Prediction Page, (bring your quatloos, gps, and internets, you'll need them.)

[brian 333]

... right next to the hemorrhoid award.

Elan will get a happy ending.

Until this post I was unaware that Elan's happy ending was contingent on the actions of a reader. Now it is so completely obvious that I wonder why it has not been guessed before.

The only way this can work, though, is if the trophy sports hundreds of tiny tattoos.