* I may no longer tell horse traders "no, you may not buy my (gift from the elves of the high plains) horse, because I like my horse...a lot!"
** When asked how much I like my horse, I may not tell said traders that the mare and I are trying to create centaurs as our offspring.
(Which is a lie, but heck, I have advantage on deception checks)
*** May not then be disappointed when the goblin brothel workers decline my custom, after the rumor of "literally, like a horse" go around
(And that, kids, is one more reason why lying is a bad thing!)
**** May not get angry at the monk, who thought that spreading that rumor was funny.
Originally Posted by KorvinStarmast
* I may no longer tell horse traders "no, you may not buy my (gift from the elves of the high plains) horse, because I like my horse...a lot!"
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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