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Thread: D&D Jokes
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2008-05-28, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Jokes
DMs don't cheat, they just change the rules.
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't" -Margaret Thatcher
"Celebacy is no match for a natural 20!" -RandomNPC
"If you're so goth, where were YOU when we sacked Rome?" -Swordguy
