Insanity, you say? Now the ball is in Zero's court! What with the not-so-sane whatnot...
...I hear that insanity is caused by a lack of salt, and have therefore horded as much salt as I can find in the house into a large pile. Incidentally, you cannot have any of my salt, it is mine and will cure me of my affliction, to give it to you would go against the most basic of moral priniciples.
P.S. The Queen's English is a conspiracy. It was invented by The Pope in 1655.