KuReshtin's Kallously Konfusing Konsternations - Random Banter #208

[LaZodiac]

That...is beautiful, actually.

[Archonic Energy]

Ancient Playgrounders from before the dawn of time

Ouch! That hurts. I'm not that old.

Young whippersnappers thinking they are the first people to do random banter.

[DraPrime]

Hmm I've heard absinthe is...strange. Care to tell me more of this elixir?

It's "strange" (hallucinogenic) properties are rather exaggerated. At the end of the day, it is an herbal liquor that you dilute with water and sugar, making it undergo a cool change in color, and supposedly it tastes quite good. I just like herbal liquors, and this was available in kickstarter, so I decided to give it a shot. The process should be over in about 24 hours, at which point I will have a bottle of the stuff.

[Somensjev]

Ouch! That hurts. I'm not that old.

Young whippersnappers thinking they are the first people to do random banter.

considering you joined this forum when i was about eight years old, i think it's fair enough

also, hello, nice to meet you

[Archonic Energy]

...

I literally don't know how to respond.

I may have a cry now.

[Somensjev]

...

I literally don't know how to respond.

I may have a cry now.

now i feel bad

[Solse]

I can just imagine the facebook posts:

RANDOM BANTERING WHEN OTHER CURRENT RANDOM BANTERERS WERE 8
80s kids will get this

[Archonic Energy]

now i feel bad

You can't help how young you are. Or how old I'm getting.

Whisky. I need whisky.

[Somensjev]

You can't help how young you are. Or how old I'm getting.

Whisky. I need whisky.

i wish i could drink whisky just a few more months

[Rawhide]

Dear goodness, they know how to use tools now. We're doomed.

[enderlord99]

Becoming old is a good thing, at least compared to the alternative.

[Solse]

Becoming old is a good thing, at least compared to the alternative.

What, becoming younger and younger until you become an unborn fetus? Because yeah, that's creepy.

Or you meant dying young. Yeah, becoming old is better than that too.

[Haluesen]

I haven't seen very many puns recently.

I do apologize for this ender. I am not so great and just spontaneously punning. Something suitable must strike me. I cannot speak for the other punsters around here. Something will come though, and when I know so shall you.

Ooh a fluff supplement! Cute and so smart a bird.

It's "strange" (hallucinogenic) properties are rather exaggerated. At the end of the day, it is an herbal liquor that you dilute with water and sugar, making it undergo a cool change in color, and supposedly it tastes quite good. I just like herbal liquors, and this was available in kickstarter, so I decided to give it a shot. The process should be over in about 24 hours, at which point I will have a bottle of the stuff.

Ah I see then! Very curious. I've enjoyed trying interesting drinks lately. A friend of a friend made some mead and that was fun to try, even though the taste was unexpected. I think they said they used more pomegranate than they intended to. Or something like that. Still good though.

What, becoming younger and younger until you become an unborn fetus? Because yeah, that's creepy.

Or you meant dying young. Yeah, becoming old is better than that too.

I can heartily agree with both of these.


Hi hi Archonic! I do not know you either but hello!


Hey chaotic; psst. I can have the whiskey.

[Somensjev]

What, becoming younger and younger until you become an unborn fetus? Because yeah, that's creepy.

Or you meant dying young. Yeah, becoming old is better than that too.

that was my reaction to what was said, i almost posted the same thing, but i checked my PBP first

[EmeraldRose]

Ouch! That hurts. I'm not that old.

Young whippersnappers thinking they are the first people to do random banter.

considering you joined this forum when i was about eight years old, i think it's fair enough

also, hello, nice to meet you

...

I literally don't know how to respond.

I may have a cry now.

HAHAHAHAHAH- oh wait....

Now I feel old too.

*gives Archie a whiskey*

Let me join you on the porch and we can yell at all the kids.

[Somensjev]

HAHAHAHAHAH- oh wait....

Now I feel old too.

maybe i just shouldn't mention my age on the forums? i seem to make everyone feel old

[Asta Kask]

I'm old too. I'll join you on the porch.

No, Chaotic stupid, you must realize that it's your duty to serve us older and wiser members of the forum.

[Astrella]

Dear goodness, they know how to use tools now. We're doomed.

A parakeet we had used to use on of its feathers as a drinking straw.

[EmeraldRose]

maybe i just shouldn't mention my age on the forums? i seem to make everyone feel old

Nah, you're still older than my kids so we're good.

[Somensjev]

A parakeet we had used to use on of its feathers as a drinking straw.

a third person i don't know? so many new people are appearing

hello

No, Chaotic stupid, you must realize that it's your duty to serve us older and wiser members of the forum.

pfffff

Nah, you're still older than my kids so we're good.

ah, 'sall good then

[Amidus Drexel]

I second - or perhaps third, I suppose - this call for a round of whiskey.

Not that I've been on the forums long enough to join the club on the porch, though.

[EmeraldRose]

I second - or perhaps third, I suppose - this call for a round of whiskey.

Not that I've been on the forums long enough to join the club on the porch, though.

Aaaahhhhhhh come on up anyway. There's enough virtual whiskey for everyone of legal drinking age.

[Somensjev]

Aaaahhhhhhh come on up anyway. There's enough virtual whiskey for everyone of legal drinking age.

stupid legal drinking age, i want to try virtual whisky. and all my friend are having their 18th's before me, so guess who has to stay sober while all his friends get drunk

[LaZodiac]

You know, thinking on it, I've never had alcohol UNLESS you count beer batter fish sticks. If you do I've had a lot.

Also hey apparently I'm good at washing cars. Learned that yesterday as I was roped into hand washing two cars because of the ashing.

[Taet]

Dear goodness, they know how to use tools now. We're doomed.

It is Ok that they use tools. It is not Ok that it is using a body part of another smart tool using animal as a tool. That is why we are doomed.

You know, thinking on it, I've never had alcohol UNLESS you count beer batter fish sticks. If you do I've had a lot.

Also hey apparently I'm good at washing cars. Learned that yesterday as I was roped into hand washing two cars because of the ashing.

What is ashing? Did you leave a w off of washing?

[Asta Kask]

You know, thinking on it, I've never had alcohol UNLESS you count beer batter fish sticks. If you do I've had a lot.

What counts as alcohol would be if it had alcohol in it. To a significant degree, say above 0.1% Almost all fruit has some alcohol in them.

[DraPrime]

...

I literally don't know how to respond.

I may have a cry now.

The proper response is for us to point and laugh at how silly and young chaotic stupid is.

[Asta Kask]

Hello darkness my old friend...
I've come to talk to you again

[Astrella]

a third person i don't know? so many new people are appearing

hello

Hi.

What is ashing? Did you leave a w off of washing?

The ash-rains surrounding the diabolical lair that she resides in clearly.

[Archonic Energy]

Hello darkness my old friend...
I've come to talk to you again

Because a vision soft and creeping.
Left it's seeds while I was sleeping.

Yes knowing Simon and Garfunkel lyrics aren'the making me feel younger.