MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154

[absolmorph]

Ah right, thanks Worira, forgot about that.

Also, the only way you could ever make the blowing of my nose even slightly attractive is if you read it as "I am very good at blowing"

EDIT: Not that I would know if I am or not *cough*

Hey, only one way to find out!

[LaZodiac]

Hehe, you'd be right =P

*prepares to pounch Absolmorph at any moment!*

[Worira]

Namely professional testing.

[Zaydos]

I'm unavailable for a while and I come back to find... this... Awesome

Also I don't have a nickname... And if I get called fuzzy I'll lightning blast someone.

[Worira]

Whatever you say, Fluffy.

[Zaydos]

-breathes lightning- Oh that was Fluffy not fuzzy. That's better.

But I'm getting a hair cut... soon. Predictable -bridges fingers and strokes white cat-

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

-breathes lightning- Oh that was Fluffy not fuzzy. That's better.

But I'm getting a hair cut... soon. Predictable -bridges fingers and strokes white cat-

At the same time? How do you do that? It seems difficult.

[Zaydos]

At the same time? How do you do that? It seems difficult.

Stop reading my evil thoughts... What am I thinking now? Can't guess can you, it's cheese.

To answer your question, with difficulty and then she gives me the look that says, "I'm nursing my kittens and you are doing something crazy, stop it."

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Stop reading my evil thoughts... What am I thinking now? Can't guess can you, it's cheese.

To answer your question, with difficulty and then she gives me the look that says, "I'm nursing my kittens and you are doing something crazy, stop it."

I'm sorry I read evil thoughts and good thoughts equally, if it makes you feel better. And you didn't give me TIME to guess your thoughts that time. :P

Meh, cats. Give me a huge dog any day. I love big dogs and I cannot lie. All you other pups can't deny..."

[LaZodiac]

Gotta admit, dogs are only slightly worse then cats, so choosing them as your prefered pet makes sense. The only issue is that they are kiiinda dumb sometimes.

I've got bad history with dogs XO

[absolmorph]

Hehe, you'd be right =P

*prepares to pounch Absolmorph at any moment!*

Uh... -scrambles away-

Namely professional testing.

Oh! This! This is what I meant! Aheheheh...

I've only had dogs. Our first dog was small, fairly quiet and all around just an easy to care for dog.
Our current dog is... not. She's about 50 pounds, loud, always wants to be with someone, ridiculously energetic and quite curious.

[Zaydos]

I'm sorry I read evil thoughts and good thoughts equally, if it makes you feel better. And you didn't give me TIME to guess your thoughts that time. :P

Meh, cats. Give me a huge dog any day. I love big dogs and I cannot lie. All you other pups can't deny..."

How can you love dogs more? I mean first thing I did when I got home was take my dog for a walk

Just kidding my good thoughts are about dogs.

Gotta admit, dogs are only slightly worse then cats, so choosing them as your prefered pet makes sense. The only issue is that they are kiiinda dumb sometimes.

I've got bad history with dogs XO

I got dragged across the yard by a dog once. Still I love them. A boy is a dog's whole world. Then again I like cats more and some of them have a sense of loyalty more often ascribed to a dog than a cat.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Gotta admit, dogs are only slightly worse then cats, so choosing them as your prefered pet makes sense. The only issue is that they are kiiinda dumb sometimes.

I've got bad history with dogs XO

Cats are just evil. For one, they're the only 'domesticated' animal (and I use the term 'domesticated' in the loosest manner!) that we did not attempt to domesticate, THEY domesticated US! With dogs, we punished them until they did what we liked. With cats, they decided to adopt Humankind as their pet.

They are evil.

Especially my next door neighbours. He actually has evil-genius cats. In both that they're the kind of cat an evil genius would have, and in that they are themselves evil geniuses.

[LaZodiac]

Aha! There you are *pounchs apon Absolmorph!*

Ah..Zaydos, ouch. That's gotta suck. And yet you still like dogs? Wow. As for some cats being more loyal then dogs, I've seen it. Though sometimes cats can be so mean.

EDIT: Aw, Gwyll beat me to it on the "evil cat" remark.

[Zaydos]

Cats are just evil. For one, they're the only 'domesticated' animal (and I use the term 'domesticated' in the loosest manner!) that we did not attempt to domesticate, THEY domesticated US! With dogs, we punished them until they did what we liked. With cats, they decided to adopt Humankind as their pet.

They are evil.

Especially my next door neighbours. He actually has evil-genius cats. In both that they're the kind of cat an evil genius would have, and in that they are themselves evil geniuses.

My current favorite is just plain white, with looks that could kill the weak of heart, and a tendency to bite if you stop rubbing.

Her son was mine through and through and ran off because I left him for a semester of college and then a week during summer... apparently he decided I wasn't coming back.

Aha! There you are *pounchs apon Absolmorph!*

Ah..Zaydos, ouch. That's gotta suck. And yet you still like dogs? Wow. As for some cats being more loyal then dogs, I've seen it. Though sometimes cats can be so mean.

EDIT: Aw, Gwyll beat me to it on the "evil cat" remark.

Yeah, I just refused to walk the dog for a few years. It wasn't too bad, it was just across grass. Besides there was no malignancy just plain stupidity and hunting instinct.

I've had mean cats. I have not yet determined if they are mean because I didn't pay as much attention to them when they were little or if I didn't pay attention to them because I knew they would be mean.

But yeah I like cats and dogs, and any animal other than chickens. I had two seperate roosters jump on my head and peck me. Okay I like SOME chickens like the one that beat up a hawk.

[Eruantion]

I'm unavailable for a while and I come back to find... this... Awesome

Also I don't have a nickname... And if I get called fuzzy I'll lightning blast someone.

Wait, are we supposed to get nicknames?

[Zaydos]

Wait, are we supposed to get nicknames?

Someone said something to that effect. Insert evil thoughts here... kittens

[LaZodiac]

Apparently Eruantion, apparently.

Also, Zaydos, ouch. Either Roosters are irrationaly violent, or you taste delicious to them. Either or.

[Zaydos]

Apparently Eruantion, apparently.

Also, Zaydos, ouch. Either Roosters are irrationaly violent, or you taste delicious to them. Either or.

Well it depends upon the breed of rooster actually. We've had really nice roosters, we've had roosters that only turned mean when kids started throwing rocks at them (as a point of note, throwing rocks at the dinosaur is not a good idea), and we've had roosters that would chase you just because they could. I'd advice against the last kind.

Also as with many animals breeding for smaller ones also breeds for meaner ones.

[Eruantion]

Someone said something to that effect. Insert evil thoughts here... kittens

Well, I guess I didn't get the memo
now the kittens are covered in spikes

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

EDIT: Aw, Gwyll beat me to it on the "evil cat" remark.

Gwyn, love, Gwyn for the short form please.

Someone said something to that effect. Insert evil thoughts here... kittens

Nope, still reading your mind, mate!

Edit:

@Ninja above me.
The kittens menace with spikes of troglodite blood. Sorry Trog!

[LaZodiac]

That makes sense Zaydos. Also, yha, throwing rocks at what is basically a dinosaur. This seems like an obvious thing not to do.

Ok Gywn, I just wasn't sure =P

[Zaydos]

Stinky spiked kittens?

But... but... that's innefficient for the evils. Obviously weaponized cuteness is better they can bring whole kingdoms to their knees with a simple meow. Especially the all white ones.

[Eruantion]

Stinky spiked kittens?

But... but... that's innefficient for the evils. Obviously weaponized cuteness is better they can bring whole kingdoms to their knees with a simple meow. Especially the all white ones.

Kittens with spikes make me angry. and I prefer the black ones

[LaZodiac]

Since we are talking about cats.

OBLIGATORY LINK OF AWESOME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxcvDakqjmo

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Ok Gywn, I just wasn't sure =P

No worries. My own RL name is confusing enough, either always mispronounced or mispelled (or both), and choosing a Welsh name as my internet name... Well, Welsh isn't exactly known for it's pronouncability.

I still say that Llywelyn is one of the prettiest names ever.

[Zaydos]

Kittens with spikes make me angry.

Hence innefficient for evil. It's by making you melt into an easily manipulated puddle that kittens win my noble friend. Those are good too. Tuxedo cats always have a special place in my heart.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Dwarf Fortress really gets you in the mood to kill some kittens. Those darn FPS stealing little buggers, why do they reproduce so fast!

Mmmmm, kitten biscuits...

[LaZodiac]

This is sure to garner some hate, but I do NOT enjoy Dwarf Fortress at ALL.

It's just not a type of game I enjoy. Same with Minecraft.

[Skeppio]

This is sure to garner some hate, but I do NOT enjoy Dwarf Fortress at ALL.

It's just not a type of game I enjoy. Same with Minecraft.

Why would that garner hate around here? We're not 4chan.