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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Kneenibble
Don't you start teasing me now. There is only so much my little birdy heart can endure.
C'mere moi petite Budgie.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Dimonite
You said that twice. :smalltongue:
ION: I managed to get out of pun police lockup. In interrogation, they said they'd been after me for years, and I didn't help my case by saying "But my hearing's bad enough as it is!" They were going let me out on bail, but changed their minds when I dumped a bucketful of water on their floors instead of giving them money. I only managed to escape by threatening to tell my kayak pun if they didn't let me out. They'll be coming for me again soon, this time to kill.
Speaking of puns, I came up with a couple of good (terrible) and incredibly geeky puns earlier.
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To the shock of everyone, ℤ has split from long-term partner ℝ∖ℤ. When asked about the breakup of their union, ℝ∖ℤ was distraught. "What we had was real. We complemented each other perfectly. I don't know how I'm going to get over it - without ℤ, how can I ever get closure?!"
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A vampire and his mortal thralls walk into a bar. The barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kine here."
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Sir Reingo
Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.
Painful?
I think you mean punishing :smallamused:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
*recruits snake, sets up hug booth*
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Sir Reingo
Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.
Then punt them from a rooftop?
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Originally Posted by
Qwertystop
Kayak is pronounced nothing like cake.
And yet you got the joke.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Sir Reingo
Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.
Mine? You wound me, sirrah.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.
And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!
Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.
Carry on with your semiregularly scheduled random banter.
On Topic: I'm putting my gold on the winner.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Sir Reingo
I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.
And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!
*didn't actually know that. Oops.*
Very well then! Haddocks at dawn!
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Good luck Teddy!
Thanks, I'll find good use for it! :smallsmile:
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It won't grow stale if I save it for three months, will it? Can you put good luck in the freezer to make it last longer? :smallconfused::smallwink:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Sir Reingo
You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!
You shall wield a car. I, a terrier! :smallamused:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Teddy
Thanks, I'll find good use for it! :smallsmile:
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It won't grow stale if I save it for three months, will it? Can you put good luck in the freezer to make it last longer? :smallconfused::smallwink:
Yha, it should be fine if you do that.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.
Soon. Soon Monster baking will be complete. Muahahhaha. Even I don't know what I've created here, mostly because I decided to randomly throw ingredients together.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
Clearly, Zodi is part anime. Don't hate on her culture! :smalltongue::smallamused:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
I'm quite aware of this. I'm going to go wtih Cobra's diagnosis since he's a doctor.
Either that or it's a coincidence. Whicever seems more likely.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Sir Reingo
Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.
Funnily enough, yes. :smallsigh:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.
Everyone should share a story about their blankets.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
I have a couple blankets with me at college that people gave me as presents. The most interesting thing about the one is that I use it as a curtain when I'm sleeping so the sun won't shine on me and wake me up.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.
Doesn't sound especially space efficient either...
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.
Man, I wish I had a duvet cover like that. Mine are just blue or green with nonsensical patterns...
...a sky blue one, with a mighty bird of prey spreading its wings to cover me as I lie resting in my bed. And small white cotton-clouds to provide ambience to the background...
See, now you got me dreaming again. :smallwink:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.
Everyone should share a story about their blankets.
Aww, could you be more adorable? I think not. :smallsmile::smallredface:
Also, just lizards, or all reptiles? It's important, you see. :smallwink::smallredface:
On blankets: I'm quite fond of them, but I don't really have any with personal memories. Still, it's not that uncommon to find me curled up with a fluffy one. Or, more likely, rolled up in it and hanging off the furniture. It's comfier that way. >.>
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Heliomance
*didn't actually know that. Oops.*
Very well then! Haddocks at dawn!
A pun duel. This must be done.
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Kneenibble
I did not know of this bird, and having Googled, I must say I am partly disturbed and partly enthralled. How curiously and delightfully brutal.
Do you have this bird where you live?
If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.
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Originally Posted by
Kyrian
I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!
Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.
Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/
So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."
Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?
edit: Aw. Never mind. I looked up the quote and, sadly, I missed a word that makes it very clearly not an Indiana Jones reference. The actual quote being:
James Bond: and you are miss?
Dr. Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones, and don't tell me any jokes, I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.
*sigh* :smallfrown:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Serpentine
If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.
Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/
So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."
Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?
I always heard it as "I do not know any doctor jokes." :smallconfused:
And I thought the doctor said her name was "Christmas Jones" or something. Something with Christmas, and that's why she mentioned the jokes.
EDIT: Beaten by your own edit. :smalltongue:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
Also, why are you in Dvil's pants? That's where I'm meant to be, and I have the Secret to prove it! :smallannoyed:
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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Originally Posted by
Serpentine
Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
Also, why are you in Dvil's pants? That's where I'm meant to be, and I have the Secret to prove it! :smallannoyed:
Eh heheh. It was kinda his idea... I think the idea is that anyone is allowed to join in. :smalltongue: