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2012-10-19, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-19, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Speaking of puns, I came up with a couple of good (terrible) and incredibly geeky puns earlier.
To the shock of everyone, ℤ has split from long-term partner ℝ∖ℤ. When asked about the breakup of their union, ℝ∖ℤ was distraught. "What we had was real. We complemented each other perfectly. I don't know how I'm going to get over it - without ℤ, how can I ever get closure?!"A vampire and his mortal thralls walk into a bar. The barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kine here."Last edited by Heliomance; 2012-10-19 at 06:53 PM.
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2012-10-19, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.
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2012-10-19, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-19, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
*recruits snake, sets up hug booth*
Hail to the Lord of Death and Destruction!
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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2012-10-19, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.
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2012-10-19, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.Spoiler
Fantastic dragonpuppy drawn by my sister in the ancient times.
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2012-10-19, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.
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2012-10-19, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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2012-10-19, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.
And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!
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2012-10-19, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!
Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.
Carry on with your semiregularly scheduled random banter.
On Topic: I'm putting my gold on the winner.SpoilerPart of II.I.
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I'm back! Sorta. Not really. Kinda though.
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2012-10-19, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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2012-10-19, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!
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2012-10-19, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Clouddreamer Teddy by me, high above the world, far beyond its matters...
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2012-10-19, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-19, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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2012-10-19, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.
Soon. Soon Monster baking will be complete. Muahahhaha. Even I don't know what I've created here, mostly because I decided to randomly throw ingredients together.
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2012-10-19, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Hey LaZodiac, medical science would like a word with you!
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
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2012-10-19, 10:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-19, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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2012-10-20, 12:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-20, 02:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.
Everyone should share a story about their blankets.
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2012-10-20, 02:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
I have a couple blankets with me at college that people gave me as presents. The most interesting thing about the one is that I use it as a curtain when I'm sleeping so the sun won't shine on me and wake me up.
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2012-10-20, 04:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Doesn't sound especially space efficient either...
Man, I wish I had a duvet cover like that. Mine are just blue or green with nonsensical patterns...
...a sky blue one, with a mighty bird of prey spreading its wings to cover me as I lie resting in my bed. And small white cotton-clouds to provide ambience to the background...
See, now you got me dreaming again.Clouddreamer Teddy by me, high above the world, far beyond its matters...
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2012-10-20, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Aww, could you be more adorable? I think not.
Also, just lizards, or all reptiles? It's important, you see.
On blankets: I'm quite fond of them, but I don't really have any with personal memories. Still, it's not that uncommon to find me curled up with a fluffy one. Or, more likely, rolled up in it and hanging off the furniture. It's comfier that way. >.>Cobra Avatar by the lovely Miss Nobody.
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2012-10-20, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-20, 07:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.
Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/
So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."
Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?
edit: Aw. Never mind. I looked up the quote and, sadly, I missed a word that makes it very clearly not an Indiana Jones reference. The actual quote being:
James Bond: and you are miss?
Dr. Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones, and don't tell me any jokes, I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.
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2012-10-20, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
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2012-10-20, 07:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
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2012-10-20, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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