Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99

The Rules.
You Read Them!

In order to try and keep these threads from becoming unmanageable, some rules have been created, and they accent the forum rules. Please read those first.

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB one word posts should be spam everywhere. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* should also be considered spam. Quality of content trumps speed of response.
2. Ditch the "competition for control of the universe" eh. It has ceased to be funny, and often branches out into little mock battles that fall into the spam definition laid out above. We've got a PbP section for fights, and even the Town has an arena, I believe.
3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well.
4. Stop advertising other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.
5. Please stop with single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."
6. Do not poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."
7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.
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9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.
10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.
11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details

:elan:Anyone found breaking the rules will be sent to stand in the corner and receive a very stern talking to! :elan:

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Bagzee #100 :smalltongue:

Also, yummy chinese takeway is yummy.

*Looks up deipnosophist.*

Ohhh... Wait... Wait?

*sniff* They go so fast. It seems like only yesterday I was giving birth.

*Sings Flight of the Valkyries as loud as possible, to herald the new thread.*

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Originally Posted by Raiser_B1ade

*sniff* They go so fast. It seems like only yesterday I was giving birth.

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Indeed. It's already been like four threads since mine ended.

I also have to congratulate Dr. Bath for naming the first RB thread I can't pronounce.

Haruki, I can pronounce it:smallbiggrin:

New thread.

And remember people. A long, long time ago, I had claimed #100.

wow, Six pages or so have gone just today, that's crazy.:smalleek:

What is a deipnosophists?:smallconfused: Should I just look it up?

*aheyumhuem*

In the darkest of times in Cat-Muffin history we have persevered.
When we were first cast into your dark world that smells rather odd, we continued.
When we found ourselves chased from our new homeland by wizards, we continued.
When we were left stranded in a new world by poor navigational skills, we continued.
Even when we set upon by John the Tearer, a terrible murderer with some unknown grudge against Cat-Muffins, we continued.
And how did we continue?
Because we know how to do one thing well, one thing that keeps all species going when the going gets tough, one thing that unites all sentient beings under one banner, one thing that connects and binds the universe together and stops it spilling out of the bath.
Cat-Muffins know how to
*BOOGIE!*

The thread has been blessed.

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

Bagzee #100 :smalltongue:

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I thought we were giving 100 to The Giant, even if we had to make it for him?

Can they Salsa?

Bath, Bath, Bath, bath, Bath, you spelt dastardly as 'dasardly'.
Teh Boogie has been played by Jib. I call for an encore.

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Originally Posted by dallas-dakota

And remember people. A long, long time ago, I had claimed #100.

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But an even longer time ago we decided to give 100 to teh big man himself.

what big man?

Teh Giant 'himself me ole mate. 'O d'ye t'ink we were a'talkin' 'bout?

Then I will make the thread if neccisary and Get 101 for myself. As push-up.

Suggestions for the Giant's thread?
The Giant's Random Banter, Galloping Great Goodie Godly Gaming thread #100 ?

All suggestions welcome, and reactions to!

Ah, I hadn’t seen him in random banter, ever. So I assumed it could not have been him.
And curly, good to know I am now one of the good ole mate’s. :smallbiggrin:

No, I think it needs to be simple.
A call back to the classics if you will.

The Giant's Random Banter #100

Then when we have more threads to add to the index, it'll also stick out.

Also: It Is Raining.

Rain?
Haven't had that here for a while. Knowing the country like I do, it'll rain just in time for Sat'day.

Same situation as Curly. Though different country, still same situation.

Keeping it simple is a good thing.

Jibar... You mentioned that the catmuffins could boogie. But can they salsa?

@Curly: Yeah well,
maybe I can't spell.

Oh dear, it is rain
makes forests a pain.

It was raining earlier where I am, I think it's stopped now. New family guy's on as well(well i think it's new I haven't seen it).:smallbiggrin:

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Originally Posted by Jibar

Also: It Is Raining.

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Rainin' here, too.

I'm eating ice with the window open, wearing a nothing but a T-shirt.

Cold is good for ya'.

I envy all of you in your cold climates.

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

I'm eating ice with the window open, wearing a nothing but a T-shirt.

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More info then we needed, much more then we needed. :smallsigh:

Also, no rain here.

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Originally Posted by YPU

More info then we needed, much more then we needed. :smallsigh:

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Well, I'm wearing a towel too. :smalltongue:

So, how is everyone on this eve?

There's a mighty wind
blowing through these wooded boughs
rustling leaves move fast.

My brain hurts and throbs
Perhaps water is needed
Or maybe just sleep.

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Originally Posted by Jibar

*aheyumhuem*

In the darkest of times in Cat-Muffin history we have persevered.
When we were first cast into your dark world that smells rather odd, we continued.
When we found ourselves chased from our new homeland by wizards, we continued.
When we were left stranded in a new world by poor navigational skills, we continued.
Even when we set upon by John the Tearer, a terrible murderer with some unknown grudge against Cat-Muffins, we continued.
And how did we continue?
Because we know how to do one thing well, one thing that keeps all species going when the going gets tough, one thing that unites all sentient beings under one banner, one thing that connects and binds the universe together and stops it spilling out of the bath.
Cat-Muffins know how to
*BOOGIE!*

The thread has been blessed.

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Suitably epic. Now how are you going to top that for RB #100 Jib? :smallamused:

In other news, Eggy has a nasty crack in its' head shell that is letting the pain pour in (this doubtless presages thunderstorms tonight).

Also. The complete Ulysses 3000 on YouTube. The FX are cheesy now, but the imagery is - and ever will be - the living definition of epic. :smallcool:

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Originally Posted by bosssmiley

Suitably epic. Now how are you going to top that for RB #100 Jib? :smallamused:

In other news, Eggy has a nasty crack in its' head shell that is letting the pain pour in (this doubtless presages thunderstorms tonight).

Also. The complete Ulysses 3000 on YouTube. The FX are cheesy now, but the imagery is - and ever will be - the living definition of epic. :smallcool:

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*sees anime*
*slaughters anime*
*runs away from Masato*
*go's to bed*

I wish it would get colder here. It's been too hot. To the point where 90F is chilly. :smallsigh:


I went to the used bookstore today.
I want to LIVE there.
I bought some books for my English class next year. And my mom bought some books for herself. We only spent $15.50. So I is happeh. :smallbiggrin:

@V: Hi Masato! *waves* *is hugged*

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Originally Posted by dallas-dakota

*sees anime*
*slaughters anime*
*runs away from Masato*
*go's to bed*

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OBJECTION!!!