[Nexus] AMEN XXXVII: Vampy Rotter and the Undeathly Hallows

[Zefir]

Zefir just goes to Ar with a bottle in this hand (a molowCoctail)

"Hey man we need to talk and if you won't mind I end this thing you fight."

Throwing the bottle through that animated thing.

[ThirdEmperor]

Ar conjures a telekinetic wall to stop the Molotov. One minute.

[Zefir]

"Ok!"

Zefir pulls out an egg timer and sets it on one minute.

"This thing will inform me if the time is over."

With this he heads to the TV takes a seat and waches whatever is watched now.

[Haruki-kun]

Ah. But has she done it to PCs, or even on screen?

By that logic, no one in Nexus has ever reproduced.

Zefir will notice the TV is now showing a re-run of I love Lucy, Nexus version.

"HONEY!" says Ricky. "I'm home!"

Lucy walks out into the screen. "Oh, hello, Ricky! So I just went to the city, and guess what? It's overrun by crazy blood-sucking creatures!"

"¡Ay, Dios mio! You mean vampires?"

"What? No! I was talking about the Imperial soldiers!"

Audience: HAHAHAHA!!!

"This show did not age well, did it?" asks Anyu.

[Zefir]

By that logic, no one in Nexus has ever reproduced.

Zefir will notice the TV is now showing a re-run of I love Lucy, Nexus version.



"This show did not age well, did it?" asks Anyu.

"Yeah.. I never saw it and the first thing coming in my mind is: How many bombs do i need to destroy all tapes of this."

If you look at him he seems a bit away calculating it, but he returned fast.

"Do you mind if we switch channle?"

((( I hope we are the only one))

[Haruki-kun]

"No, not at all!" Anyu grabs the remote and switches the channel.

The new channel is running Heroes, Nexus edition.

Nathan is standing in front of the press. "I will now reveal the secret. I have the ability to fly."

The Press is quiet for a long time. Then one of the reporters raises his hand. "Uhm... so?"

Nathan looks confused. "So... it was a big secret! I can fly! How many people do you know who can fly?"

"Five," says another reported. "Just five. one of them has wings, another one a tail, and another one of them can psychically manipulate things. What else can you do?"

"Uh.... I just fly."

"WHAT? That's it? I turned down the Vampire infestation for THIS? Screw it! I'm outta here!"

"Well, there's just no pleasing any of you, is there?"

"Huh. No wonder this got cancelled."

[Zefir]

"Yep, could you tel me the location wheere they store the tapes I think I can#t hold my intensions to bomb them all up, if these series goon like this."

[happyturtle]

Harry Potter, Nexus Version:

Harry: You have to believe me! Voldemort is back from the dead!

Minister of Magic: Well duh. Nobody ever stays dead.

Harry: What about my parents? And Cedric?

Minister of Magic: Your parents? Permadeadtime, probably. Nothing we could do. Oh good, Quinn is here.

Quinn: Raise Dead

Cedric: Ohai.

[Haruki-kun]

Anyu starts channel surfing. "See, that's the thing. I think people deserve quality television, they're just not being delivered it. And then... huh? What's this Channel?"

On TV there's a small group of people sitting at their computers. Voice overs can be heard. Apparently, they're discussing planning plots ahead of time and some character's background and abilities. They look like rather normal people.

"Huh... what's this? What are they talking about?" She looks down at the Channel's logo. "OOC? I never know what those things stand for. Something, something Channel?"

[Moff Chumley]

The Moff looks up from his Fanfic.net account, where he's typing something away under the username "Gara Tillespie". My Exalted.

[VampireRot]

Rot looks at the "OOC channel" with confusion, and points at the screen.

"Who's the long haired kid? Looks like a girl. Heh."

Self deprecating humor for the win?

[Haruki-kun]

Rot looks at the "OOC channel" with confusion, and points at the screen.

"Who's the long haired kid? Looks like a girl. Heh."

Self deprecating humor for the win?

"I don't know, who's that guy right there?" she asks. "He says someone is being watched? What the heck?"

Chaos and spontaneity for the win!
(Has worked out realmswalking mechanics SO MUCH more than is needed)

"Hey, that lady has the right idea!"

[VampireRot]

I've got one thing to say.

Hello, Rot! Jump up and down. "I demand it."

Rot jumps up and down.

"What?!"

After being done jumping up and down, he quickly reaches for the remote.

"This channel is freaky."

[Zefir]

"Hey cool I like the man with the armore and the many gems. Maybe we could steal some.."

[Haruki-kun]

"....HOLY!"

Anyu jumps up and starts looking frantically around. "Are they watching us? Are there cameras here or something?"

Suddenly, a guy on TV speaks.

Oh, hey, look. Anyu's now looking for Cameras. How cute.

Anyu screams. "EEK! They're watching us!"

[Zefir]

"At that case there is only one thing to do: watch back as stron as you can."

And Zefir tries that.

[happyturtle]

"I can't help but think that woman in the red dress is someone I should know. Gender bent Moff clone maybe?" Moff says.

[Haruki-kun]

Anyu keeps looking around. "There must be cameras here! Hidden cameras!"

She starts removing the cushions from the couch, then looking behind the TV.

".....WHO put this dead rat behind the TV?"

[VampireRot]

"I'm turning it off. This is just getting freaky."

Rot, seeing as how no one stopped him from taking the remote, turns the TV off.


Party pooper.

[Haruki-kun]

"That was... really weird," says Anyu. She's going paranoid. "Wait, but does that mean they're not watching us anymore? How can we tell?"

[happyturtle]

Moff turns the tv back on.

Nexus Pride and Prejudice:

"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. Miss Elizabeth Bennett, will you marry me?"

"I am obliged to you, Mr Darcy. But I have just accepted an offer of marriage from Miss Lucas."

"Not again! How is a single man in possession of a good fortune supposed to find a wife when there are no straight women in all of the Nexus?!"

[D_Lord]

They are still watching. You have no idea of how many benefits I get from helping to set that up.

Says the walls that have an crazy Elder Evil in them.

[Moff Chumley]

"Good. I get so lonely when OoC isn't paying attention to me."

[ThePhantom]

Rogar walks in again.

"Ah good, your here. So, thing that lives in the walls, why we go and host some good television?"

[lord pringle]

A timid looking weakling enters base Could I join? I have my resume of EEEEVIL right here.

[ThePhantom]

Rogar goes over to the weakling.

"Show me the resume and I'll see."

[lord pringle]

He hands Rogar the resume. It's all in order and his internships have been with reputable evil overlords.

[ThePhantom]

Rogar keeps on looking.

"So, you got a name?"

[lord pringle]

As you can see on page 39 He points it out My name is Flynn Hunter.

[ThePhantom]

"I see that your resume is good, but I've look at hundreds of people wanting to join. What makes you different than the rest?"

Rogar looks up at Flynn.