Eep! *hides from the violent pony* Hrm... Either that pony doesn't like being touched, or they say something really embarrassing when poked in the flank. I volunteer, uh, somepony else to find out which it is.
Why would I mind being to- Erm... I mean yes! Yes, that is completely it, I hate being touched. How dare you even suggest touching my cutie mark? You pervert.
For your dedication to ponies and giving us all entertainment with your quote tree o' doom, I hereby award you the Louisianan Purchase. How can I do that? Long story short, let's just say I picked a doozy of a poker game to go "all in".