ATTENT-HUT!

The soldiers leap to their feet, backs straight, chests out, stomachs in, shoulders square.

WE HAVE A VISITOR!

GOOD EVENING SIR! The soldiers yell in unison.

RUN LAPS, YOU MAGGOTS!

SIR YES SIR! And off they go.

So, you want work? It just so happens I do need something done. But how do I know I can trust you to do it?