ATTENT-HUT!
The soldiers leap to their feet, backs straight, chests out, stomachs in, shoulders square.
WE HAVE A VISITOR!
GOOD EVENING SIR! The soldiers yell in unison.
RUN LAPS, YOU MAGGOTS!
SIR YES SIR! And off they go.
So, you want work? It just so happens I do need something done. But how do I know I can trust you to do it?