Murphy's Law 7: ...Maybe?

[Dusk Eclipse]

Druid magic doesn't do that sort of thing... Unless the dress is part of a polymorphed animal or something.. That would mean she's wearing a living animal. Full stop.

MENTAL IMAGGGE. MY. MIND. *grabs mind bleach, stuffs in head.*

There is a cantrip called Stick, I don't remember off-hand if druids get it; but there is a way by raw to do thar by RAW.