^ what he said +1000

Seriously you get all kinds of weird requests.

"Can you melt some chocolate bars on the pizza for my kid?"

"You have ovens if I give you flour can you make a cake?"

"Why don't you sell whiskey? Can I drink in the lobby?"

"You waitress wont give me her phone number, I demand you give me a refund."

"I'll trade you a bucket of KFC for a pizza."

"Your ovens look dirty from here. I need you to turn them off, clean them, and restart my order."

I explain to him it'll take an hour for them to cool off enough to disassemble, the cleaning agents will need to soak overnight, an hour of scrubbing, and then an hour to reassemble. His response?

"What time should i be back tomorrow?"