Elemental's Excitingly Excellent Random Banter: No.CLXXVII (177)

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

And for $150, you get to come to where I live to hang out and have fun. For $200 I'll come over to where you live, and much hanging out and fun times will happen.

But it already costs me over 100 bucks to go see you, why would you make it MORE expensive for me to see you?
... that's not including hte price of getting BACK from seeing you.