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[Venger]

In fairness, I'm 99.95% sure he's talking about a pipe in-game and as such, things like taste and cancer aren't a concern.

I think what he was referring to was smoking the same pipe as thousands of other creatures throughout history (even in-game) squicks him, which is kind of understandable.

a quick prestidigitation (arguably) would kill the germs though, since it can be used to clean small items, which a pipe would definitely qualify as