Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[Mynxae]

Well, anyone who desires to meet my sister can do so by randomly showing up at my front door. I would thus be obliged to invite you in for a cold beverage at which point my sister may decide to honour us with her presence.

Bring hot chips from the fish'n'chip store down the road. She'll come running with a bowl.

Wait... You have never eaten lamb? It is a food most common here in Australia and indeed is the traditional thing to consume on Australia Day if one has not made arrangements to have a barbecue.

That makes me hungry for lamb chops now, damn you!