The heavy crossbow I shot had roughly the same recoil as the deer-hunting rifle I shot (30-0-6, known in redneck terms as a Thirtyought-six).

I like Parson's philisophical view... "I can't think of anything that would better represent me than Hamstard... and two pizza stains".

So the answer, he changes clothing, but the more things change, the more they stay the same.