Gah! What??? Okay, okay. I can do this. A picture is worth 1000 words, they say. Let's see how many words you got for this one:
No cheating and watching the wonderfully crazy original series before posting a caption!
EDIT: If it's not showing, let me know. Will upload it somewhere. Also, yes, that IS a chicken clamped in a lathe, with a gas burner and three candles. Sorry for the poor quality, can't find a good one from this scene.