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[Lacco]

Thou hast been judged!

Third place:

The war between the eagles and owls heats up as the eagle air force attacks the Statue Of Owl Victory.

...yes, the owl has seen too much war. Look at its eyes.

Second place:

As the groupies flocked around him, I heard one of them shriek, "It's really him! It's Robin Hood!"

...Robin Whoo?

First place:

“Here we see another adventurer in the midst of succumbing to the curse of enchickening; see how his legs are already fully transformed. Shortly after this he was no longer able to hold his weapon and became easy meat with which to feed your armies, Dark Lord Sanders.”

“Poor, hapless adventurer. Once you were lawful good, now you’re just finger-lickin’…”

Finger-lickin' enchickening!

Paddyfool: you're up!