"See, that's the spirit, Chrono! I can't wait to get started either, but there are still some people working on their character sheets. There's even two people who haven't made their rolls yet!"
Hank looks rather angrily at RandomLunatic and H Savvy over the rims of his glasses, but then the glasses fall off his nose and he has to go look for them under the table.

Hank eventually ends up in the lap of Koga. He puts back on his glasses and says, rather embarrasedly "Oh, you want a pre-made character? that's great! Here you go. I only have one left now, you guys, so if anyone wants one I'd hurry up to say so. I'm looking at you, H Savvy! Well, I'm actually looking at Koga's crotch right now, but I didn't really mean to, he-he-he-he-he-huuuurk *cough *cough* *cough* "

While Hank is coughing in his crotch, Koga has a chance to look at his new character sheet:

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John John Binks

Race: Human (He's just wearing a weird hat, okay?)
Class: Rogue
Sex: Yes, please
Player: Koga

Strength: 6
Intelligence: 4
Wisdom: 4
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 18
Charisma: 4
Awesomeness: 8

Character Background: I think he was a senator once, but they fired him two days after.
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