Hey I know life has been dealing you a poor hand lately,
But I got a big plate of exactly what you need,
I'm gonna put a smile on your face,
Guaranteed...
'Cos I got mashed potatoes,
Gonna chase away all of your woes,
So dry your eyes and wipe your nose,
'Cos I'm bringing sympathy and mashed potatoes...
Also: Crying, not related to snakes.
Edit: Also, I like that. I need to write that down.