If the servers are down you're bored. Read a book. Simple. Now, being me, and knowing almost nothing about computers the servers being down still allows internet right?
So surf, paddle and dive in the briny, all encompassing internet and entertain yourself. I still say book, but well, I'm me. And I'm actually quite proud of myself as I'm touchtyping. Still having trouble with the semicolon and apostrophe buttons, but I'm getting there.

And it is a shame Mordokai can only heal cyber wounds. Maybe one day, when the internet is a whole new super-world type whosamawhits you can use the powers of your avvie to affect the world.
But then you'd have problems involving Cat - Muffins being et; B-Kachus and Egomeowths; not to mention the acronym associations.
And this's just one site!

Oh dear. 4chan.