Huh.
It's been raining out front for about five minutes; as I live in the attic, I know for a fact the rain stopped about an inch or two below the highest part of the roof.
And it's only just started raining out back.

My friend once accidentally got a lot of salt in a cut on her hand when we had food tech, she was in tears about it. It was a fairly deep cut, and lots of salt.
People always say lemon juice in paper cuts is the worst though. Not sure why.