Reading through this thread, I notice this post:
Quote Originally Posted by Kalirren View Post
Hmm. I've never played France before.

England, what say you about the demilitarization of the Channel?

Also, this headline just in from Zurich:

Standoff Expected in Black Sea
Rumanian Separatists Revolt;
Russian Influence Suspected;
Obstinate Sultan Condemns Interference
Turns out you were France after all...