Quote Originally Posted by Abelard View Post
News from the French wires...

Oh, dear. Seems that Defensive Cow Disease has indeed become a plague over Europe. England falls deeper and deeper into its symptoms every season, and now appears to be personally infecting Germany in a very up close and, quite frankly, rude manner. With such a strong incidence, French immunologists may not be able to deliver the sure in time. And, yes, there is a cure, as you can see that France is no longer suffering as it once was.

[Oddly enough, that cure seems to have been England - one man's poison is another's remedy, I suppose.]

Sure they were about to be stomped by invading Germans, the French people rose up and created another army division in the streets of Paris. However, even with these partisans, France still controls only the second largest collection of armed forces in France.

So... we took over London - Fleet St., Trafalgar Square, Buckingham Palace - and lost Marseilles/the Riviera - fabulous beaches covered with stunningly beautiful mostly-unclothed women. Whose idea was that trade? They need to be fired immediately!
Sorry for the double post but this made me lol really hard.