Yuri

Yuri strolls into the room of weaponry.

"We will wager our secrets," Yuri recommends. She takes a long drag on her cigarette before continuing, "If you win I will tell you what I am and how I came to be here. If I win... If I win you will explain to our good friend here just what you are, сука робота!"

Yuri doesn't know why she is doing this. This is stupid. She should have relied on the element of surprise. She should have struck when the bot would least expect it. She shouldn't have let her emotions get involved at all. She shouldn't be this out of practice. She shouldn't be this eager to kill again either. Something's wrong, something's out of control.

Someone is going to get hurt.

((OOC: Don't you just love Babelfish? First "robot bitch" > English-to-Russian > "сука робота." Then "сука робота" > Russian-to-English > "the bough of the robot."))