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[Thor Person Guy]

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The green-clad halfing looked around, making sure there were none of the orange menace in sight. His evil glare gazed lower and met with the ruby-red crystal eyes of the skeleton head staring back at him. Belkar ran one hand through his brunette buzzcut and opened his mouth.

"So...I've got nothing to do now, since there's no hobbos around....wanna make out?"

The Eye of Fear and Flame trembled a bit in the God of War's hand.

"Do I have a choice?"

I say, give Belkar a reason to want to kiss a disembodied skull. Particularly one that shoots Fireballs out of its eyes every few rounds.