Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133

[CurlyKitGirl]

Blarg, I've made my decision, I'll burn in the pit of a thousand celebrity magasines if I must. Don't say I didn't warn you all!

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaahh...

*screams from off-screen, accompanied by 'ooh did you see that blah blah blah diets blah blah'*

*points at her edit*

You'd actually burn in a pit of one million porrly written romance novels and then move on the the slow broiling over the Pot of Badly Written Fanfiction.