@Hot-Pockets: A hot pocket is not only a micro-wave pastry, it is the brunt of many jokes in America. This is partly because they are notorious as 'eat at your own risk' diahreha inducing and partly because they are notoriously incompatible with certain microwaves (uneven heating). One of my favorite jokes goes along these lines:

-Man is thinking about ordering a Hot Pocket as a meal at a restaurant and asks the waiter, "Tell me, will this Hot-Pocket burn my mouth?"

Waiter: "Oh sir, it will destroy your mouth, frozen exterior and molten lava hot center."

Man, pondering: "Hm, and I do need something that will move right through me..."



I've decided to take up certain pairings and have the following offially in the works:
-A short
-An ongoing series (at least a trilogy)
-A moderate/long length single

You'll just have to wait and see, but it won't be too long