Moving from that...
Intarweb Codex, Spell 1: There is no mind control citizen, please go to your fun.
Intarweb Codex, Spell 2: O-CHUL!!!
Intarweb Codex, Spell 3: TGwaH's Halberd
Intarweb Codex, Spell 6: ALL HAIL DARKLORD SNUGGLES.
Intarweb Codex, Spell 7: If you finish this, there will be cake.
Intarweb Codex, Spell 7b: This was a triumph.
Intarweb Codex, Spell 8: FOR THE EMPRUH!!!
EDIT: Anyway, does anyone else think Satomi's awesome?