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The Moff does , then , then settles on . Hey, by all means. Don't mind if I chime in myself, of course. I'll start things off, shall I? Vaulting onto the audition stage, The Moff picks up a Jackson V, and with a knowing wink to Ozzy, plays the opening riff from Paranoid.
It takes Ozzy a second to get it, then realizes what The Moff is trying to get at. Him and his summoned Metal Band then pop up next to The Moff, the members of the band summoning their instruments.

He then starts singing, his voice ringing out, proving why he is a legend. His head, and those of the other members, bob to and fro, headbanging every now and again.

"Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late"