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    College: Where over half the world's alcohol goes.

    Did anyone here have to take an alcohol education course as part of college? I did, and it was the most pointless thing ever.
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    Nah, my Uni's big thing was rape awareness.

    "Did you know that 1 in every 3 men here is a horribly violent sexual predator just waiting to get you alone so they can ravage you?"

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    Yay. Only 7 more minutes. [/Sarcasm]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
    Nah, my Uni's big thing was rape awareness.

    "Did you know that 1 in every 3 men here is a horribly violent sexual predator just waiting to get you alone so they can ravage you?"
    I am quite sure I'm not a horribly violent sexual predator, I'd think I'd know if I was. I respect women as equal members of modern society.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredthefighter View Post
    I am quite sure I'm not a horribly violent sexual predator, I'd think I'd know if I was. I respect women as equal members of modern society.
    Yeah, now imagine having to sit through about an hour of that...

    Anyway...moving swiftly onwards before my blood starts to boil and leak out my ears...

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    LOOK, SHOES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
    Nah, my Uni's big thing was rape awareness.

    "Did you know that 1 in every 3 men here is a horribly violent sexual predator just waiting to get you alone so they can ravage you?"
    Oh dear Lord...That's just ridiculous. And while I can understand why they'd exaggerate somewhat to make sure that people are careful, it's stupid to be spouting stuff like that, then people won't take it seriously at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
    Yeah, now imagine having to sit through about an hour of that...

    Anyway...moving swiftly onwards before my blood starts to boil and leak out my ears...

    umm...

    ...err...

    LOOK, SHOES!
    Actually, I'm quite happy with my slippers. Proper British slippers that are grey and manly. They fit like a pair of gloves too, gloves for my feet that is.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Well, I'm just going to go ahead and leave so I can get it done as quickly as possible.

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    Ah, slippers. I refreshed my fingertip calluses in the week before Christmas, when my sewing machine went on strike on the very first seam of the sheepskin and I had to hand sew every stitch of those slippers. Completed and giftwrapped 'em on Christmas Eve with literally seconds to spare. Wonderful, fuzzy, never-suspected-they-weren't-store-bought sheepies.

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    Mine are these terribly goofy looking golf-slippers (read: slippers that look like golf shoes). They look about as dumb as they sound, but damn if they aren't comfortable to wear.

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    Mine are these terribly goofy looking golf-slippers (read: slippers that look like golf shoes). They look about as dumb as they sound, but damn if they aren't comfortable to wear.
    Dead man walkin'!
    I know, slippers, despite how they look, always seem to be so comfortable don't they. I'm also quite happy with this jacket I'm wearing, black base colour with a hood, but the arms are filled with pictures of howling wolves, there is a huge wolf head picture on the back and when you zip it up, there is a picture of a wolf head on the front too. It sounds as good as it looks, sometimes I feel like a werewolf when I wear this jacket.
    And on the topic of werewolves, who is going to see the Underworld movie when it comes out. Its meant to be a prequel about the uprising of the Lycans.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    I'm sure my wife will insist on seeing it...

    ...strange taste in movies, that one. Will dismiss movies like Get Smart or Stranger Than Fiction just because they have Will Farrell or Steve Correll in them, but a prequel to a small-time action flick comes out and away we go.

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    Slipper socks, yo. They're where its at!
    Also, dressing gown. And that Lycans film looks terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    Slipper socks, yo. They're where its at!
    Also, dressing gown. And that Lycans film looks terrible.
    How dare you!
    Underworld 1 was an amazing film! And although I've never seen Underworld 2, I've been told it is pretty good. This next film is less about vampires who strut around thinking they are all so high and mighty and more about the guys who can rip your arms off if you get on their bad side. It's about the Werewolves breaking free of being slaves to their vampiric tyrants of overlords.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    Slipper socks, yo. They're where its at!
    Also, dressing gown. And that Lycans film looks terrible.
    Dressing gowns is where it's at, I agree.

    You know what not only looks like a terrible movie but a sin against mankind and quite possibly the worst thing ever?

    The live-action DBZ movie.

    I would post a link but it is so AMAZINGLY horrible looking that I'd rather spare you the details. Trust me, this is worse than a thousand Hitlers.
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    *looks at Fred* You... I hate you. (kidding :P)

    But in all seriousness, I didn't like the movies. The first one was... okay... The second was... meh. The third seems more like a Spaceballs sequel. "The Search for More Money"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Dressing gowns is where it's at, I agree.

    You know what not only looks like a terrible movie but a sin against mankind and quite possibly the worst thing ever?

    The live-action DBZ movie.
    Oh...god...I'd almost forgotten about that...

    *curls up into a ball and starts whimpering*

    ...my poor childhood...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Dressing gowns is where it's at, I agree.

    You know what not only looks like a terrible movie but a sin against mankind and quite possibly the worst thing ever?

    The live-action DBZ movie.
    Wikipedia time!
    Ok, they should never make movies out of a popular anime series.
    Pokemon - The movies were never as good as the show.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - That movie sucked harder than anything I've ever bought on DVD.
    DBZ - Never seen it but according to you it's a sin against mankind.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredthefighter View Post
    Wikipedia time!
    Ok, they should never make movies out of a popular anime series.
    Pokemon - The movies were never as good as the show.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - That movie sucked harder than anything I've ever bought on DVD.
    DBZ - Never seen it but according to you it's a sin against mankind.
    LIVE. ACTION. MOVIE.

    Imagine a pokemon live action movie, only overly-Americanised and where half the characters fly and all your favourite characters have been HORRIBLY raped.

    In fact, imagine that. Brock, he's black right? So he's gotta' be the comic relief and he's black, right? So he's gotta' be street. HURR DURR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Dressing gowns is where it's at, I agree.

    You know what not only looks like a terrible movie but a sin against mankind and quite possibly the worst thing ever?

    The live-action DBZ movie.

    I would post a link but it is so AMAZINGLY horrible looking that I'd rather spare you the details. Trust me, this is worse than a thousand Hitlers.
    It's got Spike in it.
    It can't be THAT bad.
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    It's got Spike in it.
    It can't be THAT bad.
    You'd just ignore the movie and stare at him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    It's got Spike in it.
    It can't be THAT bad.
    People don't use the phrase "Worse than a thousand Hitlers" as a joke, when someone says that you know it is really bad.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    It's got Spike in it.
    It can't be THAT bad.
    I'm a sucker for Godwin's law, but...

    German commerce was up pre-WWII with the rise of the Nazis, right? So it couldn't've been THAT bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredthefighter View Post
    People don't use the phrase "Worse than a thousand Hitlers" as a joke, when someone says that you know it is really bad.
    Oh yeah?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    Oh yeah?
    Twilight.
    Touche. That movie did suck ass.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    What this thread needs? Some of those 'made bad so they're good' movies like Kung-Pow and... What was that other one? With the Buddhist Palm attack? That was pretty funny too.

    Gotta' love 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    What this thread needs? Some of those 'made bad so they're good' movies like Kung-Pow and... What was that other one? With the Buddhist Palm attack? That was pretty funny too.

    Gotta' love 'em.
    The Buddhist Palm movie was called Kung-Fu Hustle, and it rocked harder than Chuck Norris on a really good day.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    What this thread needs? Some of those 'made bad so they're good' movies like Kung-Pow and... What was that other one? With the Buddhist Palm attack? That was pretty funny too.

    Gotta' love 'em.
    Kung Fu Hustle was pretty good on its own, really.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Another good one was Shaolin Soccer, it always reminds me of Kung-Fu Hustle because my brother bought them at the same time, even though I watched them both at very different times
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