Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

[Phaedra]

I will admit to... not forcing my boyfriend to shave off his beard, but... pointing out kindly that a) he'd look better without it and b) it chafes something wicked.

Re: Sleepwalking/sleeptalking, the bf does this too. I've gotten used to being woken up by him telling me in all seriousness very random things like how he has to rescue a box of kittens from under our bed before they get crushed. He also occasionally sleep-laughs, in a kind of ominous evil genius way. He's probably plotting something terrible.

[Cobra_Ikari]

My phenotype uh... cannot be mistaken.

Ever.

I'd tap him for the interesting rash?

...like, STD rash, or like, friction burn?

...

...we're so awful. >.<


Phaedra, I sleeptalk something awful. >.>

[Lyesmith]

...like, STD rash, or like, friction burn?

...

...we're so awful. >.<


Phaedra, I sleeptalk something awful. >.>

I very much doubt Kneen has any.

A freind of mine randomly blurted out "May need assembly" in his sleep. Really freaked me out.

[CurlyKitGirl]

You wound my pride! Of course I do!

I'm on a complete Bowie/Labyrinth bent at the moment. Love that film and Bowie. This is one RB time loop I don't mind perpetuating.
And what spell do you suggest Wolfie?

[CutePoison]

...like, STD rash, or like, friction burn?

...

...we're so awful. >.<


Phaedra, I sleeptalk something awful. >.>

Friction burn.

And I am a very good sleeper, apart from the fact I can only sleep with a whole tonne of duvet between my knees.

It's fine really, since I've never had the kind of argument or the kind of room temperature that requires you to sleep about a metre apart with enough duvet to cover you, but 'tis only a matter of time before there's an actual cold day in that hellish furnace of a flat and it starts.
Although even then we'd probably just be like COLD ENOUGH FOR CUDDLES YAY.

It's very very warm. I HATE WARM BEDROOMS.

[Dr. Bath]

My phenotype uh... cannot be mistaken.

Ever.

You are Polydactyl (have six fingers)? That is what I first though... >_> <_<

Its got a stupid name though multiple digit, well obviously. All standard hands have more than one finger too. Stoopid scientist! Learn ur classical languages!

[Lyesmith]

I'm on a complete Bowie/Labyrinth bent at the moment. Love that film and Bowie. This is one RB time loop I don't mind perpetuating.
And what spell do you suggest Wolfie?

Hubbe, bubble, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

[Cobra_Ikari]

Friction burn.

This hurts something awful, trust me.

Although even then we'd probably just be like COLD ENOUGH FOR CUDDLES YAY.

It's very very warm. I HATE WARM BEDROOMS.

I keep my bedroom cold so that the difference can be made up with snuggles and blankets. Huzzah! =D

[Kneenibble]

No, no, don't stop!
Hilarious, the lot of it
(I'll take it as a compliment, CutePoison)

Aziraphiladelphia,
I'd request a drag shot next, but I'm not sure what else I have to offer in return.

I'd tap me for the smooth, malty vegetarian flavour.

[UncleWolf]

I'm on a complete Bowie/Labyrinth bent at the moment. Love that film and Bowie. This is one RB time loop I don't mind perpetuating.
And what spell do you suggest Wolfie?

Hmm, so many good choices.
Slime, snails, puppy dog tails(), thunder or lightning?

[Cobra_Ikari]

No, no, don't stop!
Hilarious, the lot of it
(I'll take it as a compliment, CutePoison)

Aziraphiladelphia,
I'd request a drag shot next, but I'm not sure what else I have to offer in return.

I'd tap me for the smooth, malty vegetarian flavour.

You naughty devil, you. I'm interested in how you acquired such a flavor. And exactly what part of you tastes that way. >.>

[Lyesmith]

No, no, don't stop!
Hilarious, the lot of it
(I'll take it as a compliment, CutePoison)

Aziraphiladelphia,
I'd request a drag shot next, but I'm not sure what else I have to offer in return.

I'd tap me for the smooth, malty vegetarian flavour.

Smooth, malty vegetarian, eh? Sounds good, I must know more.

The drag shot may be impossible - all male household, with no female clothes, alas.

[CutePoison]

No, no, don't stop!
Hilarious, the lot of it
(I'll take it as a compliment, CutePoison)

You should.

I'd tap me for the smooth, malty vegetarian flavour.

Vegemite!

[CurlyKitGirl]

Hubbe, bubble, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Wrong.

Witch 1: Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Witch 2: Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Witch 3: Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Witch 1: Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

'Tis double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.

[Cristo Meyers]

wow...I go away to avert a crisis and the whole thread goes nuts...

I love this place...

[wadledo]

*snip*

Curly, you are so weird.
*hugs*

[UncleWolf]

Wrong.

Witch 1: Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Witch 2: Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Witch 3: Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Witch 1: Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

'Tis double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Macbeth, nice.

[Lyesmith]

Wrong.

Witch 1: Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Witch 2: Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Witch 3: Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Witch 1: Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

'Tis double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.

*Bow*
Lady, I admit defeat. But my Shakespeare is sketchy.

[CutePoison]

Macbeth, nice.

The "And tomorrow and tomorrow" soliloquy by Macbeth has got to be the most depressing thing you could ever read.

You get about halfway through and get the razorblades out.

[mangosta71]

Really? I loved every minute of studying Macbeth in high school with my psychotic English lit teacher...

[UncleWolf]

The "And tomorrow and tomorrow" soliloquy by Macbeth has got to be the most depressing thing you could ever read.

You get about halfway through and get the razorblades out.

No, not really. Try Grapes of Wrath.

@mangosta71: Your's was also psychotic?

[Cobra_Ikari]

The "And tomorrow and tomorrow" soliloquy by Macbeth has got to be the most depressing thing you could ever read.

You get about halfway through and get the razorblades out.

But...it's MacBeth. I didn't think Scots shaved. Or if they did, they did it with claymores. >.>

[Pyrian]

I'm on a complete Bowie/Labyrinth bent at the moment.

You must come to the next Labyrinth Masquerade!

[Lyesmith]

No, not really. Try Grapes of Wrath.

@mangosta71: Your's was also psychotic?

Mine is not psychotic, but she's wonderfully eccentric. I can fully see her dressing as a man and donning a fake bushy beard for the inter-house rowing contest (The house she's head of only has 3 male teachers, they need 4 for the male teacher rowing team)

[wadledo]

No, not really. Try Grapes of Wrath.

I've always wondered what Grapes of Wrath would taste like.....

[Cobra_Ikari]

I've always wondered what Grapes of Wrath would taste like.....

Tastes like Battle Hymn of the Republic? Glory glory hallelujah! >.>

[CutePoison]

I've always wondered what Grapes of Wrath would taste like.....

Like sweet, sweet anger.

[Dr. Bath]

I've always wondered what Grapes of Wrath would taste like.....

Fiery?

I didn't really get depressed reading Shakespeare, but I did feel bad for Shylock. Everyone else in the Merchant of Venice is a jerk!

[Cobra_Ikari]

In thinking on this, I have changed my mind.

Grapes of Wrath wine. Think about it. *grins*


As for Shakespeare, I always thought the depressing one was Othello.

[CutePoison]

In thinking on this, I have changed my mind.

Grapes of Wrath wine. Think about it. *grins*


As for Shakespeare, I always thought the depressing one was Othello.

Hamlet is FUNNY. Funnier than some of the comedies at places.

Even the end bit where they all die is amusing because on stage they have a wee man with a barrow who walks on while that random is standing there going "Wait, what? Am I king now?"

And just heaping up the corpses.