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Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> - Castaras
AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy - PirateMonk
AMEN XIX: Now Slightly Older Than Your Average Goldfish - Raistlin
AMEN XX: Welcome, Here's Your Accordion - Vael
AMEN XXI: All that is Necessary for Evil to Succeed is that Good Men do Nothing - Magtok
AMEN XXII: WARNING - Contents may Cause Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Psychosis - Uncle Festy
AMEN XXIII: For ever Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction - Haruki-kun
AMEN XXIV: The √of all evil- Shas'aia Toriia
AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)-Saurous
AMEN XXVI: Attack of the Klones -Lord Vader
AMEN XXVII: You All Saw It, the Orphanage Attacked Us- Goblin Music
AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki- PirateMonk
XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air-Phase

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Want to join? Simple::

1. Wander aimlessly in.
2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus the AMEN soul bank for the goodly disinclined some guy on E-bay. Lord Coplantor
7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode! and have a nice DEATH!

The Rules of Interorganizational Plots:

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1. Don't force other AMENites into them if they don't want to be in them.
2. Try to avoid dragging interorganizational plots into the AMEN base. Keep them in other threads if possible. This is so that some AMENites can have plot while others can still have their random chaos in the base. It's also so that the drama llama (not you Atreyu) doesn't pop up again.
3. Information that is gathered during Interorganizational Plots must not be treated as common knowledge in AMEN.
(i.e. No "Hey so-and-so, that was really cool what Joe did, wasn't it.") (Thanks to Phase for this one)

And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

Disclaimer:

AMEN is in a different reality than The Town. It is not a part of The Town, does not cross over into it, and does not follow its rules.

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[Bergett]

This is possibly the most disturbing title I have seen yet...

[Darkcomet]

We much preferred "Those Damn Droids", ourselves.

Though we may be biased in that regard.

[Bergett]

I see.....

[Coplantor]

Well, probably th next thread, hey GM, you forgot the DC rule about plots and out-of-AMEN activities

[Rutskarn]

Fiddler shrugs.

"I saw the three exes. Couldn't help myself."

[Bergett]

ehh
Michael shakes his head

[Elrond]

A short little man with robes with different shades of blue and has pointy ears runs in and starts speaking "I be Elrond "Magic Midget" Von Calien you may call me MM for short and i wish to join this organization" What do you say?"

Pokes Darkcomet and GM with magical staff of time and nature

((By the way is anyone here actually in AMEN or are you all in PEACE or GLOG or one of those thingys??))

[Phase]

Phase grabs the maical staff of nature from his hands and teaches Elrond how to be more proactive by beating GM over the head with it.

[PirateMonk]

PM inspects the plot rules. "Right. So, if we want to use the P.L.O.T. Device to remove the blight upon our fair Acroverse that is HALO and GLoG, we'll need to make a separate thread and maybe allow them to stop us from taking it."

[Haruki-kun]

"What we need is a life-boat," says Haruki. "Because this ship is sinking and fast. "

[Rutskarn]

Fiddler shakes his head.

"Sinking? Maybe. I put it to you that if you stand by and lament, you'll be drowned...but if you move fast, you tread water long enough, and a new opportunity comes by.

"We can stay afloat, but we need to work towards it."

((On another note:

I was thinking about doing a set of AMEN wallpapers, if I had time. Each paper will feature one character and one slogan. I can do a non-OOTS style, or you can provide an OOTS style if you want one for your character.

Mine looks like this:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6...fiddleryw2.jpg

If you want to be in one, say the word and I'll look into it.))

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"is as much"
i can do that to if you want OotS syle if any one wants.

[Shades of Gray]

I made mine.

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...426/g16161.png

Alternate slogan: Meep.

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Meep says TCG, kicking GM in the shins (or the equivalent body part of that height)

[Fostire]

I made mine.

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...426/g16161.png

Alternate slogan: Meep.

The font on that image is really hard to read.

Also, perhaps we should do an update on that banner on the first post, I mean, half the people in it are no longer members. I would do it myself but I'm too busy. Ok I lied, I'm lazy OK, now go bug someone else

EDIT: taking a second look, more than half of the people on the banner are members (technically they're all members since you can't quit AMEN I think) but still, there are at least 5 people in it who haven't posted in a long time.

[Rutskarn]

Well, when you do, you now have a good idea of what my character looks like.

[Lord Magtok]

Fiddler shakes his head.

"Sinking? Maybe. I put it to you that if you stand by and lament, you'll be drowned...but if you move fast, you tread water long enough, and a new opportunity comes by.

"We can stay afloat, but we need to work towards it."

((On another note:

I was thinking about doing a set of AMEN wallpapers, if I had time. Each paper will feature one character and one slogan. I can do a non-OOTS style, or you can provide an OOTS style if you want one for your character.

Mine looks like this:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6...fiddleryw2.jpg

If you want to be in one, say the word and I'll look into it.))

Magtok glances at the banner in awe.

Wow. Rutskarn-Player, if I remember to post here more often, can I get one of those things?

[Rutskarn]

((OOTS style, or non? Any quote in particular?))

[Lord Magtok]

Non is fine, make sure my feet don't appear, I'm trying to stay ambiguous as to whether I even have legs, and I can't think of a quote at the moment. Something might come to me later.

Magtok then smacks the fourth wall some more.

[Rutskarn]

And here we are.

The quote isn't really Magtok-specific, I just threw out the first thing that came to mind.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2...nmagtokhq6.jpg

[Lord Magtok]

YAY!

Magtok grabs the wallpaper, and scurries off to...well, somewhere, most likely. Probably the innermost depths of the cyborg's Big Abode of Secret-ness and Evil, into the dark and mysterious parts of AMEN where even descriptive text rarely dares to tread.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

After a long period of non-kitchenness, the Base suddenly generates a large and tidy kitchen, with cliche saloon style doors. Already someone is singing cheerfully within, a boisterous blast of gibberish with a touch of fake Italian accent for good measure. A mushroom cloud of flour emerges from around those Ol' West doors as the singer adds to the mix.

[Duos]

Also, perhaps we should do an update on that banner on the first post, I mean, half the people in it are no longer members. I would do it myself but I'm too busy. Ok I lied, I'm lazy OK, now go bug someone else

EDIT: taking a second look, more than half of the people on the banner are members (technically they're all members since you can't quit AMEN I think) but still, there are at least 5 people in it who haven't posted in a long time.

I agree with this sentiment. Also, I approve of Rutskarn's artistry. It is awesome.

[Haruki-kun]

After a long period of non-kitchenness, the Base suddenly generates a large and tidy kitchen, with cliche saloon style doors. Already someone is singing cheerfully within, a boisterous blast of gibberish with a touch of fake Italian accent for good measure. A mushroom cloud of flour emerges from around those Ol' West doors as the singer adds to the mix.

"What are you talking about? We've always had a kitchen!" The Angel points at the door to the kitchen that just appeared.

"...or at least I thought we did."

[Darkcomet]

A robot lights Haruki on fire, and then tosses him onto a dead Coplantor.

The title told us to do it.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Just roll with it!" Fullbladder shouts at the flaming Haruki, without exiting the kitchen. Somehow he manages to actually incorporate that sentence into his song, just before tossing dough into the air.

There is a splash as he begins to work with the liquid ingredients.

[Darkcomet]

The robot pauses.

New directive obtained. Objective: Retrieve Fullbladder.

The robot heads into the kitchen.

Come with me.

Oh... A first person pronoun. This must be srs business.

[Uncle Festy]

((On another note:

I was thinking about doing a set of AMEN wallpapers, if I had time. Each paper will feature one character and one slogan. I can do a non-OOTS style, or you can provide an OOTS style if you want one for your character.

Mine looks like this:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6...fiddleryw2.jpg

If you want to be in one, say the word and I'll look into it.))

((Yes please. ))

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The robot gets an unfilled pie crust in the optics. And Fullbladder is suddenly gone for a while!

[Darkcomet]

It takes the thing off its head, only to find Fullbladder gone.

We will find you...