Universal Smash Bros 3: Heroes' resurgance!

[Shadowcaller]

I would like to try Mechafox unless someone else got a better suggestion. (Yes, now I DO listen to the message board, but only since one of them were actually correct.)

[Kyouhen]

I'm aiming for Uncle Festy today. Sorry mate, someone's gotta go.

[Oradow]

I point at Uncle Festy.

[Dirk Kris]

Uncle Festy's head's a nesty for nasty nasty things.

Also: Link rocks.

[Selrahc]

Festy for the lynch.

[Uncle Festy]

Gah!
What'd I do?
If you're going to gun down someone random, could you at least, you know, explain why?

[Dirk Kris]

Gah!
What'd I do?
If you're going to gun down someone random, could you at least, you know, explain why?

'Cuz you're not in the coooool kids club!

[Aemoh]

*points at Uncle Festy*

*cause I wanna be one of the cool kids*

[Kyouhen]

'Cuz you're not in the coooool kids club!

Initiation is pointing at someone who has the letters "U" "L" "F" "S" and "Y" in their names!

[Uncle Festy]

Thank you for giving us all such a wonderful reason to lynch me.
Also known as, none.
So you're all going to follow him like sheep. Great.
And I get lynched for no reason whatsoever.

[happyturtle]

*votes for FLUSY to get into the cool kids club*

[Fawkes]

Kyouhen for either lying or withholding information.

[Selrahc]

Thank you for giving us all such a wonderful reason to lynch me.
Also known as, none.
So you're all going to follow him like sheep. Great.
And I get lynched for no reason whatsoever.

Well if you go finish Ultimate Kaos, I'll change my vote.

[Uncle Festy]

Well if you go finish Ultimate Kaos, I'll change my vote.

Look, what I'm trying to do can't be rushed. I promise it's coming, I promise I'm working on it, but it's not ready yet.
Change your vote anyways? Please?
Oh, and Kyouhen on the off-chance it lets me survive. *sigh*

[Selrahc]

Honestly, I've got some real reasons, because the network of people has decided I'm trustworthy. But sharing any more than that might help the wolves, so I won't do it.

There were some other people mentioned as possible wolves though, so if you give a good enough argument then I might be convinced to change my vote. Which is worth 3, so would be a good start..

[Uncle Festy]

There were some other people mentioned as possible wolves though, so if you give a good enough argument then I might be convinced to change my vote. Which is worth 3, so would be a good start..

Well, before I start on arguments against other people, it would be nice to know the argument against me.

[Hyozo]

Well, before I start on arguments against other people, it would be nice to know the argument against me.

I'm not aware of the entire argument against you, but I know that part of it involved the next person down on the suspect list spreading rumors that you had my role.

I'm pointing at you for now Uncle Festy, but if you present a convincing case, I may change my point as well.

[Uncle Festy]

…
Well wonderful. I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.
A convincing case for not lynching me or against someone else? Because a case for not lynching me requires knowing why I'm being lynched in the first place. And I haven't been paying enough attention to make a case against someone else offhand.
Ugh, I hate when shadowy networks decide you need to die.

[Uncle Festy]

Scratch that, I think I've found someone suspicious – Aemoh.
Why? Well, take a look at his posts.

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*points at Blue Umbrella*

For being above. And that whole finger wiggling he was doing. That's just weird

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*points at Trixie*

For being above me.

((Also, I don't know Wolfbane's role. I assume he's a neutral, right? I never know anything...))

EDIT: I just now thought of this, but, Helgraf pointed at DD day 1, after DD claimed to be a mason. Helgraf was a mason. So... DD lied? Or Helgraf was trying to not look masony and got punched for it? *shrugs* Thinking hurts my brain...

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I´m sleepy, tired and my head is spinning to much from things I need to proces.

So I´m just gonna follow my ebil master here and say Zar Peter

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*points at Hero 1.0 for no reason*

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*points at Calamity for the fun of it*

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I dunno, what'd he claim? I can't recall anyone on the list of roles particularly known for a fiery sword. Best I can think of would be Sephy in his burning down the village pose, but I doubt Bath'd claim a villian to save himself.

*shrugs*

*points at Dr. Bath*

Heh, why not? Least the games getting semi-interesting with Trixie abound.

'Sides, enough voting blocs around to swing it wherever they want anyways. This is more fun.

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Don't you give me that face, I didn't vote to lynch you

Not like I tried to stop it, but, ya know, you inspire people to lynch you occasionally

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*shrugs*

Bandwagon ahoy!

*points at TehSheen*

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*points at Selrahc*

For no reason, just didn't feel like following the day's wagon.

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*points at Kyouhen for being above me*

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*shrugs*

Whatever, wagon ahoy.

*points at Someonenotyou*

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*follows the crowd*

*points at pondshadow*

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Bah... nearly missed a day. Also don't feel like breaking the tie, so...

*points at billtodamax for fun*

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*points at Mordokai*

Cause I like to even up wagons.

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Catseye2121, cause he's still on my list too.

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*points at Uncle Festy*

*cause I wanna be one of the cool kids*

If you look over these posts, we've got three that aren't just a random, autolynch-dodging vote – this one, which was a bit of speculation on day two ending with an "eh", this one, which was a bit of banter towards Murska, and this one, which is a bit of speculation ending with an "shrug".

Ladies and gentlemen, I think I've found us an epic level lurker.

[Mustiado]

Scratch that, I think I've found someone suspicious – Aemoh.
Why? Well, take a look at his posts.

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Epic Level Spoiler Research

If you look over these posts, we've got three that aren't just a random, autolynch-dodging vote – this one, which was a bit of speculation on day two ending with an "eh", this one, which was a bit of banter towards Murska, and this one, which is a bit of speculation ending with an "shrug".

Ladies and gentlemen, I think I've found us an epic level lurker.

*slow clap for Captain Obvious*

I hate to be that guy, but finding Aemoh out to be an epic level lurker is a bit like discovering that you have a nose on your face. Or that ten toes plus 10 fingers equals twenty digits.

That being said, it makes it very hard to pick out when he's a villain. PF, I am back, but I won't be voting until tomorrow night. I'm still loopy from dealing with the 12 hour car ride.

[Uncle Festy]

>.>
<.<
>.<
Hush, it's not my fault I don't usually notice inter-game patterns.
Also, note to self –*I've gotta stop trying to switch back and forth between Paranoia Paradise and here. It's messing with my suspicio-meter. v.v

[Mustiado]

Well, at least we're lynching the last neutral. Sorry Uncle Festy

[banjo1985]

Festy

Sorry my friend, but there's absolutely no point in me voting for anyone else. You're No.2 on my suspect list though, so it's not a wasted point.

[PhantomFox]

(...and that's everyone. On with the scene!)

The next day, everyone gathered in the center of the stadium, and quickly confronted Uncle Festy.

"Let's keep the streak alive! How shall we deal with THIS nefarious villain?"

"No! I'm a hero! I swear!"

"You are, eh? Well let's test your stuff as a TRUE hero! With a boss fight!"

"Um... who am I fighting?"

"We called in a worth opponant from somewhere you've probably never been. Meet the fearsome master of Lungfishopolis, Kochamara!"



Quickly, a ring was set up, and the two started circling each other. It was Kochamara who made the first move.

"Miiiiiiiiightyyyyy..... RAM!"

With a great charge, Kochamara flew through the air and knocked Festy on his rear. The crowd started to jeer a bit, but Festy wiped his face clean and got back up. But Kochamara was ready.

"Miiiightyyyyy ram.... GROUND VERSION!

The new version threw Festy for a loop, and threw him across the ring as well, landing heavily on the ground.

"Ooooooverlyyyyy intricate COMBINATION!

As soon as Festy got up, he was hit with a series of karate chops and kicks, sending him flying again. He was a bit slow to get up this time, and the crowd started taunting him inability to dodge the most easily telegraphed moves.

"Haaaaaaard to avoiiiiiid..... AREA ATTACK!"

"Wait, what?"

The fight went on for quite a while, but Uncle Festy couldn't manage to figure out how to take Kochamara down, and was eventually thrown to the mat and lay still.

Later that evening, Master Hand came and whisked away the trophy, and left the heroes with yet another Villain badge.

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Uncle Festy was KO'd. He was a Villain

It is now...

NIGHT OF THE FIFTEENTH DAY!
-48 hours remain-

[happyturtle]

Okay, given that the people who post the most have been getting night killed lately, I suspect I am not long for this world. So time to list suspects.

Oh, and I got too lazy to keep up my spreadsheet, so this is all hunches.

someonenonotyou
Pondshadow
Mordokai
FF Fanboy/Night Surgeon
Uncle Festy

Booyah! Four out of five!

*returns to being dead*

[Selrahc]

10 people left, 8 villains down, 1 villain to go. I'm feeling quite optimistic about this one.

[Uncle Festy]

Phooey.
Ah well, good luck villains!

[happyturtle]

*offers Festy 'Congratulations, You're dead now!' cake*

[Deathslayer7]

Make your seer proud.

[Uncle Festy]

*offers Festy 'Congratulations, You're dead now!' cake*

=D
*omnomnom*