Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[Sneak]

Huzzah, because sick = bad!

And now for the latest Sneaky Song of the Day.

Aka, the song that's been stuck in my head recently.

I think George Harrison is probably the best Beatle. He's often underrated.

His solo career was definitely the most impressive, IMO.

[Phase]

Sick = Bad

But sometimes sick = good.

If you use the stupid version.

[Cristo Meyers]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797

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...*crawls into a corner, whimpering*

make it go away...

[DraPrime]

Random question: Is it hard to sew patches onto leather because it's a tough material?

[Assassin89]

Random question: Is it hard to sew patches onto leather because it's a tough material?

If a needle can pierce the material, then one can sew patches onto it. The more force required to place a hole through the material, the harder it is to sew patches onto it.

[Dragonrider]

Huzzah, because sick = bad!

And now for the latest Sneaky Song of the Day.

Aka, the song that's been stuck in my head recently.

I think George Harrison is probably the best Beatle. He's often underrated.

His solo career was definitely the most impressive, IMO.

I love that song. And I like "quiet" stars...so the "quiet Beatle"? Def. the best.

[Coplantor]

Moments like this make me wish I had a computer that doesnt die every time I enter the realms of youtube.

[InaVegt]

I'm collecting brains!

Track my progress HERE (Note, that link is safe, I think)

[Felixaar]

I collect brains too, but it has nothing to do with the internets

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, herethey herethey herethey are standing in a row bom bom bom...

[Coplantor]

Has any of you woke up happy? And even if the enrite day turn out like crap you just kept feeling happy? It happened today to me, I had a dream in wich I was chronically depressed, like if I was about to kill myself, in my dream I kept thinking about life, and how nothing ever happens to me, so I got depressed, and that depression was actually a change, so I had no reason to be depressed, since my life had indeed changed, so, a new life started for me, a happier one. And all that happiness from the dream was partially carried over to my awaken day.

[Felixaar]

Yo there, people of the playground. DeeRee has risen from the dead!

...O-tay, yeah, I'm still sick, but I don't feel like dying anymore, and my eyes can focus on the screen better. Yay for me! Now I'm writing an essay on the Japanese internments during the second world war (question of the day - and the writing prompt - could it happen again?).

And I'm excited, because at nine o' clock tonight, Cycoris is going to be here.

Eeeee!

Also eeeee!

We will demand pictures!

Also: Happen again? Not during the second world war, it couldn't!

[Vizen]

Has any of you woke up happy? And even if the enrite day turn out like crap you just kept feeling happy? It happened today to me, I had a dream in wich I was chronically depressed, like if I was about to kill myself, in my dream I kept thinking about life, and how nothing ever happens to me, so I got depressed, and that depression was actually a change, so I had no reason to be depressed, since my life had indeed changed, so, a new life started for me, a happier one. And all that happiness from the dream was partially carried over to my awaken day.

On very rare occasions, yes. Its the best feeling ever.

[Coplantor]

On very rare occasions, yes. Its the best feeling ever.

Indeed, I felt great for the entire day. No depressing thoughts, no arguments with myself. Didnt get angry at any moment. I even smiled, wich I avoid, I usually grin, because I dont know how to smile properly.

[Phase]

I find myself wanting to post in more threads. I'm not nearly enough of a personality on the boards...

[Coplantor]

I find myself wanting to post in more threads. I'm not nearly enough of a personality on the boards...

But you are a big personality! I can even see you outside my window!

[Zeb The Troll]

...because I dont know how to smile properly.

[Pyrian]

I find myself wanting to post in more threads. I'm not nearly enough of a personality on the boards...

I think you're actually better known than your posting frequency itself strictly supports. Anyway, more Phase is good. Though, we might need more words for it. Like, what's between half and gibbous?

[Reinholdt]

I find myself wanting to post in more threads. I'm not nearly enough of a personality on the boards...

I know of you. And have seen you once or twice. But don't know too much about you, other than the moon gimmick and stuff.

[Phase]

I think you're actually better known than your posting frequency itself strictly supports. Anyway, more Phase is good. Though, we might need more words for it. Like, what's between half and gibbous?

Depends on which Gibbous and which half.

And the only people who know me are random banterers and AMEN.

EDIT@^:See?

[Zeb The Troll]

*enters Phase into the FBI database*

Ah huh. Yea. Okay. Yup. WHOA!

*closes database and picks up the Red Phone*

Yessir.
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Yessir.
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Yessir, I'm positive, this is the guy.
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Yessir, I'll get right on it.

*hangs up phone*

Ummm, Mr. Phase, is it? Hi. Listen, can we talk over a cup of coffee at your local Starbucks? The one on the north side of the street?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Damn parents insisting I'm just tired and should go to school, while I've taking around half a dozen meds to stop the pains.

Ugh.

[Rockphed]

Hey, at least your parents care enough to want you to get an education. I have friends whose mother encouraged them to play hooky. My girlfriend's family is singularly unsupportive of her educational ambitions(which aren't all that ambitious), but still they don't give her any help at all.

Also, Phase is cool. Stop acting like you are a nobody and start posting. How do you think board personalities got that way? It wasn't by hanging out in random banter and lamenting their lack of personality status. It was by going out and contributing to the community. Now start participating! *cracks whip*

[randman22222]

I've had "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" stuck in my head for about a week now. It didn't help that I taught myself how to play/sing it with mah guitar.

[Vizen]

I just took a walk down memory lane. Now I miss my friends.

It must have been about 6 months since the last time I saw most of my mates. If I had a car, and a license, I could probably visit some of them, but alas..Being lazy is my enemy.

[Phase]

Also, Phase is cool. Stop acting like you are a nobody and start posting. How do you think board personalities got that way? It wasn't by hanging out in random banter and lamenting their lack of personality status. It was by going out and contributing to the community. Now start participating! *cracks whip*

Yessir! To Friendly Banter, away! *Woosh*

[Quincunx]

Random question: Is it hard to sew patches onto leather because it's a tough material?

Use a thimble or a coin to push the needle most of the way through before grabbing the end that's through the leather and pulling; leather has more resistance than the skin on your fingers, and needles can and will penetrate at the eye end with enough pressure. (Ask me how I know. . .) The needle must be sharper than what you can get away with for fabric. Ideally it should be thick also, but when I was sewing two layers of leather not that long ago, I had to use one of my thinnest needles to get one with the necessary sharpness.

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The Book ATM exists. I remember the sheer fascination of print-on-demand greeting card machines and those were for an epheremal item. Now I don't expect such a book to have a long shelf life, especially since publishers bemoan the sturdiness of older paperbacks as a detriment to people buying those texts again new (they don't profit when one printing lasts longer than the copyright), but even at twenty disposables an hour, this is immense. I see they left out the tiny issue of cost, however. . .

[Neko Toast]

Golly-Gee Whillickers, guys! It sure is fun to find classes to take next year! Especially when the only class you wanted to take is always full. And when you can only take GDRs because the major you wanted has a deadline for you to declare it!!!!

*sigh* Well, hopefully going to the convention in Eau Claire will cheer me up. I'll be leaving for it later today. I'll see you guys on Sunday.

[Cristo Meyers]

I've had "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" stuck in my head for about a week now. It didn't help that I taught myself how to play/sing it with mah guitar.

Clang! Clang! Maxwell's sil-ver hammer came down upon her head!
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's sil-ver hammer made sure that she was dead!

...I love that song...

[KilltheToy]

I'll have to keep this in mind. My girlfriend keeps complaining I don't smile enough.

[Felixaar]

Golly-Gee Whillickers, guys!

Oh dear. I feel a Troy-McClure-esque instructional school video coming on, Billy! It's Jimmy.