Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[Dragonrider]

Which one?

The not-so-current one involving myself and dear Rabbit.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Woah.

Rockphed, its been some time since I last saw you. Welcome back.

Damnit, while I procrastinate I accidentally keep procrastinating reading the Dark Elf trilogy...I mean, I wanna read it, really! I just.....*fails*

[Dragonrider]

Damnit, while I procrastinate I accidentally keep procrastinating reading the Dark Elf trilogy...I mean, I wanna read it, really! I just.....*fails*

I can't say it especially thrilled me.

[Rutskarn]

Was? Did something happen? Did...did something happen to Terry Pratchett?

Not that I know of, no.

It just hasn't come out yet, and all that.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Okay, I can stop feeling bad now.

Thenks, Rissy.

[Sneak]

So, I just got a haircut.

In other news, I am going to try to force myself to:

-read
-write
-work on art
-practice music
-work out

Every day.

We'll see how that turns out.

And in more other news, the best video ever.

[Dragonrider]

Okay, I can stop feeling bad now.

Thenks, Rissy.

You...just...mixed me up with Cycoris.

[DraPrime]

Hey, does anyone around here have any advice on how to relieve the pain of a sore neck? Mine is pretty much the meaning of pain right now, and that does not make me happy.

[Kneenibble]

Anaesthatize yourself with a copia of cheap liquor. You'll wake up feeling worse, but the few hours before you pass out and lie in a dreamless stupor in exactly the same position for nine hours will be ****ing fantastic.

[DraPrime]

Anaesthatize yourself with a copia of cheap liquor. You'll wake up feeling worse, but the few hours before you pass out and lie in a dreamless stupor in exactly the same position for nine hours will be ****ing fantastic.

Do you have any advice that I can use while my dad is in the house.

[Recaiden]

Sleep. Don't read things.

[cycoris]

You...just...mixed me up with Cycoris.

Is that such a bad thing?

DR: I thought that I could be your sister without being your brother's? If I can't, that would be squicky indeed. I no likes squicky. I likes your brother.

[Vizen]

Happy Easter Playgrounders!

Let me tell you a story.

So. A few weeks ago I was minding my own business surfing the web (and as such, lurking around here) when I hear a knock on my door. Being the only one at home at the time, I go to answer it. There standing outside my door was a Polynesian lady and an Asian couple. They start talking to me about God and Jesus and a new church they're going to be opening sometime soon. Now, I'm not Christian, so I just wanted them to go away, but I'm too nice to just tell them "F--- off, I'm not religious", so I'm nice to them and chat away to them (Although I can barely understand them). Eventually they leave and I forget about them.

My cat woke me up this morning with her crazy antics, so I've been wallowing this Easter away..My sister left for work, and not five minutes later I hear a knock at my door. So I get out of bed (Wearing only my boxers, so I wrap my blanket around me) and answer the door. There's the Asian couple again. They wish me a happy Easter and give me a basket, which had two hardboiled eggs inside and a note saying:

"Happy Easter
Dear Mr <Badly misspelled first and last name here>
Peace with You HaVe joy of Jesus' reseruction
Firom Pastor Joseph & SuSuza Woo"*

So, I accept the basket and say thank you, whilst trying to keep my blanket up, and we chat a little more, they say they pray for me and all sorts of other things, then they shake my hand and leave me with the basket of two hard boiled eggs and a badly written note.

That's my Easter so far.

*No, no typos. That's how they spelled things.

[wadledo]

My thought on that?
At least ya' got eggs.

[Recaiden]

Is that such a bad thing?

DR: I thought that I could be your sister without being your brother's? If I can't, that would be squicky indeed. I no likes squicky. I likes your brother.

Right. Only direct connections count. Like how people are Dri's sister but not TwoBit's daugter.

[Vizen]

My thought on that?
At least ya' got eggs.

Yeah. =3

Random asian people made me breakfast. ^_^

[Rockphed]

Woah.

Rockphed, its been some time since I last saw you. Welcome back.

I have been here almost all along. I just don't post in Friendly banter much. I don't really post much at all these day.

[anazopyreo]

I beat Legend of Zelda and Zelda II: A Link to the Past, but I never got another system with Zelda on it so that's as far as I got in the series...

[Dragonrider]

DR: I thought that I could be your sister without being your brother's? If I can't, that would be squicky indeed. I no likes squicky. I likes your brother.

*is relieved*

[Coidzor]

Not that I know of, no.

It just hasn't come out yet, and all that.

Oh Thank god...

Deary and Sissy are one and the same without being one in the same...

Same person, different bodies, different mothers, if you will.

[cycoris]

Deary and Sissy are one and the same without being one in the same...

Same person, different bodies, different mothers, if you will.

We are not! We're quite different. Really! For starters, I'm Neutral Good, and she's Lawful Good.

[Vizen]

But...But...Look at your Avatars! o_o

[DraPrime]

Wait a second, wasn't there already a theory that DR and Sneak are one being? Now there's three people in this entity? This is insane!

[Assassin89]

But...But...Look at your Avatars! o_o

The avatars have the same basic template, meaning that the shapes look identical, but each one is unique.

[Dragonrider]

We are not! We're quite different. Really! For starters, I'm Neutral Good, and she's Lawful Good.

I'm NG too! According to the test...things....


Edit: funny thing: I made them completely independent of one another. I must be getting predictable!

[cycoris]

I'm NG too! According to the test...things....

But you're Lawful! You should be, at least.

[Coidzor]

We are not! We're quite different. Really! For starters, I'm Neutral Good, and she's Lawful Good.

Technically you're both Chaotic Adorable.

Edit: funny thing: I made them completely independent of one another. I must be getting predictable!

Or you just, y'know, have your own style and way of going about things....

Wait a second, wasn't there already a theory that DR and Sneak are one being? Now there's three people in this entity? This is insane!

Also, it's that the Playground is all originating from a single entity, whether it be man or machine, none know... Not even the personalities formulated or created or adopted in order to change the character and quality of each... Poster....

[Dragonrider]

Technically you're both Chaotic Adorable.

[Sneak]

Well, I'm often to bed.

Not that I was posting here, anyway.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: And when I start doing things like saying "often" instead of "off," you know it's time for sleep.

Goodnight, all.

[Pyrian]

I thought you just meant that you sleep unusually frequently.