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2009-05-10, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
- Location
- Sector ZZ9 Pural Z alpha
- Gender
lesser known proverbs and survival mnemonics/adages
When in doubt, shotguns out.
Eyes of yellow, undead fellow.
Heads of three, let it be.
I need more....
EDIT: Im thinking of making an alphabetical list of these, guys.Last edited by Stormthorn; 2009-05-10 at 11:23 PM.
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2009-05-10, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
- Location
- Department of Smiting
- Gender
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2009-05-10, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2008
- Location
- Chocolate Hamlet
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
The first rule of knife fighting is: don't.
Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-05-10, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
- Location
- mother of all saints
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
This thread has epic win potential.
Never trust a female drummer unless she's not wearing a band shirt.
You have no idea how many times that's gotten me out of trouble.
I'll try to think of more.Avatar by Kris on a Stick
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2009-05-10, 09:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
- Location
- The Cathedral of Flames
- Gender
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
A landmine a day keeps the undead away.
A bullet's worth ten-thousand words.
Get a man to shoot, save him for a day, teach a man to shoot, save him for his life.
A a nine-mil in a hand beats an AK on your back.SpoilerAvatar, and many thanks, to Nevitan!
Thanks to Lubirio for the calligraphy signature!
Quotes and Links:
A little song about the internet.
To the Dancing Fox Inn!
PM me about Linux!
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2009-05-10, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2009
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
When seconds count the police are minutes away.
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2009-05-10, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- GMT-8
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
"The pistol exists so you can fight your way back to the long gun that never should have left your hands."
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2009-05-10, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- In the Playground
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
Always be prepared...
In case Teddy Roosevelt jumps in through your window and asks you to go on an African safari with him.
My friend has that written on the strap of his pith helmet...
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2009-05-10, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2005
- Location
- Sector ZZ9 Pural Z alpha
- Gender
Re: lesser known survival mnemonics and adeges
A body in the basement is worth two in the morgue.
Werewolves abhor a vacuum
STOP [Stalk, Trap, Obstruct, Perforate]
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2009-05-10, 10:44 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- Location
- where the wind blows
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
You got Magic Mech in My Police Procedural!
In this forum, Gaming is Serious Business, and Anyone Can Die. Not even your status as the Ensemble Darkhorse can guarantee your survival.
Disciple of GITP Trope-Fu Temple And Captain of GITP Valkyrie Squadron.
Awesome Elizabeth Shelley by HollamerSpoiler
The OTP in the playground.
My Gallery/My Star Wolves 3 LP
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2009-05-11, 12:02 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
- Location
- Sector ZZ9 Pural Z alpha
- Gender
Re: lesser known proverbs and survival mnemonics/adages
And now a big list of lesser known proverbs by Stormthorn.
Spoiler
A jack of all trades is not in a standard card deck
A picture is worth a thousand word long blackmail letter
April showers bring giant man-eating plants
A rolling stone is a trade off between moss and the ability to crush people
Absence means he has been abducted by slavers
Boys will rape your daughter
Better the devil you know than the devil off a rival cult
Beggars might be lepers
Cowards die if they run slowly, but a brave man dies as often as the necromancer revives him.
Clothes make the victim
Different Strokes to hack heads off different folks.
Don’t look a gift hooker in the mouth
DO throw the changeling out with the bathwater.
Empty vessels are easily possessed
Eat when you’re a zombie and drink when you’re a vampire.
Familiarity breeds incest
Heavily armed cyborgs rush in where angels fear to tread
Shoot me once, I return fire on you. Shoot me twice, my family avenges my death.
Forewarned is still not as good as a shotgun
Good fences make good stakes for the skulls of your neighbors
Good wine is not something you should be looking for in either type of bush
Give the devil a sharpened silver cross in the eye.
Half a clip is better than none.
Those who live by the sword shall die by the Rust Monster
Home is where the anti-zombie defense system is.
Honey catches more mutant fly-people than vinegar
Time flies when your running over ghouls in a steamroller
Hell hath exactly as much fury as a succubus scorned
Sticks and stones can break my bones but invocations can banish my soul
The hair of the werewolf that bit you
Haste will let you escape the wastelands
If wishes were horses beggars would trample you and take your money
Its better to give an STI than to receive
If you cant take the heat don’t pack a flamethrower
If you cant beat them, grenade them
Close counts in Global Thermonuclear War
It’s not over till the fat tiger eats your skull
It takes two to f***
Let he who is without sin be the first to stab the vampire
Life is like Pandora’s Box
Let sleeping Elder Gods lie
Kill a thing seven times and you’ll always find a use for it
Laughter will not cure a zombie infection
No man as an island, but living alone on one is the best way to avoid the apocalypse
No pain, no reaction to fire
No news means the broadcast station has been overrun
Never judge the Necronomicon by its cover
Once bitten, twice transformed into a monster
One good turn means you will die in the second act
Practice makes you into a killing machine
Red sky at nigh, demons delight. Red sky at dawn, your soul is long gone
The Third Reich wasn’t built in a day.
Rules are made for sociopaths to break
Starve a vampire, starve everything else
Strike while the enemy is reeling from being burnt by a hot piece of iron
Seize the throat
There’s more than one way to skin a priest
The grass is hiding landmines on the other side of the fence
Two heads indicate radioactive contamination
Two wrongs is the way vigilantes make right.
The road to hell is paved with telemarketers
Speak of Cthuhlu and…AHHHHH!
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2009-05-11, 12:36 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: lesser known survival mnumonics and adeges
Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.