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2009-08-09, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, Blackwing, you're so bad.
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2009-08-09, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-09, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Love it!
Just noticed you're female. I dunno why, but you always came through as male to me.Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
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2009-08-09, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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If you consider Vaarsuvius and/or Inkyrius to be male, it may be the reason. I noticed one can tend to unconsciously link the gender of the avatar to the gender of the member.
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2009-08-09, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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I consider Vaarsuvius to be male.
This means, possibly, that Haley was having an affair with V before she hooked up with Elan.
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2009-08-09, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-09, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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*squees softly* They're so cute together! ^.^ (Do those faces even appear on the forums?)
I don't know. Zz'dtri is shaping up to be a complete woobie to me. Sort of like Vaarsuvius. Funny how two characters that are supposed to be opposites get lumped together in the same category. And get tied together in a neat little adorable pairing.
Anyway, I'm continuing my significantly less cute story too. I'm quoting the last bit of the last part just to add context to the conversation.
Spoiler“Oh, right. The Linear Guild abandoned you.”
Zz’dtri gently twisted obsidian fingers in the halfling’s chest hair, brushing soft lips against the skin very lightly. “Only expected.”
“What do you plan to do now?”
“Will not go back to dark elves.”
Belkar lightly stroked the drow’s smooth skin. “Did you have trouble with them?”
“…You can say that.” Zz’dtri glanced up, silver eyes searching the halfling’s face. “Afraid of their violence.”
“And you slept with me?”
That got a smile out of the drow. The smile made Belkar smile a little. Zz’dtri looked nicer with a real smile on instead of some nasty smirk when a certain high elf was about to be completely screwed over by combined dark elven racial abilities and magic (although that expression was a real turn-on too).
“Drow calculate and reason. Killing and rape are systematic, planned, and politically motivated. Have to check drinks to make sure they are not poisoned. Have to watch both your back and your front. Cannot sleep, only trance. Trance gives one full awareness of surroundings. Rape considered sign of weakness, and commonly happens even when one is a child…” Zz’dtri trailed off, eyes glazing over for a very brief moment before snapping out of it. “Taught to trust no one. Not even family or friends can be trusted. Love and sex…” the drow tentatively stroked the halfling’s chest, avoiding looking at Belkar’s eyes, “is very different from surface-dweller’s way. Love secret and twisted in rare occurrence that it exists. Sex is dangerous and often way to dominate another person. Usually rape by any other definition.”
The dark elf was very quiet for a moment. Zz’dtri hesitated, then slowly looked up and kissed Belkar in a sort of loving way he wasn’t quite sure he was comfortable with. Love was weird. Love was completely uncharted territory. The Belkster was perfectly happy with it staying that way.
“If you kill me, I know it is random. Odd, but comfort is taken by that fact. Do not need to check my back or drink or make sure I trance instead of sleep. If you kill me, you will do it when I am aware and you will do it honestly and openly.” Zz’dtri looked down again, perhaps sensing the halfling’s unease with emotional closeness. “And you would accept it if I said ‘no’ to your advances. You are a murderer. Not a rapist.”
The drow tentatively touched Belkar’s cheek. “Go to comrades. They need you.”
SpoilerNothing is ever inhuman for, no matter how heinous the crime, one can always find a human willing to commit it. ~Unknown
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2009-08-09, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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I still can't get my head around BelkarxZz'dtri.
Anyway, more!:
Spoiler"Found anything good?" Roy asked as Haley and Elan walked into the inn's tavern with a large bag. Haley put the bag down on the bar counter and fished around before pulling out a handful of arrows.
"Half price sale on enchanted arrows, would you believe it? I can now burn people and freeze them at once, in addition to sticking arrows in them."
"Great. Well now you're back, we need to discuss where we're going next. Any idea where V is?"
"Out buying spell components, I think. Should be back by now, I'll check the rooms." Haley said, retreating out of the room towards the stairs.
"V? Are you here." She said pausing outside the door. When there was no answer, she opened the door and poked her head in.
"We're planning wh- oh my god!" She stared in shock for a moment at the entwined figures, before hurredly slamming the door shut again and leaning against the wall.
"Drat." V muttered scrambling up and pulling on the robes that had been lying on the floor before running out into the corridor, blushing furously. Zz'dtri sighed, then got up and began pulling on his robes at a more lesurely pace.
"Miss. Starshine?"
"What the hell do you think you're doing, V?!" Haley all but shouted, rounding on the abashed elf. V tried to regain some composure.
"I think that as obviou-"
"You're married."
"A fact I am well aware of."
"You can't... you can't just go around sleeping with anyone!"
"I assure you, its not at all like-"
"You haven't been doing this all the time I've known you, have you? What about in Azure City, when you were supposedly busy all the time "scribing spell" - were you actually out picking up partners?"
While Haley was ranting, Zz'dtri quietly opened the door and edged out into the corridor, unnoticed.
"Miss. Starshine, this isn't what it looks like!"
"Well it certainly looked like he had his-"
"Haley! Please just listen to me! This is more than that, we've had a relationship of sorts for some time. You're over-reacting."
"Well sorry if I'm just a bit shocked after walking in on my best friend in bed with a complete stranger... wait." She caught sight of Zz'dtri and her eyes widened.
"...He's that drow that's working for Nale!"
"Was working for Nale, he's not anymore."
"Sorry V, I just... can't deal with this right now. Just need to tell you you're needed in the bar." Haley said, shaking her head and backing away towards the stairs. Vaarsuvius stared after her.
Zz'dtri hung his head and hugged his cloak around himself, then retreated back into the room.
"Zz'dtri?" Vaarsuvius went back into the room, to see the drow gethering up his possesions, head bent low.
"Sorry. I'll go now." The drow said softly, not looking up.
"What in the world are you apologising for? If there's any blame to be laid, it lies with me for not anticipating their reactions."
"I cause problems." Zz'dtri said, looking up sadly before rising to his feet. Vaarsuvius steped forward and placed a gentle heand on either shoulder, looking into the other's eyes earnestly .
"Listen to me Zz'dtri, you are not a problem and I certainly don't want you to leave." Vaarsuvius sighed. "I... I need to go and meet my party members, okay?"
Zz'dtri nodded wordlessly, and Vaarsuvius paused for one long moment before turning away, picking up the red cloak that was in a heap on the floor before hurrying away out of the room and down the corridor.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-08-10 at 08:57 AM.
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2009-08-10, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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I can't either. I just don't like Belkar in romances.
Nice story. Vaarsuvius is more the type to say drat than crap though, if this comic is any indication.
I now have the mental image of Haley drowning herself in alcohol to forget what she just saw.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-08-10, 06:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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He's an easy character to write into some pairings as a one night stand, it's when the pairing requires him to be anything other that a creepy little psychopath that makes me cringe. Partly because the idea of a Belkar intelligent enough to understand complicated emotions is scary.
Vaarsuvius is more the type to say drat than crap though, if this comic is any indication.
I now have the mental image of Haley drowning herself in alcohol to forget what she just saw.
I think I may be getting an idea of how to continue, thanks!
(No, it's not going to turn into Zz'dtri x Haley.)Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-08-10 at 10:37 AM.
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2009-08-10, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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*cheerfully points to title of thread* Besides, I like a challenge. Belkar is a challenge.
Haley needs to work on her snap-judgments. Even I'm not sure if V's marriage is really valid anymore... (I mean, was it an unofficial divorce or something?) So is it really an affair...? I guess technically...
Poor Zz'dtri too. Is he a lover? The 'Other Person'? The object of affection other than sexual? I can easily imagine at least one person (probably Z) trying to figure out the answer to these questions...
SpoilerNothing is ever inhuman for, no matter how heinous the crime, one can always find a human willing to commit it. ~Unknown
SpoilerI'm a Neutral Good Human Druid (1st Level)
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Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 14
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2009-08-10, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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You misunderstand me. When I say something disturbs me, I mean it as a compliment.
Haley needs to work on her snap-judgments. Even I'm not sure if V's marriage is really valid anymore...
(I mean, was it an unofficial divorce or something?) So is it really an affair...? I guess technically...
Poor Zz'dtri too. Is he a lover? The 'Other Person'? The object of affection other than sexual? I can easily imagine at least one person (probably Z) trying to figure out the answer to these questions...Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-08-10 at 08:36 AM.
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2009-08-10, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aww... I like those.
I know I said I'd write you a pairing, but I can't really write this sort of thing. Back to sci-fi, I suppose...Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
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2009-08-10, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aww, I think V and Zz'Drit are turning into the unofficial mascot couple of this thread. It's so adorable!
Anyway, let's see what I roll...
HaleyxRoyxRedcloak with true love as a plot device... I ain't touching that.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-08-10, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-08-10, 10:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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I made a banner!
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2009-08-10, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Can I steal that? That's awesome.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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VxAncient black dragon... i can only think what this wiill creat
RoyxZz'dtri. i am not a good writer so you guys can do these
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2009-08-10, 11:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wow, that's cool.
Maybe you should put "Official Mascot: Vaarsuvius on Zz'dtri" somewhere on there.
I'll put it in my sig if it'll fit.
EDIT: Wait, how do you put it in your sig?Last edited by TheBibliophile; 2009-08-10 at 11:53 AM.
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2009-08-10, 12:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think I'll make a few versions with images of pairings in the background. (There's plenty pictures floating around.) I'll also make a VxZz'dtri version when I have time.
I'll put it in my sig if it'll fit.
EDIT: Wait, how do you put it in your sig?
[CENTER][URL="http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111631"][IMG]http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/anotations/banner.png[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER]This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-08-10, 12:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yay, it works!
I've also got a rather disturbing quote under the spoiler, in case you're interested.Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
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2009-08-10, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
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2009-08-10, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Banner going up!
Just as soon as you tell me how to put it in my sig, that is...Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
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2009-08-10, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Just replace
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2009-08-10, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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I rather like this banner.
Let's hope this gets to be one of those legendary threads that end up with like "Crack Pairings Thread XXI: Brain Bleach not included".It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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