Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness #120

[Fredthefighter]

oooomnomnomnomnomnomnom.

The question is though, what are you nomming?

Ah! My mind is slowly being corrupted and I'm becoming jaded and cynical! Quickly, I must revert back into childhood by bouncing up and down like a madman.

[Cristo Meyers]

Ah! My mind is slowly being corrupted and I'm becoming jaded and cynical! Quickly, I must revert back into childhood by bouncing up and down like a madman.

*snaps fingers*

So close...

[Fredthefighter]

*snaps fingers*

So close...

You can take our lives, you can take our lands, but you can never take, OUR LULZ!

[Nameless]

The question is though, what are you nomming?

>.>
<.<
*puts Kris down*
Nothing. >.>

[TwoBitWriter]

*snaps fingers*

So close...

*pats* don't worry, he's still got plenty of time to have all the joy of living sucked out of him.

Let's wait until he gets his first girlfriend. Women are good at taking everything that is happy in a man's soul and twisting it until they are left as shadows of their former selves.

THEN they want to see other people.

[Cristo Meyers]

OI! Being bitter is my schtick!

>.>
<.<
*puts Kris down*
Nothing. >.>

You know, I heard that people taste like pork...

[Fredthefighter]

>.>
<.<
*puts Kris down*
Nothing. >.>

<.<
>.>
Dayumn.

EDIT: TwoBit, who knows what the future holds, but if anything breaks my heart (I'm a trooper when it comes to my heart), I'd bet a pound to a penny that it'll be a girl.

[Nameless]

You know, I heard that people taste like pork...

You know, I know that people taste like pork.

[Cristo Meyers]

You know, I know that people taste like pork.

I sure you do...

...

...now just wait right there for the nice men in white coats. They should be along shortly...

[Nameless]

I sure you do...

...

...now just wait right there for the nice men in white coats. They should be along shortly...

Ooo! are they the cooks?

@Fred: Don't you dyum me unless I say you can dyum me!

[Cristo Meyers]

Ooo! are they the cooks?

*rimshot*

Thank you! We'll be here all night!

[Dirk Kris]

*pouts*
Awwww, damn! Nameless stopped nomming me.
*experimentally nibbles at Cristo*
Ooooh, bitter is right! I guess I have to get to the warm, gooey center before it gets good, right?

[Fredthefighter]

@Fred: Don't you dyum me unless I say you can dyum me!

Nameless, don't make me use my nunchucks.

There are days when I think I understand the people of the playground, and then conversations like this happen and it blows my perspective out of the water.

[Cristo Meyers]

Nameless, don't make me use my nunchucks.

There are days when I think I understand the people of the playground, and then conversations like this happen and it blows my perspective out of the water.

Just think about what you've missed.

[Fredthefighter]

Just think about what you've missed.

Yeah, maybe when I'm older (and hopefully rich, because I hope to become a successful lawyer), I'll move to the U.S.A and visit all you people.
Either that or I alter my plans for world domination by kidnapping the people of the playground.

[Recaiden]

Or you join Felix's trip around America.

@Nameless: Definitely. He gets tastier further in.

[Fredthefighter]

Or you join Felix's trip around America.

Yeah, except I'll still be working for my A-levels when that happens. I'm thinking less now/soon and more in the range of 7 or 8 years time.

[unstattedCommoner]

*rimshot*

Thank you! We'll be here all night!

You're supposed to shoot the perp, not innocently by-standing percussion instruments.

[Nameless]

*pouts*
Awwww, damn! Nameless stopped nomming me.
*experimentally nibbles at Cristo*
Ooooh, bitter is right! I guess I have to get to the warm, gooey center before it gets good, right?

Yay, people like it when I scoff them.

Nameless, don't make me use my nunchucks.

Sorry. ._.

[Fredthefighter]

Sorry sir. ._.

I fixed it for you.



I'm only joking, I don't like being called sir.



EXPLOSIVE RUNE NINJA!

[Cristo Meyers]

@Nameless: Definitely. He gets tastier further in.

Been chewing on me without my knowledge?

[Nameless]

I fixed it for you.

OBJECTION!

Spoiler

Show

Two can play at that game Fred.

[Recaiden]

Been chewing on me without my knowledge?

Without your knowledge? Why would I do that?

[Cristo Meyers]

Without your knowledge? Why would I do that?

'Cause it's fun?

'Cause people taste good?

'Cause someone once dared you to?

'Cause it's payback for something I've done to you?

'Cause Mordokai paid you to?

[Sub_Zero]

'Cause it's fun?

'Cause people taste good?

'Cause someone once dared you to?

'Cause it's payback for something I've done to you?

'Cause Mordokai paid you to?

Or is it some wacky combination of these reasons?

[Cristo Meyers]

Or is it some wacky combination of these reasons?

I live every day as if it were a sitcom...or a horror movie...

...unfortunately some days I forget which one I'm doing at the time...

[Dirk Kris]

I live every day as if it were a sitcom...or a horror movie...

...unfortunately some days I forget which one I'm doing at the time...

Why not both? It could be like the Munsters, only it would suck less.

[Nameless]

Why not both? It could be like the Munsters, only it would suck less.

Horror + Sitcom = ???

"HONEY! The zombies are eating my legs!"
*crowed laughter*

[CurlyKitGirl]

Two more exams done!
I even went in early, as in I caught my college bus in even though the exams started at quarter past one!
I spent four straight hours (nine 'til one) revising. Mainly becuse I hadn't actually managed to do any proper revision at home - too many distractions. So I was a wee bit concerned over these two exams. Understandably.

Greek history and culture is first.
Greek tragedy.
The first section: one question on Oedipus, one on my hated play Antigone (she's such an incestuous necrophiliac with a martyr complex). So you'd think I'd advoid Antigone like it had the plague or something right? I did that question. It was easy, although I did srew up the timing so when it came to
The second section - the synoptic, I had to rush my ending.
But it was a great question(the one I chose)! Basically: how far does the audience's prior knowledge of the story enhance or spoil the play?

Roman history and culture came second. After 90 minutes of straight up frantic writing.
Aeneid
The first section: Dido question or . . . or, something that was apparently so horrendous I've already forgotten it. So I did the Dido one and I believe I did good. Whooped the timing on that one so when it came to
Scetion two (synoptic again) I was so happy. Why?
One of the best ever questions came up.
'The Aeneid is more about human relationships than promoting AUgustan values'. How far is this true?
Paraphrased, that is.
Five pages I did for that one.

Four hours later, my hand still aches, and the biro groove is nicely engraved. Well, at least my next exam isn't for one week.
Six left!

[TwoBitWriter]

Why not both? It could be like the Munsters, only it would suck less.

Would that be called a "Horrorcom?"