Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XXIII: Because We're Lazy.

[Nameless]

Lizards don't have mammary glands

Niether do men.

[Emperor Ing]

Niether do men.

and yet you do. Nameless has Boobies!

[Green-Shirt Q]

Randomizer has boobies.

Quoted for truth. He's also not awesome anymore.

[Nameless]

and yet you do. Nameless has Boobies!

Yes because obviously I'm actually a woman. Makes perfect sense really.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Anyway, here's something completely random that's I've made! A list of things to do before I die!

Tell me, are any of these goals reasonable?

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1. Best Randomizer at a "Random Killing Contest".
2. Best Keveak at a "Learning Tough, Foreign Languages Really Well Contest"
3. Best Mad Mask at a "Plot Railroading Contest"
4. Best VampireRot at a "Pie Eating Contest"
5. Best Lyinginbedmon at an "Amazing Backstory Making Contest"
6. Best DarklordBright at a "Cute Art Style Contest"
7. Best Almight Salmon at a "Being An Important Character Without Actually Being Here Contest"
8. Best Tiff at a "Being A (Consistant) Female Contest"
9. Best Shades Of Gray at a "Coattail Riding Contest"
10. Best Keris Rain at a "Being A Know-It-All Contest"
11. Best Xartyve2 at a "Persistence Contest"
12. Best Nameless at a "Being All Around Hilarious Contest"
13. Best BRC at a...Contest of some kind. I'll admit I actually don't know anything about him to be better at him at. There's his communism, but I figured that would be taking the easy way out.

[memnarch]

Maybe 4, 6, and 11.

[Emperor Ing]

1. Best Randomizer at a "Random Killing Contest".
2. Best Keveak at a "Learning Tough, Foreign Languages Really Well Contest"
3. Best Mad Mask at a "Plot Railroading Contest"
4. Best VampireRot at a "Pie Eating Contest"
5. Best Lyinginbedmon at an "Amazing Backstory Making Contest"
6. Best DarklordBright at a "Cute Art Style Contest"
7. Best Almight Salmon at a "Being An Important Character Without Actually Being Here Contest"
8. Best Tiff at a "Being A (Consistant) Female Contest"
9. Best Shades Of Gray at a "Coattail Riding Contest"
10. Best Keris Rain at a "Being A Know-It-All Contest"
11. Best Xartyve2 at a "Persistence Contest"
12. Best Nameless at a "Being All Around Hilarious Contest"
13. Best BRC at a...Contest of some kind. I'll admit I actually don't know anything about him to be better at him at. There's his communism, but I figured that would be taking the easy way out.

I crossed out the ones I think you don't have a chance at. The one in Red is the one that even if you became an Overdiety, you wouldn't even be able to glance at a hint that that existence is achievable.

[Mad Mask]

You're going to beat me easily at a "Plot Railroading Contest". Xartyve2 railroads more than me, and he's allowing almost everything ! Although that might be because I've not yet started "my" plot...

Change it to "Delaying a New Plot Contest". I'm at 8 months.

[Emperor Ing]

You're going to beat me easily at a "Plot Railroading Contest". Xartyve2 railroads more than me, and he's allowing almost everything !

The first stage is "Denial"....

[Shades of Gray]

Coattail riding contest?

[Mad Mask]

The first stage is "Denial"....

Wait 'till FI starts, you'll see I won't railroad. It's just that FFF will never finish if I don't do anything.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Coattail riding contest?

Yeah, you copy-cat.

But soon, I WILL BE COPY-KITTIER THEN YOU! Just you wait.

[Emperor Ing]

Wait 'till FI starts, you'll see I won't railroad.

You'll railroad so hard you make a ruler look like a spiral. |
Seriously, can we continue on that discussion VIA pm about a possible plot with my characters?

[kpenguin]

*pops in suddenly*

So, is FI up yet?

*checks*

Nope.

...

Dude, its been MONTHS...

[Green-Shirt Q]

*pops in suddenly*

So, is FI up yet?

*checks*

Nope.

...

Dude, its been MONTHS...

Truer words have never been spoken.

Well, they have. A lot. But still, these are pretty true.

You know what, I'll get working on the final FFF comic.

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!

[Shades of Gray]

Yeah, you copy-cat.

But soon, I WILL BE COPY-KITTIER THEN YOU! Just you wait.

Who or what did I copy?

[Mad Mask]

You'll railroad so hard you make a ruler look like a spiral. |

I've signature'd my quote, so when it will start you will know I kept my promise.

Seriously, can we continue on that discussion VIA pm about a possible plot with my characters?

Why on PM ? We will benefit more from a discussion with other ABRers.

As I said, I don't have any idea about Arasque, since he's an isolated ruler, and Randomizer is too powerful for Avbaroy (and FI). The only beings rivalling his powers are deities, so the only plot you can have as long as he retains his powers is him off to kill gods. And if he draws the attention of powerful one (like Boccob), Randomizer will die.

So I say you make a new character for FI, or make Randomizer less powerful. Significantly less powerful.

*pops in suddenly*

So, is FI up yet?

*checks*

Nope.

...

Dude, its been MONTHS...

I know. But I'm currently making Alphantica comics, so I hope it will be there before the end of the month.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Who or what did I copy?

Here's a list of people youve coattail rode:

1) Threeshades. You coattail-rode her ship as your own.
2) Lyinginbedmon. You cotatail-rode into his backstory.
3) Q. His proud method of attack he's been using for years, the motorcycle.

And I'm sure there are others. I just don't know about them.

[Emperor Ing]

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So why can't Rand be like a factor in the destruction of the Sovice's most powerful machinations? Like find a magical thingy that through an unintended side-effect kills Sovice particles in proximity.

[Shades of Gray]

Here's a list of people youve coattail rode:

1) Threeshades. You coattail-rode her ship as your own.
2) Lyinginbedmon. You cotatail-rode into his backstory.
3) Q. His proud method of attack he's been using for years, the motorcycle.

And I'm sure there are others. I just don't know about them.

1) Yes.
2) Yes.
3) Yes.
4) I coattail-rode BRC's story of the Skornbail Incident.

[Green-Shirt Q]

1) Yes.
2) Yes.
3) Yes.
4) I coattail-rode BRC's story of the Skornbail Incident.

Wow. Beating you at that contest is going to be much harder then I thought.

[Shades of Gray]

Actually, you coattail rode so many making a sprite comic. Many international companies.

[Mad Mask]

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So why can't Rand be like a factor in the destruction of the Sovice's most powerful machinations? Like find a magical thingy that through an unintended side-effect kills Sovice particles in proximity.

Why can't Rand pop into Ins' Palace of Peace and kill him ?

I have no objection to anything as long as it's not overpowered or illogical. Rand is so overpowered that it would be illogical for him to not pop into Ins' Palace of Peace and kill him.

If your magical thingy isn't pulled out of a hat and doesn't end the plot immediately, go ahead, make it. But don't make it "blam no more Sovices".

[Ninja Chocobo]

Niether do men.

I'm pretty sure I've read stories about men lactating in certain circumstances, when they were under great stress, malnutritioned, and, well, I don't actually remember them very well.
But still!

[Emperor Ing]

Why can't Rand pop into Ins' Palace of Peace and kill him ?

I have no objection to anything as long as it's not overpowered or illogical. Rand is so overpowered that it would be illogical for him to not pop into Ins' Palace of Peace and kill him.

If your magical thingy isn't pulled out of a hat and doesn't end the plot immediately, go ahead, make it. But don't make it "blam no more Sovices".

1) Like Ins doesn't have ridiculously powerful magical protection vs Scrying so scry n die can't work?
2) I was thinking as it sort of like a jewel that disrupts the workings of all sovice particles within 10 ft of it, rendering them inert and vulnerable.

3) For Arasque, of course I mentioned before that its a possibility that someone has discovered his lair and his vast wealth. And not to mention that right now, he's gonna be doing sort of a meet-and-greet thing starting at the Civilian level.

[Nameless]

I'm pretty sure I've read stories about men lactating in certain circumstances, when they were under great stress, malnutritioned, and, well, I don't actually remember them very well.
But still!

Although this is true, I'm not stressed so I'm good. :3

[Mad Mask]

1) Like Ins doesn't have ridiculously powerful magical protection vs Scrying so scry n die can't work?

No need for scrying, Ins does hold public meetings. Rand, level 40 arcane incarnation, can easily destroy his Sovice bodyguards, because none of them has access to Ancient Magic.

2) I was thinking as it sort of like a jewel that disrupts the workings of all sovice particles within 10 ft of it, rendering them inert and vulnerable.

Mmm... You would have to talk to Lying about this one.

3) For Arasque, of course I mentioned before that its a possibility that someone has discovered his lair and his vast wealth. And not to mention that right now, he's gonna be doing sort of a meet-and-greet thing starting at the Civilian level.

Okay, but after the Resistance tries to rob him, whether it succeeds or not, they probably won't try again if he's as powerful as you say he is. If he allies with the UNA (a strong possibility), not much is going to happen to him.

[Emperor Ing]

No need for scrying, Ins does hold public meetings. Rand, level 40 arcane incarnation, can easily destroy his Sovice bodyguards, because none of them has access to Ancient Magic.



Mmm... You would have to talk to Lying about this one.



Okay, but after the Resistance tries to rob him, whether it succeeds or not, they probably won't try again if he's as powerful as you say he is. If he allies with the UNA (a strong possibility), not much is going to happen to him.

1) Hmm, I think I have a reason why Rand would want to keep Ins alive. Rand respects order, and feels that Ins should see his empire fall
2) K sounds good
3) I was planning on Arasque being completely neutral in terms of alias. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Resistance, 10 being UNA, Arasque is going to be 5.

And of course the Resistance probably doesn't know who lives there.

[Green-Shirt Q]

3) I was planning on Arasque being completely neutral in terms of alias. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Resistance, 10 being UNA, Arasque is going to be 5.

I would say that your neutral character and my neutral character should hang out, but seeing as your neutral character is rich and my neutral character is poor, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, does it?

[Emperor Ing]

I would say that your neutral character and my neutral character should hang out, but seeing as your neutral character is rich and my neutral character is poor, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, does it?

There is a good chance they'll meet probably meet. As I said before, they could encounter during Arasque's meet-and-greet.