Shipping VIII: Yes, Eight. No, really. We are THAT insane.

[Helgraf]

Than: ooooo, a Than ship! A series, even! I r excitedededed!
And I get to be a nifty villain with tech and undead.
Yay!

Jesse: Hmmmm. More being bad.
Awww yeah.
I am very, very interested to see where this goes.

Helgraf: ....
....
I...
Um...

Am killing you via ellipses, I guess?
I had really hoped to see you write something when I made that desperate plea, but I had never, ever expected something quite like this.
No matter the relationships I flit through, the heart breaks I induce and the heart aches I endure, I will always be your Coney.

:ruffles behind Coney's ear:
I can but hope that whatever led to desperation is working itself out for you.

And besides, you deserved every word of it.

By the way, we appear to be covered in chocolate, by courtesy of grim's little cannon.

[Jesse Drake]

Jesse: Hmmmm. More being bad.
Awww yeah.
I am very, very interested to see where this goes.

Thank you! This really was a dark lady focused part, just so I could show what kind of evil you really are. Now, Grim, you're coming. Who else do you think I'll get to fill the role of mechanical, heartless, killer.

[EleventhHour]

By the way, we appear to be covered in chocolate, by courtesy of grim's little cannon.

Covered... In... Chocolate...

*pounces Rabbit*
*noms on her shoulder*

[Silverraptor]

*Starts eating the chocolate everywhere*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Get off me, you perv! I'm not into men.
*kicks Raptor off himself*

[Nameless]

I demand more chocolate God damn it!

[Silverraptor]

Get off me, you perv! I'm not into men.
*kicks Raptor off himself*

*Watches from across the room*

Which Raptor was that you kicked? Sure wasn't me.

*Goes back to eating away from DD*

[Grim ranger]

Thank you! This really was a dark lady focused part, just so I could show what kind of evil you really are. Now, Grim, you're coming. Who else do you think I'll get to fill the role of mechanical, heartless, killer.

Heh heh heh

I am looking forward to it...as well as recurring villain status (which I hopefully get)

Also:

*floods the thread with chocolate*

@V: Did I ask your opinion? You are going to eat it or drown

[Silverraptor]

Heh heh heh

I am looking forward to it...as well as recurring villain status (which I hopefully get)

Also:

*floods the thread with chocolate*

No more for me thanks...

[Jesse Drake]

Heh heh heh

I am looking forward to it...as well as recurring villain status (which I hopefully get)

Also:

*floods the thread with chocolate*

@V: Did I ask your opinion? You are going to eat it or drown

This is just fantastic. If I'm gonna die, my throat will be caked with chocolate.

Also, I have you planned as my ally in Silver Raptor's hero ship I'm working on. Well, that is, we'll be the main villains.

[Jacklu]

One Bad Decision: part four, consequences drawing inward!
Starring: Reinholdt

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Brilliant light flashed in his eyes. Reinhold clung tightly to the door handle as his eyes adjusted to the sudden change. Slowly, the room in front of him began to come into focus. White walls; tiled floor; high two-way mirrors mounted high on three of the four walls. The room was barren of furnishings of any kind. On the opposite wall from him was a single door. Reinholdt stepped slowing into the door, letting is swing close behind him and lock with a soft click. On the floor was a large X. He swallowed.

Is this the end? Cause there is an Ex this time... Hello?

He walked to the door and tried the handle. It turned slowly in his hand. He gave the door a pull and it swung open. Rein stepped back. A man in a nice suit stood before him, smiling slightly and holding a gun in one hand.

"Ooh, I'm sorry Reinholdt, but that was the incorrect choice. But you've been a real sport."

You! You're the one whose been taunting me this whole time! What is this place? Why make me go through all this?

"Well, this place is a test facility. We test... things, here. As for why you, well, you should really ask your predecessor that one. He is the one who signed the paperwork and agreed to be cloned and experimented on. Now, would you like to say any parting words? Any regrets?"

He leveled the gun at Reinholdt.

Regrets? Please, lets be reasonable!

The man pulled the trigger. Rein felt an explosion of pain as the bullet ripped through his lung, blazing a fiery path through his chest as it went. He dropped to the floor, writhing in pain. He rolled onto his stomach and looked up at the man. Regrets? Yeah, he could thing of one that stood out in particular...

Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!

[Silverraptor]

This is just fantastic. If I'm gonna die, my throat will be caked with chocolate.

Also, I have you planned as my ally in Silver Raptor's hero ship I'm working on. Well, that is, we'll be the main villains.

Do I get a side-kick?

[Nameless]

One Bad Decision: part four, consequences drawing inward!
Starring: Reinholdt

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Brilliant light flashed in his eyes. Reinhold clung tightly to the door handle as his eyes adjusted to the sudden change. Slowly, the room in front of him began to come into focus. White walls; tiled floor; high two-way mirrors mounted high on three of the four walls. The room was barren of furnishings of any kind. On the opposite wall from him was a single door. Reinholdt stepped slowing into the door, letting is swing close behind him and lock with a soft click. On the floor was a large X. He swallowed.

Is this the end? Cause there is an Ex this time... Hello?

He walked to the door and tried the handle. It turned slowly in his hand. He gave the door a pull and it swung open. Rein stepped back. A man in a nice suit stood before him, smiling slightly and holding a gun in one hand.

"Ooh, I'm sorry Reinholdt, but that was the incorrect choice. But you've been a real sport."

You! You're the one whose been taunting me this whole time! What is this place? Why make me go through all this?

"Well, this place is a test facility. We test... things, here. As for why you, well, you should really ask your predecessor that one. He is the one who signed the paperwork and agreed to be cloned and experimented on. Now, would you like to say any parting words? Any regrets?"

He leveled the gun at Reinholdt.

Regrets? Please, lets be reasonable!

The man pulled the trigger. Rein felt an explosion of pain as the bullet ripped through his lung, blazing a fiery path through his chest as it went. He dropped to the floor, writhing in pain. He rolled onto his stomach and looked up at the man. Regrets? Yeah, he could thing of one that stood out in particular...

Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!

Deep...

[Jesse Drake]

Do I get a side-kick?

No, you get a team. I'm using the elusive Dark Drake to team up with Grim.

[Silverraptor]

No, you get a team. I'm using the elusive Dark Drake to team up with Grim.

Sweet! Do they have unique powers as well?

[Reinholdt]

One Bad Decision: part four, consequences drawing inward!
Starring: Reinholdt

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Brilliant light flashed in his eyes. Reinhold clung tightly to the door handle as his eyes adjusted to the sudden change. Slowly, the room in front of him began to come into focus. White walls; tiled floor; high two-way mirrors mounted high on three of the four walls. The room was barren of furnishings of any kind. On the opposite wall from him was a single door. Reinholdt stepped slowing into the door, letting is swing close behind him and lock with a soft click. On the floor was a large X. He swallowed.

Is this the end? Cause there is an Ex this time... Hello?

He walked to the door and tried the handle. It turned slowly in his hand. He gave the door a pull and it swung open. Rein stepped back. A man in a nice suit stood before him, smiling slightly and holding a gun in one hand.

"Ooh, I'm sorry Reinholdt, but that was the incorrect choice. But you've been a real sport."

You! You're the one whose been taunting me this whole time! What is this place? Why make me go through all this?

"Well, this place is a test facility. We test... things, here. As for why you, well, you should really ask your predecessor that one. He is the one who signed the paperwork and agreed to be cloned and experimented on. Now, would you like to say any parting words? Any regrets?"

He leveled the gun at Reinholdt.

Regrets? Please, lets be reasonable!

The man pulled the trigger. Rein felt an explosion of pain as the bullet ripped through his lung, blazing a fiery path through his chest as it went. He dropped to the floor, writhing in pain. He rolled onto his stomach and looked up at the man. Regrets? Yeah, he could thing of one that stood out in particular...

Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!

Ouch.
I betcha he's lying about the papers though. Or coerced me into signing them.
>>
<<
With large quantities of cash and promises of actual snuggles that doesn't devolve into rapings.
Good job Jacklu.

[Silverraptor]

One Bad Decision: part four, consequences drawing inward!
Starring: Reinholdt

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Brilliant light flashed in his eyes. Reinhold clung tightly to the door handle as his eyes adjusted to the sudden change. Slowly, the room in front of him began to come into focus. White walls; tiled floor; high two-way mirrors mounted high on three of the four walls. The room was barren of furnishings of any kind. On the opposite wall from him was a single door. Reinholdt stepped slowing into the door, letting is swing close behind him and lock with a soft click. On the floor was a large X. He swallowed.

Is this the end? Cause there is an Ex this time... Hello?

He walked to the door and tried the handle. It turned slowly in his hand. He gave the door a pull and it swung open. Rein stepped back. A man in a nice suit stood before him, smiling slightly and holding a gun in one hand.

"Ooh, I'm sorry Reinholdt, but that was the incorrect choice. But you've been a real sport."

You! You're the one whose been taunting me this whole time! What is this place? Why make me go through all this?

"Well, this place is a test facility. We test... things, here. As for why you, well, you should really ask your predecessor that one. He is the one who signed the paperwork and agreed to be cloned and experimented on. Now, would you like to say any parting words? Any regrets?"

He leveled the gun at Reinholdt.

Regrets? Please, lets be reasonable!

The man pulled the trigger. Rein felt an explosion of pain as the bullet ripped through his lung, blazing a fiery path through his chest as it went. He dropped to the floor, writhing in pain. He rolled onto his stomach and looked up at the man. Regrets? Yeah, he could thing of one that stood out in particular...

Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!

It seems like Reinholdt dies alot...

..Well to me atleast.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Waiting Room Blues
Eleventh Hour/Reinholdt

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Slowly, her eyes drifted closed, and she sighed, feeling utterly lost in the small room, obscured from the typical clinical smells, instead left with the droning TV and crying children in the waiting room.
Anxiety would kill her, one of these days.
And so she sat. Waiting. Waiting.
Rules kept her away. Immediate family only, the unsmiling lady in white had said.
And so Eleventh had merely waited outside, for two hours.

Her heart pounded in her head, in time to the clacking clock above it. Why weren't these chairs anymore comfortable? People spent hours in them, sweaty plastic stuck to cheap vinyl.

How much longer could it take? The more the clock ticked away behind her, the more fear developed in her stomach.
Was it bad? It had to be. It wouldn't be taking so much time any other way.
She had already called into work.

An hour, two hours.
Before long, the sun had slipped behind the horizon, no longer shining in her face.

And, finally, he wheeled out of those doors, a sheepish smile on his face.
"Reinholdt..." She breathed his name softly, relief flooding her senses.

[EleventhHour]

>.>

I would flee, but you wrote it...

So... *runs around in circles*

[Reinholdt]

Mixed feelings on that one. I hate having people worry about me. Even if I'm going in for complicated surgery.

Very well written Rabbit.

[Lord Magtok]

Mixed feelings on that one. I hate having people worry about me. Even if I'm going in for complicated surgery.

I don't think it mentioned complicated surgery. It left the nature of your visit rather vague, for all we know, you could be delivering a baby.

[Nameless]

Waiting Room Blues
Eleventh Hour/Reinholdt

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Slowly, her eyes drifted closed, and she sighed, feeling utterly lost in the small room, obscured from the typical clinical smells, instead left with the droning TV and crying children in the waiting room.
Anxiety would kill her, one of these days.
And so she sat. Waiting. Waiting.
Rules kept her away. Immediate family only, the unsmiling lady in white had said.
And so Eleventh had merely waited outside, for two hours.

Her heart pounded in her head, in time to the clacking clock above it. Why weren't these chairs anymore comfortable? People spent hours in them, sweaty plastic stuck to cheap vinyl.

How much longer could it take? The more the clock ticked away behind her, the more fear developed in her stomach.
Was it bad? It had to be. It wouldn't be taking so much time any other way.
She had already called into work.

An hour, two hours.
Before long, the sun had slipped behind the horizon, no longer shining in her face.

And, finally, he wheeled out of those doors, a sheepish smile on his face.
"Reinholdt..." She breathed his name softly, relief flooding her senses.

Nameless is confused. What was wrong with Rein?

[Thanatos 51-50]

Nameless is confused. What was wrong with Rein?

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Totally man, not the point.

[RabbitHoleLost]

The Point
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Totally man, not the point.

I was totally waiting for someone to say this

[Jesse Drake]

I liked it Rabbit. I was really confused... then I read the title and everything cleared up.

[Ms.Malbolge]

Aw.. I liked the rabbit ships, good job all.

Also a belated 'good to see you again!' to Twoobs.

[Thanatos 51-50]

This is not an HVV, Inc. Continuation (That one is coming tomorrow, my time, most likely):

The End of the World
Loopy/It Doesn't Really Matter

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Loopy had always joked that him settling down, finding Love, stopping his womanizing ways would be the Seventh Sign of the Apocolypse.
To this day, hes sure the two are unrelated, but the timing was uncanny.

In the end, it wasn't at all like the Bible, zombies didn't rise out of the Earth's cold, hard embrace. There was no plague.
In the end, Mother Earth had just had it. She decided to end Her cruel experiment and wipe out all life - just to get rid of the Virus called Humanity.
And She attacked with all She had. Fire and floods. Hurricanes. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. All kinds of Hell rose up to devour everything - at least until the Humans disappeaered.

It was during this hell that he met Her, and they promised that they'd meet. Here. Right here. Come Hell or High Water. Because they would perservere. They would survive. The society they had both spent so long railing aginst would see to that. The Law and Order was actually doing some good for once.
And so Loopy stood on the peir and checked his watch. She was supposed to be here an hour ago. Collasal waves whipped up by the typhoon in the wrong hemisphere crashed around him and the too-distant voices of riot police shouted at him to come with them. Into shelter. Into saftey.
No. I need to wait here. he would think - defiant to the society. As long as She came back, as long as She returned.
He barely knew Her, and he loved Her.

The last sound he heard was whipsering Her name as the storm surge crashed in, taking him as it had her.

Yes, the copious capitlisation is intentional.

[Silverraptor]

This is not an HVV, Inc. Continuation (That one is coming tomorrow, my time, most likely):

The End of the World
Loopy/It Doesn't Really Matter

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Loopy had always joked that him settling down, finding Love, stopping his womanizing ways would be the Seventh Sign of the Apocolypse.
To this day, hes sure the two are unrelated, but the timing was uncanny.

In the end, it wasn't at all like the Bible, zombies didn't rise out of the Earth's cold, hard embrace. There was no plague.
In the end, Mother Earth had just had it. She decided to end Her cruel experiment and wipe out all life - just to get rid of the Virus called Humanity.
And She attacked with all She had. Fire and floods. Hurricanes. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. All kinds of Hell rose up to devour everything - at least until the Humans disappeaered.

It was during this hell that he met Her, and they promised that they'd meet. Here. Right here. Come Hell or High Water. Because they would perservere. They would survive. The society they had both spent so long railing aginst would see to that. The Law and Order was actually doing some good for once.
And so Loopy stood on the peir and checked his watch. She was supposed to be here an hour ago. Collasal waves whipped up by the typhoon in the wrong hemisphere crashed around him and the too-distant voices of riot police shouted at him to come with them. Into shelter. Into saftey.
No. I need to wait here. he would think - defiant to the society. As long as She came back, as long as She returned.
He barely knew Her, and he loved Her.

The last sound he heard was whipsering Her name as the storm surge crashed in, taking him as it had her.

Yes, the copious capitlisation is intentional.

Nice! I got the shivers reading that. Good work.

[loopy]

This is not an HVV, Inc. Continuation (That one is coming tomorrow, my time, most likely):

The End of the World
Loopy/It Doesn't Really Matter

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Loopy had always joked that him settling down, finding Love, stopping his womanizing ways would be the Seventh Sign of the Apocolypse.
To this day, hes sure the two are unrelated, but the timing was uncanny.

In the end, it wasn't at all like the Bible, zombies didn't rise out of the Earth's cold, hard embrace. There was no plague.
In the end, Mother Earth had just had it. She decided to end Her cruel experiment and wipe out all life - just to get rid of the Virus called Humanity.
And She attacked with all She had. Fire and floods. Hurricanes. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. All kinds of Hell rose up to devour everything - at least until the Humans disappeaered.

It was during this hell that he met Her, and they promised that they'd meet. Here. Right here. Come Hell or High Water. Because they would perservere. They would survive. The society they had both spent so long railing aginst would see to that. The Law and Order was actually doing some good for once.
And so Loopy stood on the peir and checked his watch. She was supposed to be here an hour ago. Collasal waves whipped up by the typhoon in the wrong hemisphere crashed around him and the too-distant voices of riot police shouted at him to come with them. Into shelter. Into saftey.
No. I need to wait here. he would think - defiant to the society. As long as She came back, as long as She returned.
He barely knew Her, and he loved Her.

The last sound he heard was whipsering Her name as the storm surge crashed in, taking him as it had her.

Yes, the copious capitlisation is intentional.

Ha! Sucks to be you, loopy!

No finding love for you after all.

Strangely appropriate reading that today.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Ha! Sucks to be you, loopy!

No finding love for you after all.

Strangely appropriate reading that today.

Sorry, man. Normally, I'd kill off my author insert, but I author-insert too much as it is and you don't get shipped alot...