Batman vs. vs. threads

[Uber_Nerd]

Batman is caught off-guard by the vs. threads. Then the threads multiply and consume the internet. Batman's computer crashes and he kills himself. Robin looks on in tight pants, and makes a generic comment.

[The_Pyre]

But assuming Batman had preparation, he wins. ::)

[Saithis Bladewing]

But assuming Batman had preparation, he wins. ::)

Yup.

The vs. threads win in a straight up fight, but Batman wins with preperation.

[BelkarsDagger]

Batman relies on stealth, preparation, and surprise. And equipment. Without them, he is a normal, regular, civilian.

[LordOfNarf]

batman would go buy a Blue gene if he had time to prepare

[Kish]

Batman relies on stealth, preparation, and surprise. And equipment.

And an almost fanatical devotion to--*dodges*

[TreesOfDeath]

Batman relies on stealth, preparation, and surprise. And equipment. Without them, he is a normal, regular, civilian.

You know that and "Batman lose without preparation" is what annoys me most about these threads.
Batman may not have any super powers, but he is far from a normal human. He has a fantastic amount of martial arts training, he is pyschially far above average, and is a genius. Normal human my ass.
And I recokon Batman could beat the Owlbear with his bear fists

[Ing]

batman has hemoroids...therefor he losses without Preperation H