Memesville II - Memes? In MY Structured? (Game Thread)

[Fan]

On the one hand, I would say it's a joke and should be ignored. Not that it would change the fact that you're going to die anyway...

On the other hand, people seem to be taking it very seriously. I guess this is the sort of thing you don't kid about when you're facing a massive wagon? Not really sure what to think.

Yeah, I'm pretty much dead no matter what way the lynch goes, either today or tomorrow.

No big deal though. Not like I'm anyone important.

[happyturtle]

Mac or PC?

[Fan]

Mac or PC?

Depends, what OS?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Well FC claimed Baner and is supported.

Night Surgeon seems like he was joking. And is going to die, anyway.

So I'l stick to my non-wagon point. >.>

[Guancyto]

Hmm...

Well, Opeth seemed a little odd with his point initially, but looking back at Day 3 it looks like he's being consistent about it. So he's more likely to be on the level about FC not being a wolf and about starting the wagon.

And if Night Surgeon really isn't claiming Baner, well...

[Fan]

Hmm...

Well, Opeth seemed a little odd with his point initially, but looking back at Day 3 it looks like he's being consistent about it. So he's more likely to be on the level about FC not being a wolf and about starting the wagon.

And if Night Surgeon really isn't claiming Baner, well...

Yeah, it's really for the best, better me then the baner in the end I guess.

[PhantomFox]

Night Surgeon is the better choice of the two.

[smuchmuch]

Reinholdt makes sense to me.
Night Surgeon

[EnrgeticPenguin]

Can someone please explain why there's a bandwagon against Night Surgeon?

[happyturtle]

NS pointed at Hyozo after he claimed a power role.

DC thinks that makes him look guilty. Some people agree. Some people don't. Other people can't think of anyone better to point at.

[Darkcomet]

DC thinks that makes him look guilty. Some people agree. Some people don't. Other people can't think of anyone better to point at.

I think it makes him look guilty and have no one better to point at at the same time, to be more precise.

[Guancyto]

Looking at it further, he also disrupted a perfectly alphabetical block of snipes in the player list.

Weird.

[rakkoon]

FC, you're one of the three people I would vote for even if they are in the same Mason group as me. You are ALWAYS suspicious
I'll switch to Night Surgeon then

[Haruki-kun]

Day 7 ends.

The judge bangs the gavel against the block. "ORDER! ORDER!"

The room is silent.

"I SAID ORDER!" he yells banging the gavel again. "The pizza man wants to know!"

"Oh, sorry, your honor.... just get extra cheese for everyone. We're not picky."

"OK, ten pizzas with extra cheese for the Memesville High Court of Justice, thank you." He hangs up. "Now.... where were we? Oh, right. The Case of the Villagers of Memesville versus Night Surgeon. Night Surgeon, how do you plead?"

"Courage Wolf," replies Night Surgeon. The courtroom gasps. So do the people in it.

"Damn it," thinks the judge. "I was sure he was the bad guy. Well, nothing we can do about it I gu--"

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"YES! Mr. Wright!"

"This argument is flawed! Mainly in that there is no argument! Maybe I am a Courage Wolf, too!"

"Anyone can be a Courage Wolf!" yells Night Surgeon. "You just need a cool phrase and a yellow background!"

"You also need to be a wolf."

"That's enough! I'm Courage Wolf!"

"Prove it! Say something!"

Night Surgeon hesitates. "You can.... er..... do it!"

"Not brave enough!"

"You have.... no limits!"

"Closer, but not wolf enough."

"I'm not wearing hockey pads!"

"Closest yet. But I don't believe you're Courage Wolf!"

Night Surgeon is desperate. He thinks deeply. Thinks and thinks. And then he looks up and says "If we all worked together....."

"YES?" yells Phoenix.

He glares. ".....I would kill my entire team!"

ROAR!!!!!!!!!

"I knew it!" says Phoenix pointing at him. "You're not Courage Wolf! You're his evil twin!

INSANITY WOLF!"

"CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN....." yells the Wolf as it jumps at the screaming audience. ".....OF BODIES!"

"DON'T LET HIM GET YOU!" yells out Phoenix. "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!"

The entire room joins in a chorus. "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!"

"I'll kill you ALL!!!"

"ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!" yells the newly formed mob as they fight the evil wolf.

tl; dr:
Night Surgeon was lynched. He was Insanity Wolf (Read: He was a Gentleman.)
Iamthesecretman was auto'd. He was PC. Mac wins if he stays alive 'till the end of the game.

Night begins now and ends in 1440 minutes. Please send in your night actions.

[Hyozo]

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Just as I expected...
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[happyturtle]

No epic Yo Mama duel.

[Guancyto]

Auto'ed? Man, that's no way to end a rivalry.

This narration was awesome, though.

[Fleeing Coward]

Yay, 3rd wolf down. That is quite a sucky way to end the Mac v PC duel though

[Reinholdt]

I do so adore Haruki's narrations.

And so the traditional Yo Mama duel comes to an end.

[Haruki-kun]

((Thanks, guys. ))

[Hell Puppi]

Awww....oh well

Oh yeah, I am back with internets. So now if I get auto'ed I don't have an excuse.

[Rutskarn]

No further comment.

[Haruki-kun]

((Sorry about no update last night, people. Stuck with homework, as usual.))

Night 7 ends.

"Mentlegentlemoontloogooladies!" says Anon, with a regular cigarette in his hands. "This is not going just as planned! We have finished raiding this place by now!"

"Sir, I'm sorry," replies a Gentleman. "It's just this place doesn't seem to even care about our raid!"

Another Gentleman nods. "One kid claimed he was 12 years old and then proceeded to ask me what this is. How can one fight that?"

"It's very easy!" says Anon. "You just have to.... what's that noise?"

Indeed, there was a noise.

"Someone is coming!"

Indeed someone was coming.

"Hide!"

Indeed, they hid behind a nearby dumpster.

Rounding a corner, a small group of animals walks by. Talking animals. Anon looks at them and gasps. "I know them."

"You do?"

"They're from.... that place. You know the one."

"Oh."

"Did you hear Insanity Wolf died?" says a dog, whom Anon recognizes as Apathy Dog. "Everybody dies, so he might as well go now."

Derogatory Duck scoffs. "I'm glad he died. We don't need his kind around here."

"Now, now," says Wisdom Cat, "it's best not to speak ill of the dead."

Advice Dog smiles. "Speak ill of the dead. Shoot them in the head when they become zombies."

Depression Dog whines. "It's not so bad.... we'll all meet the same end anyway. In the meantime I'll just go home and cry into my pillow."

"Yeah, go do that," says Apathy Dog. "Or don't. I don't care."

"It's a fitting end," says Logical Puppy thoughtfully. "He was siding with those h4xx0rz guys. It's to be expected that he'd be killed by the Memes."

"Like us?" says Remorse Dog. "We didn't even participate last year."

"Well, why wouldn't he side with them?" asks Depression Dog. "They seem to be much cooler."

Politically Neutral Dog looks thoughtful. "Everyone has a right to his or her own opinion. This is a difficult debate."

"Yes, and we're all afraid to state our opinion in the matter," says Socially Awkward Penguin, who's walking a little behind the group because the sidewalk is too small.

Philosoraptor thinks about this. "Which came first? The Advice or the Dog?"

Advice Dog smiles. "Me! I'm the first one!"

Old Advice Dog clears his throat loudly. "Stop forcing Memes."

Someone in the back of the group roars. The others turn to look at Courage Wolf.

"Holy crap!" says a Gentleman. "It's a Lion! GET IN THE CAR!"

"It's a wolf, you moron!" snaps Anonymous as he whacks the man in the back of the head. "How thick can you get?"

"Stop it!" yells Courage Wolf. "You were given the gift of a life! YOUR life! Make it the best you can! You're wasting it! Worship it!"

"There's no point," mutters depression dog. "She'll never call--"

"SO RING HER UP!" yells Courage Wolf. "Natural Selection favors perseverance! YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"

"IT'S HIM!" yells Anon. "GET HIM!"

It happened very fast. The Gentlemen jumped at the group. The animals all scattered, yelling out advice, neutral opinions, wisdom, and derogatory statements. Courage Wolf, of course, does not run. And neither does Philosoraptor, who's too busy thinking. "Are we human?" he says. "Or are we Dancer?"

Courage Wolf growls. Anon looks pleased. "So, we meet again, huh?"

"Anon.... you will pay tonight!"

"You do not fear me?"

"I fear nothing! I am fear Incarnate!"

"You are... just as I taught you to be," says Anon with a smile. "I will let you live if you kneel."

"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"

"Can one simply walk into Mordor?" says Philosoraptor, apparently not aware of the scene going on before him.

"YOU'LL WALK WHERE THE **** YOU LIKE AND THEY'LL LEARN TO LIKE IT!" roars Courage Wolf, rushing at Anon.

Anon, sadly, saw it coming. Signaling the Gentlemen, he jumps to the side, letting Courage Wolf plunge headfirst into a net, which they tie up. Courage Wolf struggles and bites at the net, which begins to tear, but cannot break free.

"Take him away," says Anon. "I never want to see him again. Motivation... on MY Internet? HA! I will not allow it."

"DON'T GIVE UP, MEMES!" he roars. "LIVE YOUR BELIEFS! YOU CAN TURN THE WORLD AROUND!"

Philosoraptor nods. "But.... why doesn't he afraid of anything?"

tl; dr:
Wolfbane was killed. He was Courage Wolf.

Day begins now and ends in 48 hours or so.

Did not vote yesterday:
Fin
Freshmeat
Uncle Festy
Vibrant

[Hyozo]

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Well... crap... looks like our gambit failed, as have I, having not found a single Hax0r for this entire game, at least we know who will be getting killed tomorrow night.
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Wolfbane and I were discussing the possibility of Gothicbob being a Hax0r, but I got distracted by a different lead which turned out to be misleading, so I could be wrong.
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Also on the list of unconfirmed suspects are Deathslayer, Smuchmuch, and Vibrant, but this is all on fairly weak evidence.

[UncleWolf]

No matter what, great death scene.

[Dallas-Dakota]

GothicBob? Perhaps a reasoning?

Still, I got nuthing, so. >.>

[Lex-Kat]

Unless I'm dead and don't know it...... I'll follow Hyozo. Gothicbob.

[happyturtle]

At least give the scry list to the masons before you go.

Has anyone been doing a spreadsheet in this game?

[Lex-Kat]

I have, of course.

[Fleeing Coward]

I told Wolfbane he should have been protecting himself last night .
Well, at least this does confirm that at least one wolf was on between when Wolfbane posted and when he deleted his claim.

Also, gothicbob