Memesville II - Memes? In MY Structured? (Game Thread)

[Freshmeat]

*switching points to DD*

Sorry, but just about everything seems preferable to lynching the guy who saved the seer from getting killed on day 3...

[Dallas-Dakota]

You did?

Oh well then.

Let's lynch this DD guy for being busy with RL.

Though I do apologize to Haruki for not paying more attention.

[Shadowcaller]

*sigh*
Can villagers please stop lynching themselves? We aren't that far from losing here people.

Happyturtle

[Dallas-Dakota]

Eh, the bandwagon is pretty unstopable now, especially since Haruki might update at any moment.(Update was supposed to be yesterday)

[Haruki-kun]

Eh, the bandwagon is pretty unstopable now, especially since Haruki might update at any moment.(Update was supposed to be yesterday)

....actually update's tonight at least after 8:50 GMT -6.......

[PhantomFox]

I'll go for Dallas

[Haruki-kun]

((Scene planned out, will be up first thing in the morning. I seriously need to sleep.

EDIT: First thing in the morning for me is 10-11 GMT -6 before class.....<.<))

[Haruki-kun]

Day 12 ends.

The covers fell on top of the dead Mudkip and she was carried away on a stretcher. Completely unnecessary, of course, it's not like the shape of a Mudkip fits remotely on a stretcher. A PokeBall would have been more useful.

The Memesville Chief of Police chews on a cigar, investigating the crime scene. It seemed to be a locked room. "Damn. Locked room mystery, I hate these."

"Chief," says the detective, "do we have any leads? It doesn't look like it."

"Well, we know for sure this Mudkip was killed here. And we know she did not commit suicide."

"Chief! How do we know this?"

The Chief points at the wall. Someone had written in blood, "this Mudkip was killed here and she did not commit suicide lol"

"Whoa... such instinct."

"Right, this is where we begin to speculate."

"Sir?"

"Here's what I believe happened...

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Mudkip looked up. "Someone's in here," she said. "I dont liek this."

She got up and looked around the room. She did not see the creature slithering from under the bed toward her... slowly.

Longcat was good at not being seen. It was this way that he killed his victims. When Mudkip turned to look at him.....

Wild LONGCAT appeared!

LONGCAT used BIND!

MUDKIP can't move!

MUDKIP IS HURT BY BIND!

MUDKIP can't move!

MUDKIP IS HURT BY BIND!

MUDKIP can't move!

MUDKIP IS HURT BY BIND!

MUDKIP can't move!

MUDKIP IS HURT BY BIND!

MUDKIP can't move!

MUDKIP IS HURT BY BIND!

MUDKIP fainted!

.....and then Longcat wrote this on the wall."

".....sir, if I may, this argument is...."

"Yes?"

"Downright stupid."

"Got a better one?"

"As a matter of fact....

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Mudkip looked up. "Someone's in here," she said. "I dont liek this."

She got up and looked around the room. A tiny little creature poked its head out from under the bed and looked at Mudkip curiously, then stepped out.

"Who iz u?" says Mudkip looking at the strange little green and spiky creature.

Cactuar does not answer. He can't speak, after all. He simply shot a needle at Mudkip.

"OUCH!"

Then he shot another one. And another one. One by one, 10,000 needles were shot right into Mudkip, whose HP limit is 9,999, and each one dealt 1 damage.

"....and then Cactuar wrote that stuff on the wall."

"That's ridiculous," replies the Chief. "I think it must have been Anon."

"Yes, Anon is the prime suspect for Mudkip killing, but how can we prove it? No one's even seen him. Except for the people who are dead."

"I don't get it!" says the chief. "He's a guy with a green face and a suit. He shouldn't be that hard to find."

"Any other traits?"

"Well, most of his crime scenes seemed to smell of tobacco and be littered with ashes," he says, blowing a smoke ring.

".....sir?"

"Yes?"

"That kind of.... sounds like you."

".....since when is my face green?"

"It's not, but... it sorta sounds like.... you know?"

Another police officer looks up. "Yeah.... yeah! You're right! The Chief looks like he might be...."

"Of course it doesn't!" says the Chief. "I don't look like that at all!"

"But you smoke! And you're wearing a suit! And... what is your name?"

"Memesville Chief of Poilice!"

"He doesn't have a name! That makes him.... Anonymous!"

The Detective handcuffs the Chief of Police and leads him outside to the car. "I knew it! HA!" The Car drives away.

"Well... so the case?"

"We may never know."

What actually happened:

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Mudkip looked up. "Someone's in here," she said. "I dont liek this."

He got up and looked around the room. Anon was standing in front of the wall writing in blood.

"Ah, you're awake. Let's get on with it."

Anon stabs grabs a rope and ties it around Mudkip's neck, hits her on the head with a lead pipe, whacks her with a candlestick and a wrench, stabs her with a dagger and shoots her with a revolver."

"That's gotta be enough references for one night."

He locks the door on his way out.

tl; dr:
DD was lynched. He was a Meme.

Night begins now and ends in about 24 hours.

[Uncle Festy]

Nice.
*awards Internet*

[Haruki-kun]

@^: W00T!

Night 12 ends.

"Hey guys?" asks Epic Fail Guy. "Can I be a Meme?"

Anon and the Gentlemen turn to look at him and facepalm. "You're already a Meme," Anon says. "Seriously! Why must you fail so hard?"

"I dunno, lulz. What's going on here?"

"Oh, nothing, we're just about to get some dessert, we baked this...."

"IS DAT SUM DELICIOUS CAEK?"

Anon looks puzzled. "Uh.... well, yes, it is some Delicious Cake. Want some?"

"But how do I get to the Delicious Caek?"

"....We're actually willing to share it, you know."

"Yes, but how do I get to it! I must walk across this whole road! And it's full of terrible things that could kill me!"

The Gentlemen exchange glances. "I'm pretty sure he's got a screw loose," one of them mutters.

"Screw loose?" the other one replies. "He's a total Wacko!"

Anonymous hands EFG a plate. It's even got cake already on it. So nice.

EFG looks at it. "I don't trust you! I know you poisoned several of my Mudkip and Meme friends! I'm not about to eat something you give me!"

Anon stares at him. "We're eating the same cake," he says between mouthfuls.

EFG nods. "Yes, but you could have put poison in my slice anyway. Therefore, I will require a poison checker."

"Where are you gonna get one at this hour?" asks a Gentleman.

"I'll do the job myself," he says. He reaches into his somehow existing pocket and produces a vial of poison, then cuts his slice of cake in half. In one half, he drops the full vial of poison.

Anon and his followers simply stare, wondering just what he's doing.

"Alright," says EFG, "if the caek I just put poison in tastes the same as the other caek, then you poisoned me! If not, it's clean."

A Gentleman steps forward. "Uh..... Mr. Epic Fail Guy?"

Anon silences him. "Wait. I wanna see what happens."

Epic Fail Guy eats the poisoned slice. "Hmmm... it certainly tastes poisonous! Alright, now the other one." He starts to eat. "....oh! Looks like I was wrong. You weren't trying to poison me! I guess I should have trusted you and man, this really is sum delicious caek."

He finishes eating it and says. "Thanks for the caek! Huh.... I feel a little..... weird. Anyone else feel woozy?"

"No," the H4xx0rz team says in unison, staring at him.

"Huh.... must have been the caek, then." And then he dies.

Anon facepalms again. "We didn't even do anything. I just wanted to spend a nice, quiet life with some cake."

"More cake, sir?" says a Gentleman.

"Please," he replies as he lights a cigar.

tl; dr:
billtodamax was killed. He was Epic Fail Guy.

Day 13 begins now and ends in maybe 48 hours.

Did not vote:
The Fiery Tower
PirateMonk

[Dallas-Dakota]

Thenks for the cool lynch scene, Haruki.

Ps, to all the players who lynched me: I told you so!

[happyturtle]

Alive:

Darkcomet
Freshmeat
Geesi
Happyturtle
Hell Puppi
Lex-Kat
PhantomFox
PirateMonk
rakkoon
Reinholdt
Rutskarn
Shadowcaller
The Bookworm
The Fiery Tower
Uncle Festy

Dead Mudkipz:

banthesun
Fleeing Coward
Moofin Bard
Mordokai
Opeth_Freak

Dead Gentlemen:

Mechafox
Night Surgeon
Oddity (Milhouse)
Vibrant

I don't know if there are any more Mudkips left, but I'm guessing few to none. So that just leaves memes, bad guys, and that filthy neutral Rutskarn.

[Moofin Bard]

FYIZORZ:
Mudkip was female. *nods*

[Haruki-kun]

FYIZORZ:
Mudkip was female. *nods*

Narration was properly edited.

[billtodamax]

Nice lynch scene Haruki. They poisoned me because of my immense cunning.

[Freshmeat]

Just to get the pointing started: Lex Kat

[The Bookworm]

Just to get the pointing continued: Fresh Meat

[Darkcomet]

Oh for the love of... Vote already! Shadowcaller

[Uncle Festy]

Ok, DC, if you say so.

[happyturtle]

*sigh* Why do I have to be the one to start a bandwagon?

Shadowcaller

[rakkoon]

Happyturtle for having a clue?

[Shadowcaller]

This is greatly confusing... Lex-Kat for now.

[Reinholdt]

Uncle Festy for me.

[Lex-Kat]

Shadowcaller

[PhantomFox]

Lex-kat methinks

[Hell Puppi]

I say Freshmeat.

[TFT]

ooo, ooo, ooo, ...Lex-kat?

[Haruki-kun]

((Update later today.))

[Haruki-kun]

Day 12 Ends.

Since the events of the night Living on a Prayer was performed, theater assistance had become rather scarce in Memesville. Somehow, the thought of looking suspicious and having the actors jump out at you and kill you seems to scare most people. Losers.

Still, as they say, the show must go on, and as long as there is no show, it going on is pretty hard. Several nights later, the theater opens its doors one more time, this time for the playing of When I was...

An actor walks out into the spotlight on the dark stage, looking pale and tragic, on the verge of tears. He soon looks at the audience and begins.

"WHEN I WAS..."

Another actor walks up. "A YOUNG WARTHOG!"

The audience coughs.

"Psst! That's not how it goes!"

"Oh, right.... can we start over?"

"Oh... uh.... OK..... WHEN I WAS!"

"HUNGRY! YOU GAVE ME A BURGER!"

The Audience Coughs again.

"Uhm.... man? That's not right. WHEN I WAS!"

"......A CHILD I SPOKE LIKE A CHILD!"

"Oh, for goodness' sake!"

"I'm sorry! The last time I played this part was when I was a young boy!"

The main actor facepalms. "Right, try that, then. WHEN I WAS!"

"A...... YOUNG BOY!"

"MY FATHER!" sings a third actor.

"TOOK ME INTO THE CITY!"

"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!"

The entire theater is silent. The main actor looks up. "....why?"

"It.... felt like a c-c-c-combo breaker moment?"

"Yeah, well... don't. Let's try again. WHEN I WAS!"

".....I'm sorry, what was my line again?"

"OH, COME ON!"

"I'm sorry!"

"That's it, I'm outta here! Why is it that I can never get this song past the third line?"

"Well..... come on! It's never gonna get through if you keep forcing it!"

"It's never gonna get through if you keep ruining it!"

"Well, this is stupid! I ruin it because it's stupid! It's a stupid meme and a stupid song and a stupid attempt at a stupid force! I'm outta here!"

"Yeah, well, so am I!"

The two actors leave. The third actor stands in silence for a moment and looks at the audience.

".........STOP! Hammer Time!"

The play was a success.

tl; dr:
Lex-Kat left the stage. She was a Meme.
PirateMonk Auto'd. He was also a Meme

Night begins now and ends in 24 hours, I hope, please send in your night actions.

[Lex-Kat]

You guys are either really good at picking the wrong person, or really bad at picking the right ones.

Bye.

And that was a strange narration. I like it.