Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127

[Cobra_Ikari]

My grandma likes giving us stuff and monies, too. Then she says things like "I just want you to enjoy it while I'm still alive." And then I can't stop thinking about old people and dying. >.<

[Dr. Bath]

That and getting into Oxford with five A levels Fred. Pretty impressive in a way. I got thirty quid by comparison (nadda for GCSE if you wanted to know)

Oh man, Angles is at the same time amazing and really depressing... Hip hop at its best.

[Dogmantra]

I thought you were going to say you couldn't stop thinking about Portal.

I certainly did.

[Nameless]

My grandma likes giving us stuff and monies, too. Then she says things like "I just want you to enjoy it while I'm still alive." And then I can't stop thinking about old people and dying. >.<

Remember, everytime you spend a penny from her, an old person dies.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Remember, everytime you spend a penny from her, an old person dies.

...

...I want to hate you for that. You're just too damn snuggly.

*glares, cuddles*

[Fredthefighter]

That and getting into Oxford with five A levels Fred. Pretty impressive in a way. I got thirty quid by comparison (nadda for GCSE if you wanted to know)

Oh man, Angles is at the same time amazing and really depressing... Hip hop at its best.

That is impressive, very impressive indeed.
I'm just doing 4 A-Levels and trying to get into Newman University in Birmingham (or possibly Wolverhampton University).

[Phase]

Remember, everytime you spend a penny from her, an old person dies.

Remember, any time you do anything, someone dies. Sometimes it's babies. So please don't do anything, just in case a baby dies. You murderers.

[Destro_Yersul]

Every time you stab a baby, a baby dies?

[Tiger Duck]

I just failed at giving blood and now my arm hurt without the satisfaction that it will help someone

[Thanatos 51-50]

I just failed at giving blood and now my arm hurt without the satisfaction that it will help someone

My condolences. That's horrible. >.>

[Coidzor]

Don't you mean, the guy with the needle failed at finding your vein?

And hopefully failed to give you any diseases.

[Nameless]

...

...I want to hate you for that. You're just too damn snuggly.

*glares, cuddles*

Oh, I wonder how far I can take this...

*bites your ear hard* BOWHAHAHA! Owo

[Cobra_Ikari]

Oh, I wonder how far I can take this...

*bites your ear hard* BOWHAHAHA! Owo

My teeth. They are SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS.

*bites back* *kinkily, you smexy lady* ;)

[Nameless]

My teeth. They are SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS.

*bites back* *kinkily, you smexy lady* ;)

Ah! D: *Hammer-slap*

[Dr. Bath]

Oh, I wonder how far I can take this...

*bites your ear hard* BOWHAHAHA! Owo

When it's Cobra, that's not really gonna drive him off. Jus' sayin'.

Why is so much information needed for me to do stuff? They can't expect me to remember all this stuff! My address? My name? I can never remember these things. sigh.

[Tiger Duck]

Don't you mean, the guy with the needle failed at finding your vein?

And hopefully failed to give you any diseases.

nope she hound the vain all right, I just wasn't sure if I was in pain, and when she adjusted the needle it got messed up, so it totally is my fault

[Cobra_Ikari]

I just wasn't sure if I was in pain

...

...what?



Bath, you know me so well. =3

[Nameless]

Damn you Cobra with your white text. >.>
Unless you find Hammers kinky... I dunno...

[Dr. Bath]

Damn you Cobra with your white text. >.>
Unless you find Hammers kinky... I dunno...

He probably does. I'd rather not ask.

*awkward silence*

*cough*

[CurlyKitGirl]

*pat pat*

There, there, it is ok, Lord Voldemort McMoldypants. You can be like that guy Dragonrider met. Who chopped off his nose in order to be more like Voldemort and use his name.

*pets*

Wait, what?
I DEMAND THIS ANECDOTE IN MORE DETAIL!!

Welp.. Now you owe her a thank you letter and a visit.

I'm not sure what else you owe her due to your particularly british and or welsh ethnic customs, but, I imagine you can find out on your own.

. . .

I'm not Welsh. Dihan's Welsh. Koorly isn't. And yes, there'll be a thank you letter and a visit. Mainly because I don't know her address even though I know where she lives.
Unless she moved. I know one of them moved recently, but which? For the record, I have eight great - aunts and ten great - uncles still living.

That and getting into Oxford with five A levels Fred. Pretty impressive in a way. I got thirty quid by comparison (nadda for GCSE if you wanted to know)

Oh man, Angles is at the same time amazing and really depressing... Hip hop at its best.

I got nothing for GCSEs either. Ironically, it turns out that in three years I'll have the last number of GCSEs out of myself, Little Brother and Little Sister.
Little Brother has fifteen GCSEs (or equivalents) and Little Sister will have a massively impressive 20 GCSEs (or equivalents).


There is something I hate about my reading list though. Victorian long poems. Aurora Leigh, In Memoriam, The Bothie of Tober na Vuolich, The Princess and shorter longer poems.
They are doing my head in.
This is from the girl who read Paradise Lost in ten days including notes and introduction; the poetic Iliad and Odyssey (and prose Aeneid) and Dante's Divine Comedy.
The Victorian ones are so mindnumbingly boring and long and convoluted. I like Tennyson, but I hate long poems.

But I am amused by Goblin Market by Christina Rosetti.
Oh, I read part of this in E Lit earlier this year. It was very amusing, read the extract in the spoiler to find out:

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She cried "Laura," up the garden,
"Did you miss me ?
Come and kiss me.
Never mind my bruises,
Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices
Squeezed from goblin fruits for you,
Goblin pulp and goblin dew.
Eat me, drink me, love me;
Laura, make much of me:
For your sake I have braved the glen
And had to do with goblin merchant men."

Laura started from her chair,
Flung her arms up in the air,
Clutched her hair:
"Lizzie, Lizzie, have you tasted
For my sake the fruit forbidden?
Must your light like mine be hidden,
Your young life like mine be wasted,
Undone in mine undoing,
And ruined in my ruin;
Thirsty, cankered, goblin-ridden?"
She clung about her sister,
Kissed and kissed and kissed her:
Tears once again
Refreshed her shrunken eyes,
Dropping like rain
After long sultry drouth;
Shaking with aguish fear, and pain,
She kissed and kissed her with a hungry mouth.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Damn you Cobra with your white text. >.>
Unless you find Hammers kinky... I dunno...

From you, baby, I just might. ;)

*absconds with to inside Alteran*

[Tiger Duck]

I rarely know what my body is saying to me. and I was wondering out loud if it was more than the token pain from knowing that there was an needle in me, and then she tried to help.

It just blows that I messed it up

[Dr. Bath]

Don't feel sad happy. (tee hee) I was gonna give blood, but had a cold. There'll be another chance.

[Nameless]

From you, baby, I just might. ;)

[/SNIP] by Nameless

[Dragonrider]

Damn. Err, well, you really should investigate your university's offerings to see whether they have a pool to do some swimming in... *nod nod*
Well, Fred, Nameless, it was a fair cop, but I don't think we'll be getting Deary into a bikini anytime soon.

Shush you. Exercising just stresses me out, takes time away from things that I'd rather do/am obligated to do, and makes me feel like I eat too much.



@Koorli: he exaggerates. I met a guy the first week of school who told me his name was Voldemort Evans and that his friends called him Voldy. There was no nose-chopping involved.

Don't do TOO many more pages while I'm in class....

[Cobra_Ikari]

... Is this still PG13?
>.>
<.<
I need advice... Where's RHL when you need her...?

...*runs and hides*...jerk. >.<



What's this about Drider in a bikini? Imaginary rawr! Since, you know, she won't actually do it. =P

[Coidzor]

I'm not Welsh. Dihan's Welsh. Koorly isn't. And yes, there'll be a thank you letter and a visit. Mainly because I don't know her address even though I know where she lives.
Unless she moved. I know one of them moved recently, but which? For the record, I have eight great - aunts and ten great - uncles still living.

So why do you live in Wales if you're not welsh? I thought there was some kind of racial tension between welsh and non-welsh and corns and non-corns.

Or are you one of those game cornish hens?

So the actual plan is that we kidnap this Evans character and saw off his nose before breaking his mind and will and leaving him bandaged and insane and repeating the word "Voldo" to himself before we sell him to the Japanese.

I think you can pretty much figure out my motivations from my evil plans. Or rather, my adaptations and modifications to the plans sent to me in my dreams by Cobiky.

Also, I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it if you start swimming

[Nameless]

...*runs and hides*...jerk. >.<

I'm no jerk! ... I'm just... A bit of an a-hole sometimes. :3

[Coidzor]

I'm no jerk! ... I'm just... A bit of an a-hole sometimes. :3

But are you a big purple a-hole?

[Cobra_Ikari]

I'm no jerk! ... I'm just... A bit of an a-hole sometimes. :3

Well, it was all fun and games, and then you had to do that. *glares, sits in corner, pouts at*

*snuggles someone not-Nameless at random*