Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127

[Rutskarn]

I dunno, I don't touch that for'n stuff.

(In all seriousness, I'm not a bread'spert. Couldn't tell you what I like or don't.)

[KataraAltinaII]

Agreed, my good cobra. To the brig with him! For great justice!

the man who does not like sandwiches makes me sad inside...

[Cobra_Ikari]

Women. That's something we need more of.

Wait. I take that back. Cute women, close to my age, who will actually talk to me. That's what we need! Or just hugs. Cobra may be pushing the "ZOMG horndog" a bit too much. v.v

[KataraAltinaII]

women. you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.

[Destro_Yersul]

Meh, life is soooooo overated

Life. Don't talk to me about life...

*wanders off*

Brain the size of a planet and they want me to talk to them about life. Probably the most intellectual task I'll be given all day, wouldn't you know it...

[Moff Chumley]

Cheer up, Marvin...

[Coplantor]

Life. Don't talk to me about life...

*wanders off*

Brain the size of a planet and they want me to talk to them about life. Probably the most intellectual task I'll be given all day, wouldn't you know it...

Wait, life as in, "hey, how have you been? Tell me about your life!"
Or as in "So, what is this thing called life for you? Wich are the elements that defines the human experience?"

[Moff Chumley]

You have a book (or five) to read. Now.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Wich are the elements that defines the human experience?"

For the most part, carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen. Phosphorous and sulfur are good, too. And some other things, like, calcium, potassium, and sodium come to mind. I'm sure there's plenty more.

[Moff Chumley]

Nope, that's about it.

[Coplantor]

You have a book (or five) to read. Now.

Can you give me a list or something?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Nope, that's about it.

Nah, I know I'm forgetting things. Metals, mostly.

Like iron, we need that, right?

[Rutskarn]

Dammit! My site takes a dive just as I go to update it for the first time in days.

I really hope it's invested in a good set of kneepads by now.

[Alteran]

Can you give me a list or something?

Here you go.

Nah, I know I'm forgetting things. Metals, mostly.

Like iron, we need that, right?

We do indeed, for hemoglobin. It's very important, but we don't need much of it (just a couple of grams).

[Cobra_Ikari]

We do indeed, for hemoglobin. It's very important, but we don't need much of it (just a couple of grams).

See?

I'm pretty sure Iodine's important, too. The other halogens...not so sure about those. Though I suppose we need Chlorine...that's in stomach acid, right?

Hmm. Midnight is not the best time to get Cobra thinking. >.<

[Coplantor]

Oh, it was a hitchikers reference. Yeah, sorry about that, I've been in almost every library in Montevideo and they've never heard about it, neither about Pratchet.

It makes me both sad and angry, if I had the money I would order it from amazon, but I dont...

Sad again...

[Rutskarn]

...okay, is my avvie not loading for anyone else? I think maybe it's my internet that's borked.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Your avatar is loading fine for me.

>.>
<,<

[Rutskarn]

Faulkland.

Then it's my internet that's hosed, and my site's probably working fine. Great. Great!

That'd be a real comfort, except I still can't update it!

[Moff Chumley]

See?

I'm pretty sure Iodine's important, too. The other halogens...not so sure about those. Though I suppose we need Chlorine...that's in stomach acid, right?

Hmm. Midnight is not the best time to get Cobra thinking. >.<

Right, well, of course there are metals and such required for specific functions as opposed to general growth and maintenance, but...

Feh, not worth the thought.

[Coidzor]

Welp, it's a good thing salt is iodized so that we don't get cretins.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Faulkland.

Then it's my internet that's hosed, and my site's probably working fine. Great. Great!

That'd be a real comfort, except I still can't update it!

Yeah, your site is working fine.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Welp, it's a good thing salt is iodized so that we don't get cretins.

...you mean goiters?

Cretins are idiots. Ugly idiots, I think.

[Player_Zero]

I AM YETPACK!

VZZZRARARARARDADADABRBRBRRRR AHAHAHAHAA!

Also this.

[Coidzor]

...you mean goiters?

Cretins are idiots. Ugly idiots, I think.

Cretinism is basically developmental retardation of the physical body and mental faculties brought about by iodine deficiency at critical junctures.

[KataraAltinaII]

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them".

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the offices said "I thought you said you'd shot them"

To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available"

[Zeb The Troll]

That story's been around since before the internet, but it's a good one.

[Alleine]

One of the offices said "I thought you said you'd shot them"

To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available"

This is made of win and awesome.

[Coidzor]

But what about the thingy and the thinger and such. Erm.

Why was it brought up?

What is our current topic?

How does one bike on a gravel road?

[Alleine]

Why was it brought up?

What is our current topic?

How does one bike on a gravel road?

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