Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[Silverraptor]

I like it.


Naughty Kyrie!


That made me laugh.

There are a few typos:





Also, I found using "the" instead of "his" or "her" to be a little... not clumsy, but it felt odd.

Thank you. And trust me, it's HARD to write about a pair of adrogenous elves.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I've seen the things you've written in the MemberxMember Thread (I think it was you, at least), so why can't you write this? We love people trying things!

Because currently having a writers block, am very busy with college, and other such things?

Sometimes Inspiration just comes to me.

[Zanaril]

Naughty Kyrie!

It raises questions about the finer points of their relationship if Inkyrius actually knew of the existance of that spell. Also that V had a spare copy of it in another spellbook.

Thank you. And trust me, it's HARD to write about a pair of adrogenous elves.

This is the main reason I decided to write both Zz'dtri and 'Darius* as definitely male.

*Finally, I've worked out how to make this name shorter!

[Silverraptor]

It raises questions about the finer points of their relationship if Inkyrius actually knew of the existance of that spell. Also that V had a spare copy of it in another spellbook.

Or how Kyrie learned how to cast spells to begin with. Must think up some kind of excuse then.

Excuse me.

[Zanaril]

Or how Kyrie learned how to cast spells to begin with. Must think up some kind of excuse then.

Excuse me.

A wizard did it. The wizard in this case being Inkyrius for the duration of the Splice.

[Dark Faun]

I really hope the children never walked in on them. Dealing with the dragon and evil V is already traumatizing enough.

[Silverraptor]

A wizard did it. The wizard in this case being Inkyrius for the duration of the Splice.

You mean when they were in bed?

[Zanaril]

I really hope the children never walked in on them. Dealing with the dragon and evil V is already traumatizing enough.

And so we finally discover the reason for V's spell book to contain Hold Portal.

You mean when they were in bed?

Either you're making an obvious joke, or you are unfamiliar with the saying "A wizard did it." If the latter is the case, let TV Tropes enlighten you.

[Silverraptor]

And so we finally discover the reason for V's spell book to contain Hold Portal.

HAHAHA!!!

[Dark Faun]

I don't remember, do wizards get the silence spell? It might be useful. :p

And for some reason, I can't get Aarindarius scrying on them during the act out of my mind. Can't he just read bad fanfiction when he's bored?

[Silverraptor]

I don't remember, do wizards get the silence spell? It might be useful. :p

And for some reason, I can't get Aarindarius scrying on them during the act out of my mind. Can't he just read bad fanfiction when he's bored?

He does, that's why he's constantly reading.

And I want to write another crack pairing, but nobody I roll up I can think of doing in the present tense. Present tense is my trade mark.

[Zanaril]

And for some reason, I can't get Aarindarius scrying on them during the act out of my mind. Can't he just read bad fanfiction when he's bored?

It's like bad fanfiction.

[Dark Faun]

He does, that's why he's constantly reading.

And I want to write another crack pairing, but nobody I roll up I can think of doing in the present tense. Present tense is my trade mark.

Make it a dream?

[Silverraptor]

Make it a dream?

I just did one.

Crystal x Haley x Belkar. Rememeber?

[Zanaril]

Fine. Make it a Trance Memory of one of the elves remembering something they'd rather not.

[Silverraptor]

Fine. Make it a Trance Memory of one of the elves remembering something they'd rather not.

No, no. It has to be rolled. Which I'm currently doing right now. If you guys roll something that sparks my interest, then it would solve alot of problems.

*Lightbulb*

Wait... there is someone I can still do a dream on. And it's even related to the Inkyrius story, if not relavent to it.

Well then, *click* *click* *click*...

[Zanaril]

No, no. It has to be rolled. Which I'm currently doing right now. If you guys roll something that sparks my interest, then it would solve alot of problems.

I'll roll up a few and post all of them. Because I seem to either get impossible ones or scarily plausable ones:

Jirix + (Mr Scruffy + Teevo)
Inkyrius + Ancient Black Dragon
Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron + Ancient Black Dragon
(Gender-switched Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron) + (Shadowdancer + The Eye of Fear and Flame) ()
The oracle + The really dangerous trap
Hinjo + The chimera
Roy's Archon + (Xykon's zombie dragon head + Leeky Windstaff)
(Nale + Argent + Thog) + (Kazumi + Yor + Belkar) ()
Redcloak + The Eye of Fear and Flame
Soon Kim (incorporeal) + Redcloak
Teevo + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron

...Now I really wish I hadn't done that.

*Lightbulb*

Glad to be of service in turning things on.

[TheBibliophile]

Hey, I've got something for you, Silverraptor:

I rolled Durkon (Thor's Might) x Sara Greenhilt in the afterlife. I tried to do something with it but I had not the skill. I can't do a Scottish accent. Despite actually living in Scotland.

Also, that story was so sweet! I loved it!

[Zanaril]

Also, that story was so sweet! I loved it!

...Are you talking about the one with tentacle rape?

[TheBibliophile]

...Are you talking about the one with tentacle rape?

Hey, like Esmerelder said, I wouldn't be here if I didn't find this stuff sweet. Although I actually meant the bit where everyone kiss and make up. Quite literally.

And I thought the Irresistable Dance spell was hilarious!

[Taekwondodo]

So sleepy. Must comment.

everyones job is great now if you dont mind i will sleep on the floor for two weeks

They didn't faint ^

[Silverraptor]

Glad to be of service in turning things on.

Huh? What?

Oh sorry. It wasn't you. I just rolled up something interesting that gave me the light bulb.

*Looks at light bulb over his head*

Wait a minute! This is what's contributing to my writers block.

*Replaces light bulb with energy saver light bulb*

That'll do it.

[Taekwondodo]

I just realised no-one answered my question would a paladin sleeping with someone then later finding out that someone was married be affected?

EDIT: Gender-switched The Guy with a halberd? So, girl with the halberd?

[Zanaril]

Hey, like Esmerelder said, I wouldn't be here if I didn't find this stuff sweet.

Nor I. And we're still nothing near being as depraved as the House of Horror became.

Although I actually meant the bit where everyone kiss and make up. Quite literally.

Yea, that was cute.

I still think they both have major issues by the end of that story. Like Inkyrius obviously having evil tendancies, possibly even more so than V. Not that that's necessarily a problem; maybe they can decide to be evil as a family.

Oh sorry. It wasn't you. I just rolled up something interesting that gave me the light bulb.

Well, I'm still glad you've thought of something to write.

[Meg]

I just realised no-one answered my question would a paladin sleeping with someone then later finding out that someone was married be affected?

EDIT: Gender-switched The Guy with a halberd? So, girl with the halberd?

I think it'd be That Gal With a Halberd. Or if we're trusting musical theater, the distaff of "Guy" is "Doll." But That Doll With A Halberd is just lacking in... something.

[Silverraptor]

Yea, that was cute.

I still think they both have major issues by the end of that story. Like Inkyrius obviously having evil tendancies, possibly even more so than V. Not that that's necessarily a problem; maybe they can decide to be evil as a family.

I wrote that kiss and make up part because I didn't want a reputation that all my endings end in you-know-what. Also because I felt that V needed some comfort.

[Taekwondodo]

Tsukiko + (Inkyrius + (Haley + Haley's Dad) + (Gender-switched Bozzok))
Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)



The only male in that paring is Haley's dad...

My brain!!!

[Zanaril]

I wrote that kiss and make up part because I didn't want a reputation that all my endings end in you-know-what.

Wait, it didn't? I thought you just chose not to write it. I mean, the only other people there are either unconcious or paralyzed...

[Raging Gene Ray]

EDIT: Lycan, if you still want random characters, my contribution is Roy in college. With hair.

Roy was a woman in college ?

[Silverraptor]

Wait, it didn't? I though you just chose not to write it. I mean, the only other people there are either unconcious or paralyzed...

*Facepalm*

*1d4+1 damage [4]*