Ready Aim Fire CLASSIC XXV - Primary Colours

[Zar Peter]

END OF ROUND 1

Thank you all for your campaigning. Here are the results of day 1:

The Great Party Leader and his adviser are sitting in the hexagonal office.

So, tell me, how are these “Elections” working?

Well, we divided the country into 7 constituencies. Every constituency sends one or more politicians to the next step, the state parliament…

We have a parliament? Since when?

We founded them just for this election. So, there there will be an election again and then there will be one or more elections in the captial until only one candidate is left.

Oh my god, so much fuss about this. Can’t I just simply appoint a president?

Well, you could but then the UNO would cut our funds. Unfortunately they demand free elections before they hand us over the money.

Ok, ok. Unless the people don’t think they can elect whom they want everything is perfect. So, at which step we are?

The constituencies just took their polls. First we got a message from the northern district, let’s see what the message says:

The main fight was between nearly everyone and this black robed man. Destro Yersul. Very strange campaign. He drove to an election event, rattled with his scythe and scared all people away. You would think that he gained no vote at all but two of his hot tempered opponents, Inigo Montoya and Geesi, dared to attack him in one event openly. They died on instant. Then nobody wanted to debate with him and he won the competition. But in this district they allowed three winners so the opponents of the two dead politicians were elected without a vote. It was one Azure Butterfly and a Grim Ranger who knocked down two reporters who asked him who he wants to vote for.

An Azure Butterfly?

That’s what it says here.

Who on earth nominated an azure Butterfly for president?

I believe it was a Lepidopterologist. A Butterfly scientist if you ask.

Oh, ok. What comes from the south?

Well, we had two candidates there. Banjo1985, a local landlord and nobody.

You said two candidates.

Yes. Nobody was the second. It was pretty weird, they had to nominate two candidates but nobody volunteered so they took nobody. And to give him at least a bit of a body they said nobody is the music that stuck in your ears.

And what happened?

Let’s see… ah yes, it seems the Landlord ate too much and exploded and nobody won with 99.9% of votes. They say they heard “Danny Boy” while voting and that convinced them.

So we have a Butterfly and a song so far? God praise the UNO.

Well, maybe we should make more restriction laws about nominating next time. And don’t forget the man with the scythe and the Grim Ranger.

Oh no, how could I forget. Sigh. Go on with it, please.

Well, on Ocean Island we had 7 candidates.

Wait, Ocean Island? That’s a tiny rock in the sea? How many inhabitants are living there?

Umm… 50 sir.

Are you crazy? 50 people and you make a whole constituency out of it? We have 12 million people on the mainland.

Yes, but Ocean Island is so far away, it doesn’t match to any other constituency. And they are very proud of their independence from any other part of our country.

Ok, well. Who was elected then.

Well, the first one who was nominated was Wolfbane, he was very popular because he had a flamethrower. Unfortunately he died a year ago so only his corpse were dragged to the elections. One of his opponents, Crimmy, who’s completely blind, tripped over it and turned it accidental on. He died, as did billtodamax and Mordokai, who just fell asleep short before the accident happened.
Then DD the Cookiemonster tried to hold a speech but he was lynched by the bystanders because they didn’t want a bloody foreigner to be elected.

Bloody foreigner?

Well, one of his great great parents wasn’t born on the island.

I see. And the other candidates?

Dr. Bath slipped and knocked himself to dead after he held a philosophical speech naked in a fish barrel. Nobody really understood him but the crowd applauded in the end.

And then there was a Fleeing Coward. He was total honest but a bit scared. Before he should hold his first speech he ran away and drowned because he couldn’t swim and… well, you can’t run away very far on that island.

So, who got actually nominated? You told me there were 7 candidates but all 7 seems to be dead or something else.

No, no. Everyone who was nominated was dead so the decided to send the guy they don’t need on the island. We got Fin. We don’t know anything about him but he’s coming to the elections soon.

Ok. Now the capital. Tell me about the elections here.

See, since this is the capital we have some special rules here.

Yes?

Well… There’s only one candidate per district. We have evnafets, who won the economy district with 89% of votes. Some may have bothered his alternating stink but his winning smile convinced most of the stockbrokers.
Then, in the University district we had RedScholarGypsy, an Orang Utan who won with 100% and there was a big cheer amongst the students when the exit polls where made public.
In the urban district there was St. Sinner who convinced 95% of his voters with his demand of free guns for every child under 13. He is also famous for staying in bars till daylight.
And in the immigrant district Vampiric got 135% of votes.

135%???

Well, I believe his vote pullers were pretty convincing. A lot of houses burnt down during his campaign.

Ok, ok, I can see the picture. Let’s go to the east then, shall we?

Ah yes. Very interesting there. Very charismatic people to vote. There were a lot of primary primary polls before the real poll started. In one of them, one of the most charismatic politicians, Dirk Kris, was shot to death by his opponent Happyturtle. It is said that Dirk wanted to take up with Happy but got the wrong person. So Happyturtle and an elder mayor, Thanatos, took up the fight against the bum Freshmeat and the witches Deathslayer7 and The Bookworm. In the end it turned out that although the witches could use magic to turn sympathies they couldn’t use this magic for very long and it didn’t work far away. They only could convince 4 people to vote for them. Incidentaly these were their parents.

So Happyturtle, Thanatos and Freshmeat were elected?

Well, and Uncle Festy.

Why this guy?

Well, he killed everyone who didn’t vote for him. Then he voted and won with 100% of all votes in his district.

Cunning man. So, then we have the western part. What’s up there?

Well, three candidates there. Two noble men and one Velociraptor.

Velociraptor?

It’s a dinosaur, sir.

They exist?

Only in the west. But it’s a strong population there so we though they should be nominated.

And?

Well, there was a TV discussion between all candidates. The two nobles, Lord Fullbladder, a famous Space Captain and Lord Herman, a rather simple politician, both argued that Dinosaurs shouldn’t get elected. The Velociraptor listened a while and in the end he said something like: “Die human scum” and devoured them.

And that was it?

Yes. He got 67% of the votes. Pretty much the amount of Dinosaur population in the west I believe.

Oh. Than it’s ok. Can’t argue reptile population. That was it then, I believe. All counties counted hehe.

Not quite all. You forgot the South south east province. It is independent since 5 months and demanded a candidate, too.

What? That’s an isle of geeks and nerds. Totally unexperienced in politics.

Yes, the campaign was very odd. The candidate from the nerds, Opeth Freak overslept nearly every speech and the candidate of the geeks, TheBiblophile, made a slip of words in nearly every sentence. In the end the geeks won by hosting a LAN-Party at election day. The Bibliophile got 100% of all votes.

So, then we wait another two weeks for the next round?

Only three days sir. The candidates don't need too much time to prepare.

... to be continued.

And here are the actions:

{table=head]Player | action
Azure Butterfly | shoot Inigo Montoya
banjo1985 | shoot Reinholdt
billtodamax | shoot self
Crimmy | shoot self
DD the Cookiemonster | shoot self
deathslayer7 | shoot The Bookworn
Destro Yersul | shoot self
Dirk Kris | shoot deathslayer
Dr. Bath | shoot self
evnafets | shoot air
Fin | Timeout 1
Fleeing Coward | shoot self
Freshmeat | shoot deathslayer
Geesi | shoot Destro Yersul
Grim ranger | shoot Geesi
happyturtle | shoot Dirk Kris
Inigo Montoya | shoot Destro Yersul
Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins | shoot Night Surgeon
Lord Herman | shoot Night Surgeon
Mordokai | shoot self
Night Surgeon | shoot self
Opeth Freak | Shoot The Bibliophile
RedScholarGypsy | shoot air
Reinholdt | shoot self
St. Sinner | shoot air
Thanatos 51-50 | shoot Dirk Kris
The Bookworm | Timeout 1
TheBibliophile | shoot self
Uncle Festy | shoot The Bookworn
Vampiric | Timeout 1
Wolfbane | shoot self
[/table]

And here are the surviving players who should send in their actions until next Wednesday (at least 72 hours from now):

Azure Butterfly
Destro_Yersul
evnafets
Fin
Freshmeat
Grim ranger
happyturtle
Night Surgeon
RedScholarGypsy
Reinholdt
St. Sinner
Thanatos 51-50
TheBibliophile
Uncle Festy
Vampiric

[Dallas-Dakota]

Heh, great narration Zar!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Relying on a life support hat connected to dextrous, mechanical legs, the severed head of Captain Fullbladder scuttled over a distant, rocky outcropping. He turned and looked back at the country he had almost legitamently conquered, and grinned.

"Once more, I, Jonathan Fullbladder, have cheated death!"

In the same instant he finished, the rock beneath him gave way, and he skidded down the hill towards the waiting hulk of the Nemesis.

And no one on that particular planet ever saw him again.

[The Bookworm]

Shot twice? I liked it better when nobody knew I existed!

[Reinholdt]

I love Zar Peter so much sometimes.
Gotta admit that velociraptor bit was pretty cool.

Better luck next time Banjo.
I sense a rivalry. Didn't you get me last time?
Oh well.
Round 2! Whoooo!

[happyturtle]

Hehehe...

I wouldn't have made it to round two if I hadn't changed my action at the last minute. Thanks for making it personal, Dirk.

[RedScholarGypsy]

Heh. I just shot the Air in New Jersey.

And all you guys shot were politicians. Bah! I'm going after the real bad guys!

[Reinholdt]

Heh. I just shot the Air in New Jersey.

And all you guys shot were politicians. Bah! I'm going after the real bad guys!

That's not true! I shot Nothing.

[Fleeing Coward]

That's not true! I shot Nothing.

Me too

[Reinholdt]

Me too

Yeah, but you killed Nothing where as I didn't kill Anything.

[Fleeing Coward]

Yeah, but you killed Nothing where as I didn't kill Anything.

The narrator killed nothing. I didn't want to kill anything

[Zar Peter]

The narrator killed nothing. I didn't want to kill anything

I didn't kill nothing! Nothing is still alive, singing an irish song...

[St.Sinner]

Mwaha, I knew my gun laws would be popular! My new campaign promise is a free beer and bottle of Prozac to accompany every gun; a program I call "No Child Left Unmedicated".

[banjo1985]

Better luck next time Banjo.
I sense a rivalry. Didn't you get me last time?

I'll get you next time Mr Kit E Kat!
A rivalry?

*whistles innocently*

What rivalry?

[Thanatos 51-50]

"sir - we think you should wear a suit to the next summit."

"A suit? What do you mean a suit! A suit won't protect me from bullets!"

"It's an election, sir, not a battlefield."

A series of shots ring out. Mayor Thanatos exists from the capagin room wearing body armour and gives another rousing, poorly thought-out speech.

[TheBibliophile]

I can't believe I actually survived the first round!

I knew someone would want to kill me, and I was right!

*steps up to another podium*

It's quite simple, chaps. Vote for me, or I'll kick you in the nuts and then brutalise your books.

[RedScholarGypsy]

I can't believe I actually survived the first round!

I knew someone would want to kill me, and I was right!

*steps up to another podium*

It's quite simple, chaps. Vote for me, or I'll kick you in the nuts and then brutalise your books.

Eek!

An Orangutan jumps from the audience, lands on Bibliophile's shoulders, causing him to slump to the ground enough for the microphone to be face-level. Staring at the thousands now looking on him, the Librarian takes a bite out of the banana in hand while scratching his head. He leans forward:

Ooookeekekkookeeekooookekekokook.

He jumpes down and amples off the stage to thunderous applause.

[Zar Peter]

End of round, no actions accepted from now on. Narration will come tomorrow (since my wife will attend Austria - Funchal and not I )

[TheBibliophile]

Eek!

An Orangutan jumps from the audience, lands on Bibliophile's shoulders, causing him to slump to the ground enough for the microphone to be face-level. Staring at the thousands now looking on him, the Librarian takes a bite out of the banana in hand while scratching his head. He leans forward:

Ooookeekekkookeeekooookekekokook.

He jumpes down and amples off the stage to thunderous applause.

The Bibliophile straightens up and shouts "Summon Monster IX!" An ice-blue hezrou appears and follows the orangutan. An immense battle begins off-stage, but is quickly resolved by the hezrou's one-two combo of an Unholy Blight and a Blasphemy. The demon bows towards the podium and vanishes. The Bibliophile straightens his cape and turns to the audience.

"The rules have changed a bit, chaps. Vote for me or I'll let my demon loose on this island. The polls close tomorrow, my fellow citizens. Be sure to make the right choice."

He turns, and confidently barks the words "Greater Teleport"! An ice-blue nimbus surrounds him and he disappears, leaving the inhabitants of the South-South-East province to clear up the mess.

@V Protection from Arrows. Which, incidentally, also includes shuri- machine-gun bullets.

[Fan]

:seconds later a Velociaraptor appears wielding a Heavy Machine gun, firing upon the Bibliophile.:

"The rules have changed again, those who defy the Raptor overlords will be eaten."

[Zar Peter]

END OF ROUND 2

A dark and cold night. A house in downtown. Decent garden, well tended. Suddenly squealing tires. A car comes to a halt just before the house, three people, dressed in black jumping out, taking their tommy guns and running to the house. One is braking up the door, then the three vanishing into it. A fourth man, rather old with a uniform steps out of the car, leaning against it and lighting a cigarette. He waits.
“Searching for me, aren’t you Major Thanatos?” A voice out of the darkness give’s him a shock.
“Happy? But you ought to… I mean..”
“Don’t lie to me. You wanted to kill me. But I was warned. Actually, one of your man took pity of me and told me your devious plans.” Slowly she shifted her shape into a monster. Her voice changed into dark.
“So now I can get rid of you. Came to close to me, murderer”

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

She hesitated as she heard the voice but then she pierced a tentacle into the heart of the startled soldier. Just in the time she finished her work the other man came out of the house, wanting to report that they found nobody. But when they saw their chief lying in his blood and a tentaculous monster standing above him they started shooting. And as they shot they heard something in their ears.

From glen to glen, and down the mountain side

So, today’s the second vote then. All candidates are in the capital.

Not all sir. First we had this incident at night. Thanatos and happyturtle are out of the race I fear. It was a very rough political campaign. And the ship with Fin on board sank.

The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying

What? Oh, yes, the candidate from ocean island. All the others are here?

Well, there’s this Vampiric guy who one the elections of the immigrant district. It seems he cheated.

What? But he looked so honest.

The election observer meant that it’s not possible to gain 135% in an election and disqualified him. It was a brave man.

Why? Even I can see that 135% of the votes is impossible to gain. That’s not a brave act.

It’s the fact that he was found on the bottom of the river with concrete boots. That makes his statement pretty brave. Anyway, Vampiric is banned from the elections.

'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

So, ok, beside these four all other candidates are still waiting for the results of the elections.

Yes, and we have them. Here for example. The party had to vote between this Butterfly pinned in a box and… the black robed man with a scythe.

Who won?

You see, the people where pretty scared by the black man and the Butterfly nearly convinced them with his pretty colours but then…

Yes?

Destro Yersul made a speech and stated that he will visit everyone who doesn’t vote for him. Somehow that worked, he got nearly every vote.

Hey, that would be an idea for other politicians, too. Vote for me or I come to you and talk to you for a few hours.

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow

What? But, yes, that would be a great idea. Anyway, there was a lethal accident in a TV discussion today.

What? Lethal in a TV discussion? Did they shoot each other again?

No, no. It was pretty cold in the studio so they tried to heat it a bit with portable gas heaters. And as evnafets stood up to hold a speech he stood to close to one of these.

So he get a bit burned. And?

Evnafets is famous. He has a winning smile and is overall a very decent and neat person but his dedication to garlic and onions is also undescribable. And this gives him the winds. In this case it were firestorms.

Oh. Burnt by his own gas. Poor guy. Any other casualties?

Not exactly. Just the bum Freshmeat, another candidate, instead of helping evnafets tried to warm his hands in the fire. He got boohed of the stage. Doesn’t have a chance in winning a election for the next 50 years I fear.

Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow

What is this?? Anyway, what’s about this Velociraptor? Is the Dinosaur in the capital, too?

Yes, he is. And pretty successful as I can say. His rude and uncommunicative behavior made him a star beyond certain parts of the population. In fact the geeks and the nerds dumped their former star Bibliophile and are followers of the Saurier. It also helped that The Bibliophile lost a street fight against this Grim ranger.

'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow

*Looks around nervously*
So, there is this orang utan left, I suppose?

Yes, the ape. Well, he wanted to fetch a book in the library but was never seen again.

A book? Must have been very important then.

I think the title was “Convince people with themes, not with look”. Maybe he hasn’t found it yet.

Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

Anything else happened? Apart from this song… book?

What? Oh yes, Uncle Festy and St. Sinner where fighting each other but in the end they decided to work together. They added their votes and decided that they have 100% and both are elected.

That’s possible?

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

SHUT UP!… oh, sorry. Well, yes, it’s possible since we don’t have laws against it. But we are learning out of these actions and adapt our legislation.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

AAArrrrgh! What’s this song. I’m getting mad. It’s stuck in my ears!

This? Oh, this is a Reinholdt?

A Reinholdt? They gave it a name?

Oh yes. Remember the song from day 1? Well, it came to the capital, too. And it’s still here. If you have Danny boy in your ears you have a Reinholdt.

Ah yes. That explains every… wait. That’s complete rubbish.

Yes, but it’s a song in your ears who wants to get elected for president. Do you have a correct description for it?

If you put it this way… no. Well done, let’s see how the third round turns out to be.

The actions:

{table=head]Player | action
Azure Butterfly | shoot Destro Yersul
Destro Yersul | shoot self
evnafets | shoot self
Fin | Timout 2 - dead
Freshmeat | shoot self
Grim ranger | shoot The Bibliophile
happyturtle | shoot Thanatos
Night Surgeon | shoot self
RedScholarGypsy | shoot self
Reinholdt | shoot air
St. Sinner | shoot air
Thanatos 51-50 | happyturtle
TheBibliophile | shoot Night Surgeon
Uncle Festy | shoot air
Vampiric | Timout 2 - dead
[/table]

And the surviving players:

Destro Yersul
Grim ranger
Night Surgeon
Reinholdt
St. Sinner
Uncle Festy


Please send in your actions in the next 72 hours!

[Reinholdt]

Zar's is blessed by the stars by an extreme amount of awesome.
Here's a squid bone in the shape of trophy.

And whoo! First time to round three!
This calls for a song!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive

[happyturtle]

The corpse of Carly Bryson falls down next to the corpse of Alizarin Viscose.


D'awwww!

[Grim ranger]

Zar's is blessed by the stars by an extreme amount of awesome.
Here's a squid bone in the shape of trophy.

And whoo! First time to round three!
This calls for a song!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive

Aargh! Now that song won't leave my head! Rein! I'm so going to shoot you, no matter how snuggly or cute you are!

Not that you weren't my favourite cat still. Nothing personal, furball

Also, I am still alive too. Yay

[Fan]

I swear if I win this, Raptor Kind will devour you all.

Vote Megaraptor!

[TheBibliophile]

Dammit! Why did I not know that Grim would shoot me?

[Fan]

Dammit! Why did I not know that Grim would shoot me?

More like, how did you not know I'd shoot myself?

It's been my every action since I've been in RAF.

[Reinholdt]

Aargh! Now that song won't leave my head! Rein! I'm so going to shoot you, no matter how snuggly or cute you are!

Not that you weren't my favourite cat still. Nothing personal, furball

Also, I am still alive too. Yay

So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

[RedScholarGypsy]

So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Now I have to play portal again to get it out of my system.

...wait, why am I grumbling?

And still no one shoots me. Need to increase the hate.

[Zar Peter]

END OF ROUND 3

So, the second round is over for more than three days, what happened?

This was a triumph.

Well, I think the narrator wasn’t quite well. But there’s an update! Halleluja!

I’m making a note here: Huge success.

Yes, yes. Huge success and all. This music is ANNOYING!

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Sorry, sir. But the music made it to round three!

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

Well, to round three but not farther! Turn this damn music off!

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

SHUT UP!

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

If you want something done you have to do it yourself.

And the science gets done and you ma… *click *

Summary: Reinholdt shot himself. Reinholdt was a villager candidate

What was that?

I think that was a WW summary.

WW? World War?

No, Werewolf. It's a kind of game.

And what has that to do with our election? This is getting weirder and weirder. What happens next?

Well, there was this TV discussion between the Velociraptor, the evil necromancer and the perfectly normal politician.

Let me guess... the perfectly normal villager got eaten by the Velociraptor?

Well, kind of... the evil necromancer turned him undead before.

* sigh * Ok, who's left else?

There's this scary person with the scythe. You know, dresses all black, bony, holding an egg timer all of the time?

Yes? Did he win an election?

Nearly.

What nearly? He lost?

He got lynched. The people thought he was a bad guy.

But we don't have bad guys here! They are only politicians. The people shouldn't kill them, they should elect them.

Well, the principle is new to most off them. You can't deny 500 years of oppression.

Ok then, is there anybody else?

Oh yes! The guy who's constantly in Bars and promises free guns for all kids has announced a new program: Free beer and bottle of Prozac to accompany every gun; a program he calls: "No Child Left Unmedicated".

He got lynched, too, I suppose?

Ermm... no, he got 80% of the votes. Actually the people donate honesty.

Oh my god, how do I explain that to the UNO?

Actions:

{table=head]Player | action
Destro Yersul | Shoot self
Grim ranger | Shoot Uncle Festy
Night Surgeon | Shoot Grim Ranger
Reinholdt | Shoot self
St. Sinner | shoot air
Uncle Festy | shoot self
[/table]

Surviving players:

Night Surgeon
St. Sinner
Uncle Festy


Please send in your actions in the next 72 hours.